As of next Wed, it will be illegal to *think* the words 'deflecting pool'. All pools will be banned, including whirpools and carpools. People from Liverpool will be deported.

The Reflecting Pool of Dorian Trump

"Do you like the embroidered edges and slip-knot closures? My grandmother was an excellent seamstress." I love this award-winning piece of writing by @mynachang.bsky.social 💙💙💙

If this isn’t trending it’s literal nuts off, then I don’t know why we’re bothering anymore.👇🏻

What possible use could Russia have for a bunker underneath the White House???

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Putin wants that ballroom bad

Oh

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.

NEW: Richard Tice failed to pay almost £100,000 in corporation tax, benefiting his investment company which made large donations to Reform UK. First time Reform's deputy leader's tax affairs can be directly linked to finances of Nigel Farage's party.

i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

We should be learning from other countries...

I am sure a lot of people who care more about being down on Arsenal will deride this tie as insufficient, unimpressive, underwhelming. But in our state, with our injuries, in the context of recent struggles, reaching the CL semis is a massively impressive accomplishment. Kudos to the entire team.

Vance: Nikola Tesla must be 'more careful' when talking about polyphase AC power systems

Chien-Shiung Wu should be 'more careful' when discussing parity violation, says Vance

For many years people have avoided fucking corpses. Jeffrey Dahmer is taking a different approach.

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Chemical KaLi

Release all the Epstein files now!

In a nutshell... #presidentmoron #pedoinchief #trumpepstein

Is there a #BAFTA for satirical editting?

I think it's great that the president put on his most solemnly branded baseball cap to receive the returning coffins of soldiers killed in the unnecessary war he launched to distract from his failing presidency and pedophilia scandal. Look at that gold-like letting. Classy as shit.

Had to doublecheck the date on this

(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Trump Personal Lawyers Bondi, Blanche, and Patel Hid From American Voters a *Minimum* of *95%* of All References to Donald Trump in the Epstein Files (950,000 of 1M+), Establishing the Largest Political Coverup in American History

I find it amazing that for whatever reason, nobody seems to want to repost this, but feels like "liking" it is good enough. There's a problem here, folks.

Name them shame them

My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.

This can’t be repeated enough. Not only won’t they investigate, they may never even tell us who did this. Think about the message that sends to the next ones. Nobody is safe.

“It’s called Stigmata. Look it up libs!”

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JD Vance, October 2016.

A happy and peaceful 2026 to tripe lovers the world over!

The light is on for Dan Brotzel! @danbrotzel.bsky.social 💡 “In Here” is a wonderfully tense short story about a relationship that blooms quickly only to be consumed by troubling obsession. Check out Dan’s latest over at the site!

Please would you consider signing this petition: “Urge Parliament to enforce responsible recycling of all printer cartridges” c.org/q7wNBL8kKG

the orange one finally got the attention he was craving...

🎶The grand old Duke of York He had ████████████ He ████████████████ And he ████████████ –

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#NoKings 🌎✊🏾🐸 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it