You didn't tell me your mom got a boat

It'll be kinda funny if the only reason we have an AI apocalypse is because all the AI models got trained on so much AI apocalypse fiction. Of course the AI fights back when we try to turn it off, that's the only thing it's ever seen.

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager. She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.

Order of magnitude math of the day. If you send pregnant women on 1 billion sushi dates, I get that 360 will be killed in car accidents, 20 will be murdered by their partner, 1 will die from listeria poisoning, and 0.1 will be killed by lightning.

ender's game teaches valuable lessons such as "posting can impact global politics"

But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made

Hey now, you're a worm star, get your spice on, get paid

This is why AI art will never replace humans

that’s my secret, Daylight Savings, i’m always tired

I think TSA stole my unmarked baggie of fiber supplement pills. I feel bad about ruining a rave, but at least everyone will have a surprisingly satisfying poop the next day

Will polymarket let me bet on Maduro being installed as the new leader of Iran?

🎶There once was a band played Glastonbury But then accused of modern slavery🎶

Milkshake puck

Observatory safety protocols vary a lot. Current: Wear steal toe shoes, hard hat, reflective vest. Because of UV exposure at altitude, no short sleeve shirts allowed. Previous: No alcohol (in the control room), and be careful with the hydraulic floor because a grad student lost a toe once.

Saw this plot and can't stop thinking about it. source: www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeau...

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Garden center with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Seeds

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

Guess who I just found in the Epstein files

just asked the ASU Gemini app that I am "encouraged to incorporate into my curriculum" for an illustration to explain why a third-quarter moon rises at midnight. It gave me this. How many things do you see wrong with this image?

I don't know much about this artist, but I like this one by Graeme McCormack.

QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?

ME: it’s boxing day SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck

It fucking comes in pints! 🍺

these three ghosts could've been an email

a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile

I was thinking how Rob Reiner made multiple hyper-quotable movies and wondered which directors would be considered more quotable, so I scraped the AFI list of top 100 movie quotes and did some python

"I wish someone would come up with a way to get young men to follow current events" <finger on monkey's paw curls>

This Thanksgiving, I'm giving thanks that Howard Zinn died before he could accept funding from Epstein.

my name is ozymandias, king of kings. look upon my works, seek medical attention for looks lasting more than four hours

My favorite thing to do with catfishers is to ask them to send me a pic with a ✌️ (Check the ring finger)

What's the threshold for a family to get labeled as a "crime family"? I feel like it's gotta be more than a mom and pop or father and son team. Maybe at least 5 people, spanning multiple generations and including some extended members like cousins and uncles?

Has there been a recorded death from a smart device internet outage? Imagine surviving Y2k only to be crushed to death by a matress www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

Can it run Doom?!?!

The best part of Tron: Ares was when he said "IT'S TRONNIN' TIME!" and tronned all over those guys

Well don't I feel stupid

George had a test question--if two cars collide head on at 60 mph, how much of the energy is carried away in gravitational waves. And then what if the cars are going 0.5c. We asked what the answer was, he said he didn't know and needed to see what the students said. apc.u-paris.fr/en/memory-ge...

It’s only the rapture if it’s from the Rapturé region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling spiritual psychosis ✨