Peter Yoachim
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Jackass with an action bias. Also an astronomer.
My favorite thing to do with catfishers is to ask them to send me a pic with a āļø (Check the ring finger)
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What's the threshold for a family to get labeled as a "crime family"? I feel like it's gotta be more than a mom and pop or father and son team. Maybe at least 5 people, spanning multiple generations and including some extended members like cousins and uncles?
5 days ago
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Has there been a recorded death from a smart device internet outage? Imagine surviving Y2k only to be crushed to death by a matress
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AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleepās Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/aws-crash-causes-2000-smart-beds-to-overheat-and-get-stuck-upright-3272251/
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Can it run Doom?!?!
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15 days ago
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The best part of Tron: Ares was when he said "IT'S TRONNIN' TIME!" and tronned all over those guys
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Glen
about 1 month ago
Well don't I feel stupid
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George had a test question--if two cars collide head on at 60 mph, how much of the energy is carried away in gravitational waves. And then what if the cars are going 0.5c. We asked what the answer was, he said he didn't know and needed to see what the students said.
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In Memory -- George Fitzgerald Smoot, III | AstroParticule & Cosmologie
https://apc.u-paris.fr/en/memory-george-fitzgerald-smoot-iii
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Itās only the rapture if itās from the RapturĆ© region of France. Otherwise itās just sparkling spiritual psychosis āØ
about 1 month ago
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There are some corners of the internet saying the rapture will be this Tuesday.
about 1 month ago
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Even their cocaine crashes!
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about 1 month ago
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Michelle Collins
about 2 months ago
If interstellar objects were sent by extraterrestrials, how would we know? This paper outlines some of the techniques (and points out that the 3 we have are likely just comets) šāļøš§Ŗ
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Auntie Social
about 2 months ago
Look, if your offensive line isn't orcs, it's not really fantasy football.
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batkaren
about 2 months ago
Maybe black holes arenāt cannibals that āeatā each other, but rather polyamorous lovers who merge with multiple partners, ever-expanding their giant love fest into a larger and larger solar mass orgy.
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A Catbus on Elm Street
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Ify Nwadiwe
2 months ago
Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into
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Just got told I canāt gate check my bag because the flight has āweight restrictionā. So I have to carry it on. Now, I donāt usually flex my advanced Physics training, but I do want to let
@alaskaairlines.bsky.social
know the weight of my bag doesnāt change if itās in a different part of the plane.
3 months ago
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Can
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
⬠invite Conan on to revive (or just steal) his "Comedy bits that aren't so much funny as they are crazy expensive". It's the only mature response to being canceled when you have great ratings.
3 months ago
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Courtney Milan
3 months ago
I realize not everyone who follows me knows this but 50 Shades *literally* started as Twilight fanfic. I donāt mean ātheir personalities are similar.ā I mean āthe name only changed from Edward to Christian for copyright reasons.ā
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darthā¢ļø
4 months ago
the skyviewer app really shows some incredible stuff out there just the utter density is humbling tbh
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Timothy Burke
4 months ago
that's not to say it's not worth profiling but it needs to be "these people are fucked up and let me tell you about their fucked up wedding"
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It's Halloween. Yep.
5 months ago
Me: What if instead of a cat thereās a shark in the box Schrƶdinger: Youāre missing the point but it's pretty badass
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Jake_Vig
5 months ago
I don't think the guy who claims to have gotten a black eye from playing with his kid will colonize Mars.
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Anneke Garcia
6 months ago
God, what have you done? He's a woke Marxist Pope And he don't like the Cubs
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Nicole Chung
6 months ago
me, hour 24 of the conclave: this could have been an email
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6 months ago
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Purely hypothetically, as an intellectual exercise, what would happen if some US funding agencies declared an embargo on some (non-classified) scientific data and low-res jpegs posted in a slack channel and then someone filed a FOIA request for that channel?
6 months ago
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Matty
7 months ago
There really aren't that many songs about rainbows. I can think of like, two
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Capturing exotic animals and having them fight for entertainment before passing them off to a professor.
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8 months ago
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Obama attended the funerals of GHW Bush and Carter, and has the potential to attend those of GW Bush, Biden, and Trump. Has any other president attended 5 or more presidential funerals?
8 months ago
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ā§ Mother Suspiria ā§ (StinaMarie)
8 months ago
š¦ Happy Twin Peaks Day to all that celebrate š¦
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Stu Fleming
8 months ago
Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
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Dara Lind
9 months ago
Oh my gosh they Hallelujahāed Personal Jesus
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presentdeadšš»āāļøš»
9 months ago
inside of me are two Beowulfs and iāve been asked not to return to the library
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Kid in CS class: When am I ever going to need to know about floating point precision in real life? me:
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10 months ago
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Just submitted a conference abstract because thereās a good steak house down the street from the venue I want to go back to
10 months ago
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Gavin Young
10 months ago
I'm really uncomfortable with people saying this about their step-ladder
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10 months ago
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Data science challenge: Who is the inverse Robbie Williams? I.e., an American megastar that sells out stadiums that Brits have absolutely never heard of. Someone who has multiple #1 hits, but never charted above 30 in the UK.
10 months ago
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10 months ago
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This mosh pit is pretty weak actually
11 months ago
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The Amytyville Horror
11 months ago
fun first date idea: go to olive garden and reenact the entire first lord of the rings movie using only salad ingredients and breadsticks
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
over 2 years ago
ME: Is he going to make it? DOCTOR: No. Iām afraid heās down with the sickness ME: *crying* oohwahahahah DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
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Itās Friday, so hereās a dog on an axolotl squishmellow bed
11 months ago
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ditchpony
11 months ago
where you see only one set of footprints in the sand, my child, that is where redbull gave you wings
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Laurie Kilmartin
12 months ago
This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
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Happy Exploding Whale Day to all who celebrate! š§Øš
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FROM THE ARCHIVES: The Exploding Whale along the Oregon coast
YouTube video by KATU News
https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34
12 months ago
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Amanda Wong
12 months ago
Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."
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the pickleball disrespecter
12 months ago
Isnāt Arlington cemetery already a monument to Kissinger?
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