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I mean, the policy that you don't get to have a credit card in your own name as an unmarried woman, or something like that

as someone on tumblr said I'm feeling very "the stripper loves me" about the entire San Jose Sharks team (excluding the Russians) using Pride tape last night

after going to a hockey game here in Europe I am so much more grateful that the Sharks don't have any ads on their jerseys. they looked so awful the European leagues look like billboards playing billboards

calling being elected as president "endeavors in other fields" is sooooo funny

the sharks have gone into such Mack psychosis that they now introduce all their other players as "Not Macklin Celebrini"

Sharks sharks sharks sharks 4 points Mack 3 points Will I prayed for times like these

*snickers* oh, was there a spaceball today?

i could fit it

"Houston has you loud and clear" I'm NOT crying

I don't want to hear any cynicism about space stuff

"We've got a beautiful moonrise and we're headed right at it." -Wiseman

got drunk last night went to see the WORST cover band I've ever heard in my liiiiiife and got so drunk I said "we should all go to a hockey game" and we looked it up and the last game of the season is today and I drunkenly insisted "no let's still go. let's go" anyway now I'm going to a hockey game

do I have any follows/mutuals with an in at CERN? considering a Geneva trip and I want to be allowed to lick the inner chambers

academics: a journal I'm writing is asking if i want my name added to the paper as a reviewer. it's a review paper in a good journal. my first inclination is to say no, because peer review should be blind, but also I did put a lot of work in? I can't decide. any opinions?

really fuckin grinds my gears how the terfs all broke down in pretend sobs about how trans women are such a threat to our precious lesbians. in reality, if terfs get their way, lesbians will be the second category of people shoved back in the closet

so two days ago people where like "lol what do you mean american politics is symbolically gendered?" ok, what is this? what the fuck is this!?

being from the midwest is so bleak. there by the grace of god go I

man I don't know if it's that I was just too socially dense as a kid for the anti-sex messages to sink in or because i hung out with the queer kids by age 14 or being raised in CA but I somehow got away clean re: sex hang ups while some of the stuff my straight girl friends say blows my mind

The thing about America is we’re gonna have so many haunted houses. We’re gonna wrap up the identity of a nation in a spooky story

christ it's incredible how bad google search is now. like it's barely functional

Sometimes I think it’d feel really good to be hunted by someone or something just to justify my dysregulated nervous system

The thing about project Hail Mary is giving the geodude an offscreen wife is COWARDICE. Let Ryan Gosling fall in love with the rock. They did the Kirk Spock hands on glass thing. Just let them be in love

Maitre d! And where are my elitist, sneering reviews of project Hail Mary!

if bsky deployed anti-zoomer measures

Sad middle aged dad rock save me now

Googling dissociation because everything is going well

Saying I’m on a learning curve feels so generous I think I’m more like a marble being rolled up a slope oat a skate park doomed to come rolling back down and end up in a gutter

I am so incredibly sick of the French way of handling things where no one tells you anything, if you ask you get a shrug, and then when theres inevitably a problem down the road everyone goes “well why didn’t you do this incredibly obvious thing, you fucking idiot”

I only watch movies where everyone on screen is dead. Feels disrespectful otherwise

Today in AI: Canada rejected the PR application of a McMaster postdoc from the Sorbonne who works in the immunology of aging because the generative AI being used to process applications (😱) entirely hallucinated her credentials. Everyone involved should be fired. archive.is/ELrCI#select...

should i crash out over some fruits de mer tomorrow

can you have the scientific method without experiments? asking for a formerly successful species

Sometimes I think that putting myself in voluntary isolation for my entire twenties to learn measure theory has had a deleterious impact on my mental functioning

You know I didn’t expect all this catastrophe to be so boring

What I enjoy about this song is that it's even more craven than Single Ladies in equating (or even surpassing) the desire for companionship and love with a fucking expensive ring. "I would like a big and shiny diamond." Ok. Well. Spelling it all out in 2026 I guess. Give me wealth

a massive song called "Where Is My Husband!" from a singer of age 28 singing about how desperate she is for a "shiny diamond ring" feels like such an ominous sign for our culture

I wish I had more friends and dear fellows who were evil

gotta be honest can't help but feel this soccer game would be much improved by being on ice and strapping blades to the players feet

Results are about to start being announced in France. Read my thread for city by city context. And use my spreadsheet to follow the results: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Apple TV streams MLS games now and I'm awatching my first ever professional soccer game. this is gonna sound so dumb but I didn't realize how uhhhhhh big the field is

in the market for cursed artifacts if anyone's selling

and people will still say German is very difficult

I need a free standing white board for my apartment

Disco Elysium has zero replay value for me, personally, because I’m incapable of choosing any dialogue options other than what makes Kim happy

🎶I heard there was a demon core/ You had one neutron, then had more/ But you don’t really care for physics do you?🎶

if you want me at my "I solved all your compiling errors" you have to take me at my "wrap your lines at 80 chars or I'm leaving you"

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