puppygirl doing talking buttons any1 done that????

DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is

Here, hear it from the man himself.

i put all my points in the joy of writing a few elegant instructions that do something interesting / the patience to parse a ten year old tangle of garbage to figure out how to make it easier to work with. can i respec

This is complete spitballing but I do remember 12ish as a time when I became really concerned with rules and order but also What The Future Holds for the first time (prob cause puberty chaos) so it makes sense that a vision of an orderly adulthood would appeal even if you realize it does suck

rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job

Ymmv but even just looking at some of the tracks on this list made me feel emotional. That said, ellipsis over hyph mngo thequietus.com/tq-charts/he...

Ouch

the thing about the actual real communist manifesto, the one marx wrote, is that you can read it in the length of one smoke break

waow en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_BM...

forgot to put this up somewhere so here you go. visualize your favorite zlib stream! lynn.github.io/flateview/

There's a new setting that reverts Mobile Safari back to having a more useful set of default controls bsky.app/profile/csch...

liquid glass? 🤔🤭 more like, uhhh,… solid snake 🤣🤪

evo, like so many other events, started in an aracade and grew to the point it had to move to hotels/convention centers evo is an example of one of the multiple branches that a fighting game event can become; evo isn't THE fighting game community the FGC will be fine regardless of evo's future

The moment that Sony bought up EVO I knew it was going to just fall apart. Not because "Sony Bad" but because now EVO had entered the world of big corporate money. And nothing enters that world without being tainted. But damn, just because you expected it doesn't make it any easier.

I wrote about @iceblock.app, the developer's infuriating HOPE talk, and how it's unfortunately basically activism theater micahflee.com/unfortunatel...

i saw someone point out that the selector for time on iphone alarms is actually just a really long list and not truly circular. everything i’ve known is a lie

I actually like it when I read an article from 2018 and all external links have to be accessed through Web Archive.

Yesterday evening Piotr Szotkowski, also known as Chastell, has passed away. Friend, partner, great engineer, wonderful person.

The conservative movement is lying about basically every empirical "debate" of our time, from climate change to voter fraud to vaccines. Why is it so impossible for reactionary centrists to contemplate the possibility they're lying about trans healthcare too?

I can't watch those extremely choreographed WWDC sessions without imagining that I'm tasked with conducting one myself and asked to contort my image to that required by big A (big Apple). 🫩 Maybe it's not at all what happens, but that's how I imagine it. developer.apple.com/videos/play/...

I’m so happy they made this into an emoji 🫩

blue.mackuba.eu/skythread/?p... 😎

It’s cool how the first 10 or so years of hard rock invented so many image/vibe templates that rock/metal bands still use today - mysterious occultists (Zeppelin) - lost souls tormented by demons (Sabbath) - swaggering virtuosos (Deep Purple) - a bunch of stupid assholes who suck ass (Aerosmith)

"remote work is hard" skill issue

the congruence…

All the stuff in Sinners about eating pussy would have been a really good influence on me if I saw that when I was like 15 and I'm glad other young people are going to hear it

It's always good to see software that isn't embarrassed of the fact that it's made and maintained by humans. Be proud to be vibrant and interesting and don't sterilize yourself to fit somebody else's tastes. Or – as this points out – use that to make the persnickety folks do some work themselves.

"ji"? Did you want to go to Jira, the #1 bookmarked tab you open 80,000 times a day? Or did you want to travel across the country in the middle of a Thursday to visit 𝗝𝗶𝗳𝗳𝘆 𝗟𝘂𝗯𝗲 𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲? These are my best guesses, based on 30 years of tracking your every movement, action, and thought online.

Today I discovered that people have been uploading old stock photo CD-ROMs to the Internet Archive and now I'm obsessed with the mid-'90s business-core aesthetic.

The european citizens' initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU only has 250k signatures and needs to amass 1 million in the next 7 days... If you live in the EU, please sign it (you can't otherwise); if you don't, please share it around.

great tip if you’re running coding interviews (and good thing to be aware of as an interviewee)

„Cosey Fanni Tutti” sounds like a name of a fascist paramilitary group

In the distant year of 2022, Bridget transitioned going from queer icon to a different kind of queer icon. I've got a new post on community and canon developments since then, how transness is embodied and holding onto joy in historically dark times. The discourse never ends.

Just like no one believes they're impacted by advertising, no one with these usage patterns seems to believe that it could slowly shape their thinking. I am significantly less concerned about obvious hallucinatory errors (these are easy to catch) than I am about subtle drivers of intellectual bias

imagining a cooperative scheduler with the mousiest little voice ᵍᵘʸˢ, ᵍᵘʸˢ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶦᵐ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʸᶦᵉˡᵈ. ⁿᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵍᵘʸˢ ʷᵉ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶦᵈˡᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵒᶠᵗᵉⁿ ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵗʰʳᵃˢʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵍᵘʸʸˢˢˢ ̤̱

the memory-constrained CPU's cooperative scheduler when it notifies the system tasks of a voluntary yield state change

New from 404 Media: we've obtained a leak from inside Palantir describing Palantir's plan to help ICE find people to deport. Includes peoples' location. Palantir is expecting a backlash, preparing comments for employees to tell their family. Says ICE "mature partner" www.404media.co/leaked-palan...

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

buying a tiny portable solar panel just so that i can say "well now i'm just a simple humble country photon farmer, but i reckon..."

I know times are rough, but I’m working on something to make the world a little bit better. 🙂 It’s juicero for overnight oats - DM me if you’re interested!