It annoys me when people see photos of my muscles and say "I could still beat you in a fight!" Man, I live in an open carry state. These muscles are not for fighting, they are for carrying beautiful women's luggage. Get your priorities straight.

I have eaten the cheese cubes That i just Bought today And which I really should not Have eaten So fast Forgive me They were so Gouda So rich And so tasty

Utilitarianism is like clicker training for philosophy nerds

#PrideInSTEM Day 20 Dr. Ben Barres was a physician-scientist and first openly trans member of the National Academy of Sciences. His work in neuroscience put the spotlight on glia and their critical roles in the brain. Learn more 👇🏼 #Neuroskyence 🧪 www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Gonna mess with my Toph deck whilst people trickle into @transslumberparty.com

fuck. feeling pretty bummed. i got tickets to this awesome show tomorrow and the people i'm interested in taking.. one's out of town, one was just in a car accident, and the last hasn't seen my message yet.

I asked Mae "how much do I really mean it when I joke about wanting girls to be mean to me?" She said, "let me think about it" Like 4 hours later she goes, "I don't think you want someone to be mean to do you but I *do* think you like having a foil" It's nice to be Known

Please please please do a Commodus

i once worked at a comic shop that literally had a "no soliciting except for the tamale lady" policy

Getting a new DnD campaign off the ground with longtime friends tonight - and in the new backyard patio space!!

if you and also all of society find yourself hating a particular women's fashion item or style, chances are that style or item has a feminist or proto-feminist history.

Had restaurant mujaddara and it was fantastic but now the question is why doesn't mind taste like this? It's not 100% the onions though obviously my onion carmelization game is not on this level.

Holy shit, it just struck me that the Fight, Flight, Freeze, Fawn adrenaline reactions, though an #autistic lens, could be Meltdown, "Elopement," Shutdown, Masking.

There is a LOT to love about SUDA51 but one of the tops is that he absolutely called that trans women would be the best posters on the social Internet back in 2005

BS labeling this as adult content is… eh hem… BS

I would like to congratulate my wonderful wife, @zoandbehold.bsky.social, for winning her primary! She ran unopposed and will also be unopposed in the general, meaning for 3 election cycles in a row, Montana will have a trans woman (and kick ass human) in the legislature.

this is fucking HUGE!!

Salmon grown from a single cell, without the need to farm or slaughter fish. Pretty incredible stuff!

the worst people on the planet have hello kitty avatars and @s like yummycrumbly but DETESTABLEPERVERT666 would probably pull me out of a burning building

Sharing this again: armthedolls.com/so-you-want-to-buy-a-gun

Catching up on a few things, and was delighted to read this thoughtful #Animorphs essay by @samanthawrites.net. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Please watch and share this and act on it as a matter of urgency youtu.be/xLp3m0GXgwk

@trashxdiscourse.bsky.social sorry if I missed it did something happen I can't see any of your videos

1000 dogs just watched you fake throw a tennis ball

Ya know, it always frustrates me when I learn that horrible person who has been actively abusive, harassing & fascist for years finally only gets brought down because they have a basic ass nonprobleamtic kink or fetish. God our cultures hatred on non-normative sex continually finds way to anger me.

David Arquette would be a great cast for Carth Onasi.

Honestly this makes so much sense

It was just protecting its community!

The entire right wing ecosystem, from politics to media to business, is just for-profit contrarianism. The formula is: they name a real shortcoming of the imperfect status quo and once they got you they sell you horseshit that's much, much worse

@ns4a2.bsky.social wants an animorphs tattoo and is texting me example photos of suitable blue cubes without prelude or explanation I have replied with a cinnamon roll by way of encouragement

To be fair the right person could fix a LOT of what's wrong with me using the power of rope

I'm generally not one to post a bunch of erotic art on main but lately I've reignited my fascination with official artists making porn of their characters on the sly Superman co-creator Joe Schuster made a ton of fetish art with a het couple that looks REAL familiar, for instance.

That scene in Office Space where Peter comes to work and sees the building going up in flames and feels absolutely at peace with himself and his life? That exact thing has actually happened to me.

One time while i was writing an article i invented an sex move called "Ghost Protocoling" where you fuck while rappelling down the Burj Khalifa in tandem When I boasted in a song that i invented an illegal sex move, that was true and also about this

Useful thing to use here

fucking great resource to educate oneself on symbols and groups of hatred. (will be updated to include TPUSA soon)

In many states, especially blue states, private sales may not be permitted without an FFL/background check, making this a perfect pincer attack by republicans and democrats on this particular issue. It may be now or never if you haven't already made your purchases.

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

I don't know why youtube keeps marking perfectly normal comments as potentially inappropriate.

why the fuck should i bother voting then? the people demand radical change and you milquetoast motherfuckers can't even come up with a viable plan to challenge the fascists in power. in fact you're promising you WON'T. jesus fucking christ i hate everything right now

and maybe not even vines, i just want some sort of cool, swirly, abstract design flowing down my leg.

I think another reason many Americans Feel Bad About the Economy: There is a constant barrage of information indicating to the casual observer that people who run scams and lie and refuse to play by the rules aren't just going unpunished, they're *making way more money than you are* as a result.

the realest thing jeremy "5e" crawford ever said was that there are fundamentally only two rules questions he got asked: 1. "The rules say if X, then Y. But let me ask you: if X, then Z?" 2. "The rules say if X, then Y. But let me ask you: if X, then Y?"

Oh my god is everyone fucking incompetent?

Sli'vo'kor. Klingon slut heaven.