me on phone: this is the worst possible time to dump me margaret tattoo artist: im not quite done so I could make it say I love margaritas

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

Might see Hamnet this week. Wonder how much of a spectacle of myself I'll make tears wise. Can't wait.

Spent the morning baking and gonna spend the rest of the day watching studio ghibli films. I think this is what they call "cosy".

Deeply unserious country lol

In case you needed to see something NOT terrible tonight, we millennials will get to relive Cool Runnings as grown-ups!

Unfortunately every time I see anything about this film I'm reminded of a scene from Victoria Wood's masterpiece Dinnerladies where she's dealing with an arsey customer who says "Yeah well I'm just following orders" & she goes yeah, they said that at Nuremberg an' all.

This little remix cheers me up every time.

I made Hong Shao Rou tonight. I could eat this twice a week, but I don't. Look at that dark red gloss, the hue of a bald englishman who's sat out in the sun too long.

Home from an afternoon of bottomless cocktails and tapas to sob at two beautiful hockey players sat feet touching at a cottage for probably the fifth time this week. 10/10 Sunday

Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

It smells quite stale in here & the guy behind the counter looked at me when I walked in like he forgot humans exist which I think we can all agree is the mark of any good antiques shop.

The venue has been changed last minute to my bedroom

Dear god I dread to think how many massive cultural moments I've found out about from PopCrave before breaking news is even on the scene in the last 10 years.

What's the charge. 2-3 succulent cocktails on a weeknight?

You'd pine to death if you hadn't someone to look down on and insult.

the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun

Slept like shit the last few nights and they say when you can't sleep you're awake in someone else's dream or something like that. A lovely romantic idea but whoever was dreaming of me last night can you stop, I can't drink this much coffee anymore my stomach will fall out.

netflix, when a series is good and popular:

The virgin small step vs the chad giant leap

I keep seeing a trend going about calling 2026 a "2016" year. Fucking hope not. My 2016 involved upheaval, a shithead of an alleged grown man tried to fuck up my life and George Michael died. Mind you I did get my nose pierced & meet @dockers.bsky.social that year so swings and roundabouts.

these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core

Looks like me when Abba comes on at Karaoke.

Three wines deep and two episodes in to the gay hockey show. I am obsessed.

Janine Butcher, that cliff, 2004

I fear 2026 is gonna be the year of a lot of bread after years of me mostly baking sweet things. Rustic french twist sea salt rolls. Freeze the majority and they'll be nice with stew or soup.

2000 and 2001 I remember you so well.

it’s like, i want the country road to take me home and i’d love to be in a place where i belong, but is that really west virginia?

Pop man.

Me when McFly don't play Five Colours in her Hair.

Dreamy bean. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Working title "Flogging a Dead Horse".

Two posts on this site in a few days I'm already up on 2025's posting. First bake of the year. Ham, cheddar & chive pull apart bread. Gonna sink approximately half in a bowl of soup

Happy New Year Bluesky. I should probably post more here in 2026. I mean I won't but I could.

New Years Eve tomorrow usually the time I do a yearly facebook status for friends and family & my aunty will ask me why I'm not married yet. Idk Tracey why did my Uncle divorce you for shagging your son's five a side coach. Let's talk about that 😁

This anthropomorphic onion wants to extend holiday greetings #christmas #holidays #vintagecards #onion

Merry Christmas to my beloved mutuals from Twitter who are the only reason I check this site anymore. Many roasties & baileys to all of you.

Got something on your helmet Odysseus mate.

Happy Birthday Dick. At least you outlived Kissinger.

Done my best at staving off jet lag these past three days but I now have the Sunday Night Fear.

Happy Hour has finished me off.

No matter what haircut he sports whenever he wears glasses I will never not see Mr Ratburn from Arthur

I love having red hair, I always have, I've never even dyed it but why can it not look like Nicole Kidman's in Practical Magic* *Yes I know it was extensions etc but still.

Had such a busy day yesterday and because of that couldn't properly unwind last night and sleep. First person I saw this morning "God Laura you look knackered".

Sydney Sweeney just cried out in pain in the middle of American Apparel.

id be worried if theyd been banning books the last few years, throwing aside vaccines for survival of the fittest and/or talking about government sponsored murder of the destitute

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

My mate's a witch pass it on.

ah, well