“More people may have died in past week than in Gaza war, experts believe, as message to Telegraph gives first-hand account of atrocities”

After brushing your hair, don't throw a firework into your girlfriend's face!

New York this, New York that. You don’t even live there.

Yes Arne, it’s probably safe to bring on Kirkez now.

Chiesa lifting up his shorts for the 4th official there.

Trent to score a banger from 30 yards please.

Catch it Courtois you big nancy.

Catch it Courtois you big nancy.

Florian Wirtz looks like he could do with a good feed. Might do a malnourished XI.

If that’s handball then we might as well all go and work in Saxone.

Whoever wins the vote for mayor of New York can kiss my ass.

Robert Wyatt’s favourite Everton player is E. Le Fée.

Made up for Granit.

45 years ago. First record with my own money. I had a job after school at the Whalebone Lane Safeway in Dagenham. Bought it at Our Price in Romford.

Lineker. Corbyn. Theroux. Greta. Mehdi Hasan. Grifters the lot of them.

People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old If you're doing business with an anthropomorphic giant peanut, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.

Who remembers Command and Conquer?

JK obviously too lazy to clean the only dinner plate that he owns so he’s eating his tea from a serving platter. The degenerate fuck. ✅Aromat ✅Child’s fork ✅Paring knife

It’s Brentford but with slightly better players. #TOTCHE

Ref letting a lot go. Excellent.

Sp*rs v Chelsea. As usual my preferred result would be one of those giant sinkholes like you get in China.

A massacre in a maternity hospital Jesus. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Pools of blood visible from space 1500 civilians slaughtered in 3 days. I presume that Mehdi Hasan, Owen Jones, Francesca Albanese, the lads from Kneecap, Greta, Theroux, Gary Lineker and Corbyn will be using their voices to highlight the horror unfolding in Sudan www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10...

So basically “he’s nonce but there’s nothing anyone can do about it and we are going to continue to use your money so we can all live in castles” Biggest grifters ever.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works ye mighty. Number seven will blow your mind!!

I’m a big fan of this film. Heartily recommend to anyone else who is. And if you’re not, it’s worth it just to hear the Ken Dodd joke.

Smashing goal Arsenal. Smashing goal.

Here’s something from the past we can all get behind. Bring back giving Nazis typhus.

Whoever this twat on co coms has just claimed that “balls are a lot lighter now” and that’s why everyone is taking long throws.

I bet they also want to bring back polio, power cuts and the word “spastic”.

Don McCullin, surely our greatest living photographer. www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

Buying concert tickets for everyone. They can buy me food and drink all night. Gigtastic!

The answer to this of course is humans.

Watching and listening to classical musicians hearing Frank Zappa for the first time is my new jam. youtu.be/5Q8LHbdKkUc?...

the complete disconnect about these sort of things amongst our fanbase is extremely alarming. in any sane world there would be organised opposition, but everyone virtually to a man looks the other way. at best you'll occasionally get a half-arsed argument about something else also being bad.

Baseball is it? Worse than interfering with kids.

💉💉💉

Will be giving this an airing tonight. RIP Jack DeJohnette

The Exorcist: Perimenopause edit.

I used to work with a bloke called Dave Spong in the 80s. True story.

Don’t blame me, Blues. Those are the words of Jimmy Hill.

I’ve owned wardrobes with a better touch than Beto.

There’s nothing wrong with that.

Staying up for Everton Spurs. I like the Toffees energy this season and I think the Hill Dickinson will prove to be a fortress.

That’s an ugly-ass win Arsenal. Marvellous.

Re this new law of keepers having 8 seconds or it’s a corner, do we know how it’s decided which side the corner is taken from?

PELANTY