I don't know who at #HBO needs to hear this BUT FUCK ME I NEVER WANT TO SIT THROUGH THE HARRY POTTER TRAILER EVER AGAIN.

I was radicalized when I learned that people who cannot afford food or housing do not constitute "demand" within Economics

Hooray! A good 'un.

‘Poole Patriots’ are protesting against the RNLI at their Poole HQ on 23rd May. Therefore, it’s vital that you don’t piss them off by sharing, commenting, liking, and donating to THE FLYING FARAGE RNLI RESCUE HOVERCRAFT APPEAL that has now passed £322,000. www.gofundme.com/f/buy-a-new-...

Hello to the bloke in Littlehampton wearing a @officialcardiacs.bsky.social t-shirt, I desperately wanted to shout PONDY at you

Wonderfully eloquent argument for UBI (Not that I needed convincing) www.scottsantens.com/the-angine-d...

Eighty-six forty-seven is the new six seven. Six seven was for kids. Eighty-six forty-seven is for grownups. Cartoon by Chris Britt @chrisbritt.bsky.social

This is quite the story.

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There's no debate which is improved by the intervention of Tony Blair. This is ableism. It frames anxiety, depression and ADHD as things people just need to get on with, with no acknowledgement of how damaging that attitude is, or how hard it can be to be recognised and diagnosed in the first place.

Omg #SNLUK was BRILLIANT this week!

Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Really enjoying #Rooster but what the hell's with the grade on Ep7 #Green

Is this the queue for the Serkis pile-on?

Are any other #Android #Pixel owners struggling with Chrome crashing? I can barely scroll a page.

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The year is 2056 and every Record Store Day offering is either Angine De Poitrine or the Grease soundtrack

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

In case you’re confused - the £100k of tax Richard Tice failed to pay here is totally different to the - £92k of tax not properly withheld on dividends - the £600k side-stepped via highly aggressive tax avoidance Industrial scale grifting revealed by @Gabriel_Pogrund

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened. Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah. (h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

Nigel Farage Has Personally Accepted £675,000 from Foreign Sources t.co/zcb5Kia8CY

reminder to self that falling behind isn’t a moral failure. Burn out isn’t poor planning. Executive dysfunction isn’t laziness. We are all animals asked to do too much. We are all running from invisible predators in the forms of potential homelessness or criminalization.

Wow I'm old enough to remember when #Hacks was funny 😬

Your regular reminder that this is the greatest album ever made tidal.com/album/171590... #Cardiacs #SingToGod #Pondy

My one hope is that I leave this life before the use of "alot" instead of "a lot" becomes acceptable.

Well, happy thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library day to all who celebrate

When Labour next tell you there is no money left and that's why they can't help people to heat their homes, show them this.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

When Angela Rayner underpaid £40,000 stamp duty on her flat, Richard Tice said it was "morally completely indefensible” and she should immediately resign if she had “any moral decency”. Now we learn he personally made £91,000 in excess payments by failing to pay the tax his company legally owed

Am I supposed to understand Jorja Smith or is she just making noises? #SNLUK

Left the car radio on while I was in the car wash. Flattened the battery. Automatic car. Stuck in the car wash. Great.

If it’s such a ‘gold mine’ why did the 14 year period of the last Conservative government, throughout which it pursued a policy of issuing licenses and maximising oil and gas production, end up being defined by austerity and the worst wage growth since the Napoleonic era?

@networkrail.bsky.social You blithering idiots Unblock the swift holes NOW www.theguardian.com/environment/...

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Now more than ever, we urgently need to switch to renewables. This is about more than saving the planet; it's about peace and stability - renewables are cheaper and provide greater energy security.

Someone should read this into the congressional record.

5 D(mentia) chess my dude

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

it’s ok wifi, i too am struggling to connect lately

In my dream Vance's flight goes down (everyone but him survives) and Orange Twat chokes to death on a McD's. Tonight, please.

I'm getting @jambookshopuk.bsky.social vibes here

Man my #ADHD is bad today. Can't focus, can't relax, can't do anything. I think I might have to write today off 😶

Hells bells Super Mario Galaxy is a BAD film. Noisy, nonsensical and just boring. Even my kids hated it.