can a person die of heterosexuality poisoning

last christmas. declaring it

Does anyone else just like mostly hate party/social/board games? Like I truly think I just hate them I don’t mind tabletop RPG stuff, though it’s definitely not my *thing*, and I can get into a cards against humanity round or whatever. But given the choice I would ALWAYS pick to just chat

sorry please call back later I'm listening to the good luck babe bridge on repeat 1 hour (looped)

I just saw an ad for the US Secret Service advertising a 50k signing bonus (like they're trying to get you to open a new checking account) playing during the goddamn Rose Bowl, I have never seen anything like that before

I made the right decision to not drink tonight, or else I’d be taking a shot every time Andy Cohen reference Heated Rivalry during the broadcast.

Andy Cohen saying "you're Ilya and I'm Shane" to Anderson Cooper on live TV in Times Square??????

new years plan is to lift heavy and eat so much crab i die

I think i have somehow gotten simultaneously worse and better at detecting accents like sometimes I hear someone and I'm like "4 miles south of manchester" and sometimes I hear someone and I'm like "wow perfect american accent" until i'm informed that no, actually, not so much

they should build a velodrome that's a mobius strip

I’m playing with fire asking if we can watch a hockey game someone is gonna see a heated rivalry ad and put two and two together

patrocles and achilles movie with hudson williams and connor storrie send post

one of the weirdest things about being mixed race is like, most of the time I just look like me. but rarely when I'm extra tanned or have a new haircut or something I look in the mirror and go "oh that is a white person" and as often "oh that is an asian person" and neither are precisely me

This is actually shameful. You are a professor. Act like it. Don’t just rely on actual Chat GPT.

Having an avatar with your face and body created that says degrading things and engages in degrading or sexual actions should not be the price of participation in public life for women and girls.

This Christmas really making me feel like a teenager again siting in the back of the room tip tapping on my laptop while everyone else chats

I keep getting pushed ads for sports games now

i thought we were promised yuri in Bridgerton what is this cinderella bullshit

insanely bad faith. insane. just total abandonment of the concept of the regulatory state for the purpose of carrying water for AI companies

world is not ready for this conversation but the lesbian community has its own version of the "wiping your ass makes you gay" shit about random things that make you "not a lesbian" and it's annoying af

I literally get like irrationally angry when I have to wait at lights now

the most transformative aspect of the gay hockey show for me, an aesthete and not a horny loser like the rest of you, was all the French pop music I got introduced to, which has made a real difference in my listening skills. bet you feel bad for judging me for reading hockey fanfic now

are manic pixie dream girls just autistic

literally cannot wait until our culture moves beyond pathologizing everything

I also personally dislike the way Babel approaches translation and the "magic" in "word pairs" and find it oddly....alienating? I'm not sure how to put my finger on it. But I also have heard that a decent amount of the Cantonese in the book is wrong, which is kinda unforgivable given the topic

white people aren't yet and may never be prepared to handle the complexities of diaspora brainrot as a phenom but nevertheless its there. in the water. like a shark

You understand why this is my most hated book? But what pushes it over the top for me is how people will bend over backwards to redeem it, because even this sledgehammer prose is still effective at guilting the "woke" reader into believing they *should* like this, they *should* be on her side

honestly getting off the internet for the last week has been so horrible, I don't want to exist IRL, I hate talking to people, family is overrated, I want to jack in like I'm in the matrix and see nothing but posts, this is all I need

Should I watch the heated rivalry boys thirst tweets buzz feed video? No, I shan’t…it’s the lord’s day….no. No. I shall

merry christmas! 🎄

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams are signed for three seasons of Heated Rivalry

Fuck I forgot people don’t just stare at each other in this country

People tell me like, oh skelly, you’re such a hater, you’re so judgmental, but like when you’re at Christmas even and your most basic cousin says “omg? I love Benson Boone” what are you supposed to do. Act like this is normal. Act like this is laudable.

In complete agreement with Borges here, in that while I love having access to multiple languages and think bilingualism itself makes a richer speaker and writer, I love love love English for its sheer breadth and flexibility

I’m at a point in my life where I can just admit I have no interest in watching a tv show unless there’s gays in it

Not my aunt asking me when I’m having babies and me saying “I’m going to Monaco”

Google history “best flasks for funeral”

this is truly dgaf christmas

I don't know if this is a lesbian thing or a physicist thing or a too online thing or a neurodivergent thing but something I've learned since reentering the gender balanced world post grad school is that all my friendships are very male coded in that they mostly involve mocking

after they finish all the sports games this year they should just keep the boys in their enclosure, like zoo animals

carpal tunnel of love. is that anythign

Literally just have to get through Christmas so I can watch the gay hockey show

oh god it's so sad that Dan and Phil never even labeled their relationship. sixteen fucking years?? when I think gay people can't ratchet the angst up further and yet

I feel like Dan and Phil is some kind of like, dystopian experiment in the most nightmare closeting scenario humanly possible

ship me out to the europa ice war it's gotta be better than this

...you know what? justified hit

Literally was almost reduced to tears picking up a “baguette” in an American supermarket

I'm not gonna lie guys I hit some kind of perceptual wall like early december and I haven't been able to process any new information other than my French lessons, math, and the gay hockey porn. I never know what any of you are talking about anymore

this passage has been the single most inspiring language learning thing i've read

après le français j'ai decidé que ce serait le russe mais apres ça...?