Northern trains are beyond incompetent. 5 trains cancelled so they send one train with two carriages to replace it 🤡

Michael fucking Carrick 😍😍😍

For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.

Didn't think I'd be so sad about Casemiro going 😂

🤩 a big eff off to anyone doubting him there

Great to see Lucy & Yak getting absolute pelters on their social media posts. You can't build a brand around how 'inclusive' you are then remove the largest size. As much as I've loved wearing their clothes, I won't shop with them again now.

👀 we'll take that

If I was Guardiola I would simply sign more players

Need Burnley to pull off a mad one now

Just this, all the time

Manchester United stay onside challenge

I am so so sick of Dalot

Hahaha this has made my day

Now I've had a few days to see how I'd react, can confirm microneedling is a 10/10 treatment No I wasn't numbed, so it didn't feel great, but my skin feels and looks amazing now 🥰

I'm really struggling to get out of bed this winter. I don't think its depression or anything but the cold and dark is getting to me 🫠

There isn't a single person out there who loves Michael Carrick more than I do. Even his wife.

Best thing I've seen in a long time

1) that is not how it starts 2) you got the words wrong

Could never be mad at Welbeck. Oh well, less games to sit through 🥳

My toxic trait is complaining that my stomach hurts but convincing myself it has nothing to do with the 2 coffees and 1 matcha I had today

So is this guy 😍

He's coming home lads 😍

People who stop taking blood pressure medication regain high blood pressure, study reveals 🤡

"You need to be healthy" *Takes medication to help* "No, not like that!"

You can add sinusitis to this list now. Just put me down

FLETCHER OUT

If anyone remembers this saga, good news - charge has been authorised. Bad news - we're going to have to go to court 😆

Stop the world, I want to get off

Just put a new office chair together and I could feel all the feminism leaving my body as I did it. Nearly broke a nail 😤

He had almost an hour and a half to move to safety. No sympathy.

This fucking club 😂

Last 2 months: • Endo flare • Back pain/sciatica • Flu • Endo flare again When can I have a break pls???

Seen a lot of complaints but I actually thought the Stranger Things ending was perfect 👏

9 today, but always my baby 🎂❤️

Taken myself to bed covered in Vicks 🤒 Hope you all have a much better evening than me ❤️

"Oooh new year new me" Nope I'm not changing a thing, cheers x

Trying to sleep with a fully blocked nose is horrendous, it sends my anxiety through the roof

I have a cold 😭 noooo

Happy place

Another sober Christmas boxed off ✅️

You know when you're so tired you feel like you could die, but get into bed and then can't sleep? 🫠

Casemiro looks like the lads at primary school who get their mum to gel their hair for the first time

Just waiting for Newcastle to score here. Not sure how they haven't already

I saw someone say if you put Dalot's brain into a horse, it would bark, and I can't stop laughing

Surely Dalot is due a scan (to check for a brain)

6 year old niece just had a meltdown that Santa won't be able to find her at my house 😂 Had to pretend to send an email to [email protected]