More like Two Bob Cinema Club.

The Arsehole Formerly Known As Prince.

An excerpt from Lee & Herring's Fist Of Fun book, c.1995. "Stew" also warbles on about the West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band and John Zorn on the same page, which must've baffled the show's teenage fans at the time but hallelujah to that. #FallFriday

#FallFriday Bothering musician/djs from beyond the grave Soft mitts 🤭😁 youtu.be/-mcbk-KWSIc?...

I feel like ronald reagan after the ussr collapsed i have dementia

This Wednesday at The Lescar, I can't wait for this. A three band line-up, nearly all the musicians are members of the wonderful Jazz at The Lescar team, it's going to be such a special evening. There are a few tickets left if you'd like to join us! Doors 8pm, £10 or £7 for students.

There’s a pun here somewhere, but I’m baffled as to what it is…

Pedro #RandomNamesICallTheDog

Grimmy just called them Team Impala. Shut up, he's playing Arthur Russell x

The Thin Red Line Manager

Those drill sergeants who'd yell "YEFT YIGHT, YEFT YIGHT!" Knobheads

Grimmy just called them Tame Impeller.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

I wrote a piece about the enduring legacy of The KLF’s Chill Out and the numerous homages and tributes that have followed in its wake. Retweets most welcome. #klf #theklf #chillout #ambient

Vincent Price and Patricia Routledge, in rehearsal for 1968's "Darling of the Day". Some photos just leave you going "Awwwww." This is one of them.

'Dave' Tarantino is all well and good, but him having 'Wild Bill' Carradine making the entire sandwich with that big fucking knife still cringes me.

John Wayne is Big Leggy.

Luxury Baboon #RandomNamesICallTheDog

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Poo-Boy Sam. #RandomNamesICallTheDog

"And like a funny film, it's kinda cute..."

Jane Weaver. Ace and an absolute trooper x #FloatAlong 😊

Westside Cowboy Pavement Yawn

Remember when World Domination Enterprises ate Suicide and shat out Nitzer Ebb? Gans xx

Captain Crocodile are fucking brilliant x

Family Arse Cub

What are all the cool kids talking about tonight? Shagging and the aesthetics of the Lotus flower, no doubt.

You'd probably follow a load of get to beds and oddballs

"We carried you, in our aarms, on Independence Day..."

People who leave their hazards on to indicate blatantly stopping traffic, are attention seeking, flap happy, jerk-offs. Debbie.

NEW EPISODE! ‘Britain’s Kindest Man’ We look at your nominations and compile a shortlist of the men that Sam must topple for his dream role. PATREON: www.patreon.com/posts/139352... APPLE POD SUBS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... (and ad-riddled on all other reliable pod apps)

Brian Rix in the hot sun...

Hot take: Brian throws a seven. Adaarm and Rooery take over the farm and re name it Pride Farm. Alice and Stella join as partners, on the proviso they only be referred to collectively and singularly as Roger The Cabin Boy. The Seed Drill becomes sentient. #TheArchers

Blenkinsop #RandomNamesICallTheDog

up the river without a cow

Please let it be the last thing you do, Brian. My flobbery old spunk rubber. #TheArchers

Gateshead/Newcastle, it's like Manchester/Salford, right?

More like Metallic-ha

Listen to Jamie Branch. FFS xx

In what world is that a penalty? Cunt World probably.

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My colleague @thejohnsimpson.bsky.social has done a terrific deep dive into the financial links between US tech billionaires and Tommy Robinson Well worth a read observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

Ha "Omnivorous as lava..."

My wife just told me about a thing where people are colouring in England flags to make them look like slices of Battenberg cake, how marvellous

Gary Numan is actually 13 days older than Gary Oldman

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

Graham Potter and The Stadium of Solitude.

I always used to think Morvern Callar used the goldfish lighter.

Am I missing something with #TheArchers ? Why isn't Adam managing Home Farm? I can't recall him recently saying he doesn't want to. I guess he can't work with Brian. So why did he quit Bridge Farm? Why hasn't anybody in the family just said "Adam, why don't you do it?" Even Ruari hasn't asked him.

Gary Numan's nickname is Alfred E...