Late '90s-early '00s pop punk got a lot of flak back in the day, but I defy you to find a genre and era that immediately gets people to stop what they're doing to sing along and bounce around. It's like a compulsion.

A rare Daily Tism post where I can say "this is definitely not me, this is the opposite" We all need a Dextrous Dexter in our lives

OH HELL YEAH

I imagine @andreapetersen.bsky.social would have the same answer as me

I'm 99% sure this is the first time I've had 2 consecutive Valentine's Days without feeling lonely, thank you @hammers091.bsky.social! Long may it continue. Spent it doing our favourite activity (no, not that one) of looking at random old tat in shops

happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶

1 Premiership rugby player, 2 Championship footballers (one of which was in the year above me), a Grammy-nominated songwriter, and an author who mentioned the school in one of his books That's a lot, when you put it like that

If you see it, post a banger not in English. youtu.be/ow5xkW8XG10

To explain my opponents in PCC this week to non-quiz people, imagine an amateur football team getting a cup tie against Arsenal, Man City and Villa at the same time somehow, one of whom has a similar level of dominance in this competition to PSG or Bayern Munich. I'm just happy to be there.

People often talk about double yolk eggs, but nobody ever brings up the difficult second albumen

That time I recreated the Simpsons intro using only stock footage.

Cars become MOT-exempt when they reach 40 years, but people have 5 year checkups once they reach that age. This is what it's like being inside my head most of the time

Living Is A Problem Because Everything Dies, by Biffy Clyro. Guess who got into trouble at primary school for saying that was my favourite song? They asked a question, I gave an honest answer, I saw nothing wrong with that. I must have been 7 or 8.

Is this the 2026 way of saying "friends of Dorothy"? Also, David Sneddon of Stop Living The Lie infamy wrote National Anthem by Lana del Rey???

Other than in a Wagon Wheel, I don't really see the point of marshmallow. It's all texture, no flavour, which surely means it's failed as a sweet treat

Fun fact: the city of Jerez, best known for sherry, is twinned with Tequila and Cognac

I love that of all the things my boyfriend and I could collect, we chose Pokémon cards

Why sell this? What's the point?

Do NOT tidy that thing to somewhere 'more sensible'. You will only see it again, if you do see it again, when you're looking for a completely different item that you tidied away from this particular space to 'somewhere more sensible'.

Update: the door is gone, and some brave soul has opened the Mini Rolls

A few days of looking at strange things with @hammers091.bsky.social

Imagine watching Casablanca in the middle of the war, and seeing the Nazis drowned out by La Marseillaise

Please don't put "paid tribute" in a headline about someone who's still alive but has won a Lifetime Achievement award! Scared the life out of me

Should I watch Casablanca, one of the greatest films of all time I've never seen and only on iPlayer until Tuesday? Or 28 Days Later, which I must have watched 6 times before? I think you know what I've chosen, for now at least

One of the most gloriously misleading TV spots I've ever seen.

I grew up in a rough part of the world. Sandpaper mine.

Potential for "I spent a MILLION POUNDS on lunch" clickbait

Phenomenal. It's got a cheekiness, a swagger to it Placebo never even tried again, as if everything they made after this was one long comedown. It's also the only song I reckon I'd absolutely smash on karaoke.

Listening to a playlist of all my favourite songs in the order they were released, and going "yes! this is a good one" at the start of each track, as if I didn't put it together myself youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Apparently this woman's job is promoting higher fibre diets, in a beautiful example of nominative determinism.

I thought this ad was a Catchphrase-like puzzle, with the answer "bottom surgery"

You know when everyone did the Ghibli transformations and I got mad that people were just ignoring the themes of Miyazaki’s works on environmentalism and anti-conformity? That was bad. This is evil. How dare anyone use AI to retell a story of son who lost his father in a genocide?

Unusual fly-tipping

babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel

With our exciting expansion pack you can even act out all your visits to Child Psychologist Barbie! She comes free with chunky statement necklaces, a two-way mirror, and miniature puppets for you to act out your feelings about your emotionally withholding parents (theory of mind sold separately).

Had watermelon slices as a Meal Deal snack. Why, when I could have had a sausage roll or something with flavour, did I go for crunchy water?

Is it just me, or are the mics much closer to the pitch than usual? Can hear everything the players are saying loud and clear #NFFC

Beautiful x

As I fell, I put my hands behind my back, rather than in front of my face, because I thought I could slide along the ground on my front and avoid injuring my hands. My face didn't like that.

You know sometimes Google Photos tells you what you were up to on this day a number of years ago? Today, it's seen fit to remind me that 5 years ago, I discovered a drink with a slice of lemon someone (not me) had left on their desk over Christmas. The smell! No, I'm not attaching the photo.

“I’m thinking of having electrocution lessons.” “Surely you mean elocution lessons?” “Well, they charge you more for one of them.”

Me: *sets oven to 375* Tween: Huh, it's only 4:15? Me: No, it's after 6, why? Tween: Oh, I saw it on the oven. Me:... What? That's the temperature. Tween: Huh, I thought you'd just set it to military time or something. Me: Um, good math and interesting theory but that's not how that works. 🤔

Just been reminded this absolutely cursed thing existed

I once got a furious "WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?" from someone I hadn't even noticed. There was no-one else around.

2007 Volkswagen New Beetle 5-Speed Ute Conversion at No Reserve

Keeping up a tradition

Anyone want 37 copies of Skyfall? 49 if you count the ones below it, IIRC

the first pic in the "Animals with paper party hats" category on Wikimedia Commons could make me cry