2.5 hour walk done 🌧

In a coffee shop and the guy said 'hello Amy Pond' so my head is going to be massive for the rest of the day 🥰

I feel about 75 years old now

Being an auntie is the best job in the world 😭💖

Mani 💔

Scott McTominay though.

Working in tech when Cloudflare goes down

[tw: DV, financial abuse] due to a series of incredibly shitty situations as detailed in the GFM, my friend needs some help raising funds the most pressing issue is becoming a british citizen bc of the rising wave of fascism, costing £1785 please donate if you can afford, & share! #MutualAid

In need of new jumpers (ignore the scribbled out work pass 😂)

Bit of advice if you're on a GLP-1, don't try to eat doner kebab - not even a few bites for a treat. Now in bed shivering badly trying not to vom 🤢

Amazing how something can just ruin your day. The girl who does my brows just posted some photos of me on instagram and they're absolutely horrendous, literally made me cry. But I can't ask her to take them down because they help her business. So I just have a reminder of how ugly I am forever

Liverpool suddenly not being able to win a game of football is beautiful 😍

They're pretty rare these days so I shouldn't really complain, but i'm having the type of pain flare that makes me want to smash things

Vinted knows me SO well. Great recommendation x

No YOU did your hair and make up then got back in bed for 15 minutes just to stay warm

Still going 💪

WHAT A WEEKEND OF BARCLAYS!

Carrick on MOTD 😍😍😍

Right. Come on now Brentford. Massive opportunity to make this day perfect

MOTD later, lads?

Works every time. You're welcome x

I adore Mbeumo

BRYYYAAANNN 😍

Here we go

Where did 7 minutes come from 😂

😭

I adore Mbeumo

Goal of the season that

Handsome Cunha 😻

5-0 loss incoming. Welbeck with all 5 goals

Full of a cold, but being looked after 🥰

🥲

Wide awake at 6am on a day off. Fumin

#NowPlaying This is from the 90s . It's never been more true sadly! They dont even pretend to these days! 'Out of focus ideology Keep the masses from majority' youtu.be/_UN3BVsESsg?...

Just had a very dramatic announcement that the train was going to be late setting off, followed by 'TWO MINUTES late. That will be TWO MINUTES' Just a normal day that surely 😂

Every morning when my alarm goes off

I’m sorry but these sound like vintage esoteric euphemisms for “homosexual”

Started work at 8am. Just finished work. BED

Funny what happens when you attack at Anfield @arteta

Do we?

🚨🚨| Harry Maguire has scored as many Premier League goals at Anfield this season as Mo Salah, Florian Wirtz and Alexander Isak combined (1). [@StatmanDave]

I am very sorry Senne 💖

I was worried about the Lammens signing but very chuffed he's proving me wrong

YYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!

He hates United though

EIGHT MINUTES?!

I still hate his stupid head x