Saw this plot and can't stop thinking about it. source: www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeau...

Here it is, your moment of zen.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Garden center with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Seeds

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

Guess who I just found in the Epstein files

just asked the ASU Gemini app that I am "encouraged to incorporate into my curriculum" for an illustration to explain why a third-quarter moon rises at midnight. It gave me this. How many things do you see wrong with this image?

I don't know much about this artist, but I like this one by Graeme McCormack.

QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?

ME: it’s boxing day SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck

It fucking comes in pints! 🍺

these three ghosts could've been an email

a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile

I was thinking how Rob Reiner made multiple hyper-quotable movies and wondered which directors would be considered more quotable, so I scraped the AFI list of top 100 movie quotes and did some python

"I wish someone would come up with a way to get young men to follow current events" <finger on monkey's paw curls>

This Thanksgiving, I'm giving thanks that Howard Zinn died before he could accept funding from Epstein.

my name is ozymandias, king of kings. look upon my works, seek medical attention for looks lasting more than four hours

My favorite thing to do with catfishers is to ask them to send me a pic with a ✌️ (Check the ring finger)

What's the threshold for a family to get labeled as a "crime family"? I feel like it's gotta be more than a mom and pop or father and son team. Maybe at least 5 people, spanning multiple generations and including some extended members like cousins and uncles?

Has there been a recorded death from a smart device internet outage? Imagine surviving Y2k only to be crushed to death by a matress www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

Can it run Doom?!?!

The best part of Tron: Ares was when he said "IT'S TRONNIN' TIME!" and tronned all over those guys

Well don't I feel stupid

George had a test question--if two cars collide head on at 60 mph, how much of the energy is carried away in gravitational waves. And then what if the cars are going 0.5c. We asked what the answer was, he said he didn't know and needed to see what the students said. apc.u-paris.fr/en/memory-ge...

It’s only the rapture if it’s from the Rapturé region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling spiritual psychosis ✨

There are some corners of the internet saying the rapture will be this Tuesday.

Even their cocaine crashes!

If interstellar objects were sent by extraterrestrials, how would we know? This paper outlines some of the techniques (and points out that the 3 we have are likely just comets) 🔭☄️🧪

Look, if your offensive line isn't orcs, it's not really fantasy football.

Maybe black holes aren’t cannibals that “eat” each other, but rather polyamorous lovers who merge with multiple partners, ever-expanding their giant love fest into a larger and larger solar mass orgy.

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Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into

Just got told I can’t gate check my bag because the flight has “weight restriction”. So I have to carry it on. Now, I don’t usually flex my advanced Physics training, but I do want to let @alaskaairlines.bsky.social know the weight of my bag doesn’t change if it’s in a different part of the plane.

Can @colbertlateshow.bsky.social‬ invite Conan on to revive (or just steal) his "Comedy bits that aren't so much funny as they are crazy expensive". It's the only mature response to being canceled when you have great ratings.

I realize not everyone who follows me knows this but 50 Shades *literally* started as Twilight fanfic. I don’t mean “their personalities are similar.” I mean “the name only changed from Edward to Christian for copyright reasons.”

the skyviewer app really shows some incredible stuff out there just the utter density is humbling tbh

that's not to say it's not worth profiling but it needs to be "these people are fucked up and let me tell you about their fucked up wedding"

Me: What if instead of a cat there’s a shark in the box Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass

I don't think the guy who claims to have gotten a black eye from playing with his kid will colonize Mars.

God, what have you done? He's a woke Marxist Pope And he don't like the Cubs

me, hour 24 of the conclave: this could have been an email

Purely hypothetically, as an intellectual exercise, what would happen if some US funding agencies declared an embargo on some (non-classified) scientific data and low-res jpegs posted in a slack channel and then someone filed a FOIA request for that channel?