So, hypothetically, if you were to make a solo-cup-in-chain-link-fence message over an overpass, you’d be putting in the letters backwards. And, again hypothetically, you might want a template for that. Hypothetically.

the league tried its damnedest to mess this up, and if rodman didn't have the connection to dc and the community of supporters at audi field, she would be yet another star leaving. they'll tout this as a league-wide win, it is not, the win is the property of the women's soccer community in dc.

Unnamed Outlet to Come is gonna need your support in the very near future, see also the pinned post on my profile if you're like "wait what"

Our short is finally out on YouTube . You can watch it here youtu.be/Ut7mDwAAE4A?...

she's like if batman realized that redistributing his wealth was a more effective than beating up city residents

*grizzled sarge voice* up and at em, boys, that doom ain’t gonna scroll itself.

🤣🤣🤣 #IYKYK

GIVE FOLKS CASH A lot of people panhandling use that money to get hotels or hostel beds. Give someone a $20 and they are well on their way to getting the amount they need to get inside for the night.

hatchy and casey’s babies probably

AUBREY KINGSBURY SAID WTF IS A BLOOMER

CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.

*sighs*

This article posted by Narumi Miura (who says teammate Kaylie Collins helped her translate into English) today feels like an noteworthy step towards destigmatizing discussions of menstruation in women's sports

One way to "decide to win" would be to blackball this list of losers from any further party planning activities

Pregnancy FC in full swing in the year of our lord 2025 lol. Happy for Lynn and Marley 🥹🥹

In light of new information, I, uhh, withdraw my objection to the 77 year old white lady who does *not* have a Nazi tattoo on her chest. I will be submitting all relevant forms to the bureau of retractions and submit for my flogging.

The Blacksky migration guide makes clear that there are separate Blacksky adjacent spaces where non Black folks can support/benefit the Blacksky algorithm. Those are open to all!

The "America First" team cant stand the power of communism

I’m sorry i can decipher this word salad. How do we get Ella back in charge?

AN UNBLOWN CHANCE!

@838carlisle.bsky.social I think you need to see this. It’s genius! youtu.be/PS9Bc_GQBEs?...

hello. i have a woso newsletter that will drop stuff like this in your inbox multiple times a week. if that's a thing you might be into, bias aside, i think you should subscribe. (my bias-infused recommendation is that not subscribing is illegal) btvc.beehiiv.com/p/2025-nwsl-...

STOP IT. These people are so fucking weak, and this shows it. Stop this!

(settling into my rocking chair) so back in the day, you needed a phone line, and a software-layer ISP like American Online or Compuserve. You got spammed with free trial CDs in the mail. You paid by the minute for access. Yes, I remembered to take my medicine this morning, shut up and listen.

My personal feeling is that we should undo the shibboleths invented by Victorians mad about the middle class and therefore we do not care what the root word is when pluralizing a word. We just make it plural however we wish.

Oldie but goodie: stats related to tomatoes. STR: throwing a tomato DEX: dodging a thrown tomato INT: knowing a tomato is a fruit WIS: understanding that tomatoes don't go in fruit salad CON: surviving eating a rotten tomato CHA: being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad

Still my favorite explanation of the difference between INT and WIS: int is knowing that Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. Wis is knowing that Frankenstein was, in fact, the monster

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

Is this ref related to Chesky?

Just the most ornery people alive, raised on humidity and disrespect

Sounds like a you problem, sir

Anyone else from DC up for a 51st minute chant again…? (4 of us are, at least!)

All the @washingtonspirit.com supporter groups and most of the stadium all went for the “Free DC” chant tonight

Chicago Stars interim head coach Ella Masar shares her thoughts on the #nwsl officiating after the match. “It has to be better.” Q: @joechatz.bsky.social 🎥 @chicagostars.com

Imagine if LLMs came out with a "not sure, but here's my best guess? You should verify this information" we would have stopped hearing about them instantly. You know like how we ignore scientists

…Gonna build a Time Machine, travel back to 1989, and tell Tim Berners-Lee’s supervisor that the guy is goofing off at work and should get back to proper physics research.

Here’s something delightful. New homeowners in Melbourne found an extensive model train setup under the floor after they move in.

the percentage of white children in school was around 80% in 1980. today it is right around 45%, give or take. as the supreme court attempts to uphold that this is a white man’s republic it is going to smash headlong into reality, and the results are going to be catastrophic.

I canceled my @washingtonpost.com subscription some time ago - and realized this morning I could just pitch those $50/year over to @51st.news

Been trying to work out why I find my US feed's inevitable shrieking about "WWIII!" every time their government does some dumb military thing so wildly unsympathetic, and today it hit me: It's a way of centering yourself in an event that is not going to have any immediate effect on your life.

For comparison for those who don’t live in DC: Trump’s Parade vs. The Washington Nationals World Series Parade on the same street

do you know how screwed up your org has to be that you make *D.C. United* look like a bastion of stability here I'm glad Adrian Gonzalez is here because otherwise, woo buddy lol

Was on a train for many hours to MiniSoda for #USWNT, and I see that #NWSL is Too Hard for Giraldez now? Adios.

In honor of the recent #BarclaysWSL Golden Glove winner (with #manutdwomen) and soon-to-be mainstay of the #uswnt, I present a crocheted portrait of unproblematic goalkeeper and marine biology enthusiast Phallon Tullis-Joyce.

Talking about shit like MAUs, growth rate, and conversions gives you psychic brain lesions. If it's not part of your job description do not do it