Coming soon to a woman near you…

The Exorcist: Perimenopause edit.

Suddenly the lyrics all make sense. #perimenopause

Mood swings…

That’s not a snack!

Like clockwork…

Me Vs Perimenopause. #Brainfog

Me Vs Perimenopause. The lost words…

Interrogate me all you like. I remember NOTHING! #BackToSchool

Eventful night at the Coldplay gig…

[being murdered while wearing a hard hat] murderer: (murdering) me: why aren’t you stabbing me in the hat

The earworm is a gift from me to you. You’re welcome.

Perimenopause and the Devil

Me Vs Perimenopause Pt 3: the job interview…

Me Vs Perimenopause, Part 2.

Let’s hear it for all the really big, important men in power!

Menopause? It's probably all in your head.

Turning my hand to a bit of ASMR.

Me Vs Perimenopause

Wait… what was I going to write here?

Katy Perry allowing us all to realise our potential.

Can’t believe I blagged an exclusive interview with Katy Perry!

Hear me out though. OF for the literal hotties.

Really disappointed so far with season 3 of White Lotus. Just finished episode 5 last night. Can anyone tell me if ANYTHING starts happening soon or do I sack it off in favour of new Black Mirror?

Not all challenges are equal. www.instagram.com/share/_j8Srt...

My kind of foreplay 💦 www.tiktok.com/@jaynesharp?...

Me: “Let’s not go making any silly, unnecessary purchases for a bit, yeah?” My husband:

No progress can be made until society but, especially ALL men, admit that there is a profound number of us for whom the only thing that stands between us and abusing women & children is the opportunity to get away with it. And I really hate using the word “us” here but, that’s the reality needed.

I have written my sympathies for "not all men" in this trying time prettyfeetpoptoe.com/2024/12/19/g...

@joebarton.bsky.social just binged Black Doves & it was incredible! Well done you. Paddington has never been so badass!

Clearly, the responsibility of ‘elf duty’ does not land on me.

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When the weather chat runs flat…

Me laughing at all the ‘Gary Barlow’s giant son’ memes, when this was me at primary school.

She is the reason I wear the thickest dressing gown.

This place is genuinely making me feel nostalgic. Let’s not fuck it up, guys x

This is my husband. He does this every time I catch the train.

Organising a kid’s birthday party is a feckin nightmare… www.instagram.com/reel/DChXBcq...

Managed to lock myself out for a year! What have I missed?

Four sellout nights and just one more to go! Still time to get your tickets for tonight’s final performance of Buddy. breadandrosestheatre.co.uk

About a week and a half until opening night of our play, ‘Buddy’. We’re at The Bread & Roses Theatre, Clapham, 7th-11th November. Get your tickets here. Would LOVE to see you there x www.breadandrosestheatre.co.uk/whats-on.html

Piper crawled in bed with me this morning for a lovely cuddle. Then proceeded to count all my wrinkles and ask, “Do you even use sun cream?” How’s your morning?

EEEEEK!!! Beyond excited to be performing in this brilliant play alongside some incredible talent. Tickets are on sale now and I would bloody love to see you there ❤️ Link to tickets: www.breadandrosestheatre.co.uk/whats-on.html

Can any eagle eyed antique experts tell me what period this is from, please?

God taking all his shit out on Beachy Head, this aft.

And they say the perfect job doesn’t exist.

I have over a hundred pages of script to learn for a play, and then another bunch of lines for a film. There’s an imminent deadline for both so obviously I’m cleaning the house, rearranging rooms & generally doing ANYTHING but the thing I absolutely need to do.

Bluesky welcoming new arrivals from Twitter

So this is the good place, yeah? What a relief.