watching the zamboni go round and round

my normal PT was out this week and the replacement sucked :(

Sharks gonna put out a missed connections ad for McDavid by the time this is all over

do I have any followers in Canada (Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal) who are academics and think they have anything academic overlap with what I do (complexity and predictive modeling, information theory)? I'm planning a Canada tour and am interested in hitting as many academic centers as possible

sorry I didn't text back for eight hours I was in the depths of cripping self loathing but I'm better now. what's up

Macklin Celebrini making Canadian Olympic history at 19-years old 🙌 Canada has had three attempts with the likes of Corey Perry and Sidney Crosby but Macklin Celebrini is the one to capitalize. #MilanoCortina2026

this exists in some states btw. it's not very popular (also this is kink shit. like this is BDSM brain being laundered as legal policy) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covenan...

Living in France has its downsides but I truly don’t think I’ll ever get tired of rushing down the steps of my walk up and clambering out onto a busy Parisian street, already late for five things at once

disappointing game. no mack hattie :(

lmao nearly 2 PKGs for Canada, what a showing

oh shit I wasn't paying attention who's on the celebrini mcdavid line now

christ spoke too soon on this being not so physical a game, I guess the French finally got too embarrassed to let it continue

oh whatEVER wilson

MACK HAT TRICK MAKE IT REAL

ANOTHER MACK GOAL??

you know what's also been nice is how much less physical this game has been---I don't mind a good hockey scrum but this has felt more like a skill game. or maybe the French just don't want any after seeing what happened to the Swiss but eh

grier are you paying attention to mcdavid-celebrini!!!!

does anyone have updated player stats for team canada? the team canada website isn't updating live

It's shocking how wrong this is---like, mathematically wrong, like it's literally impossible to identify the subset of the training data that is being "matched", there is no inverse function---and yet apparently very well-liked explanation. distressing

🥰

god canada might push this into double digits

YESSSSS MAAAACK

god they should have made team canada skate blindfolded or something

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 mack 🕯 🕯 third olympic 🕯 🕯 goal 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

I need to learn a third language that no one fucking speaks around here I'm tired of not having a clubhouse mode

the French crease just COVERED with ice poor baby

breakaway with 3 seconds left in the period??? never fucking let up

I just know this FRA-CAN chirping is going hard they should have mic'd this game

It pisses me off that people say "Ilia shouldn't have called himself the quad god until he actually won" like you guys ARE aware there are other ice skating comps than the olympics right. Like he has won.

ok here we fucking go let's go Canada

when you picture this please picture it at a dutch angle, to convey a sense of unease and disorientation

I don't mean to be disrespectful to the rest of the teams but as fun as Olympics hockey has been I would have so much rather have watched seven games of US vs CAN

bonkers goal from Boldy, damn

Would you believe I got clocked as bourgeoise the other night. No clue what it could have been

Excuse you, I’m not insanely irritated, I am a normal amount irritated

Le boulangerie sur valentines…si je meurs je meurs

I think Frodo is unnecessarily bitchy about his quest. like yes the cursed ring is carving out pieces of his soul but at least he has a clearly defined goal you know what I mean? that's not nothing

listen I prefer women but this is is an extremely north american opinion.

ohhh I don't even want to watch the free skate I think I hate seeing people fail :(

welp

oh god you truly hate to see it

ok we can stop doing tom wilson's laundry I think

slightly distressed by how much time there is left on this replay with only five minutes left in the second period.

the swiss strategy appears to be rage baiting until they get the entire canadian team ejected, off the back of latvia's "call a review on every goal" strategy

MAAAAACK

ok way behind on hockey starting the CAN game now. watching the canadian power play fucking destroy

You can give me a melon baller I won’t be irresponsible with it

Literally though why are most people so boring

vibrating with [I'm normal] energy at the function as I explain Guillermo del Toro's oeuvre

I just think if I had The Thing from John Carpenter's The Thing in my house that we would be friends. I think I could charm it . We would watch Seinfeld togehter