Chortle Marx
@sexomarxist.bsky.social
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Not actually Karl Marx, who is 207 years old and also dead He/him
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I think I've been trolling wrong this whole time
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about 1 month ago
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Bluesky 101: if you do a cheeky reply&block, nobody can see your reply. The block means you just replied into the void to no one, basically The technique works on Reddit to get the last word but not on here
about 16 hours ago
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Mate Sršen
1 day ago
Well you see since leftists are *by definition* wrong, the fact that they keep accurately predicting everything - sometimes decades in advance - is just... a neverending string of unfortunate coincidences. Yeah, that's it. Just one context-free unfortunate coincidence after another, forever.
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slate
1 day ago
i think if we abolish ICE for murdering innocent people we should do the same for police
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Democrats voted to affirm Brooke Rollins. The Democrats explicitly support this move.
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2 days ago
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Bad news guys, I'm apparently an anti-woke white supremacist. I never knew! People just believe anything on here 🤦🏽
3 days ago
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🏳️⚧️ Tár-Tár Binks
3 days ago
Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE yesterday, was a published poet Indeed, she won the 2020 Academy of American Poets Prize for a piece called "On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs" It's beautiful and you can read it here:
poets.org/2020-on-lear...
The poem's conclusion is haunting me now
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Hell still vote Republican though. That's what these anti-human ghouls do
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4 days ago
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I used to be against private prisons. Now I think we're gonna have to expand the industry for all the ICE agents. Where else are we gonna put them?
4 days ago
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Shaqsquatch
4 days ago
the revolution will not be focus grouped
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mr. cannoli
5 days ago
any job that pays under $20 should just be given to you without any effort on your part, you should be able to click and now you are employed
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Dr. Haggis
5 days ago
that we have to chase an algorithm, rather than having algorithms that work for us is a dehumanizing nightmare.
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This is a good way to keep Big Brother guessing tbh
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6 days ago
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This is so dark lmao
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6 days ago
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WTF White Shark, PhD (he/him)
6 days ago
What's not written here is that Scott Adams did not undergo the standard prostate cancer treatment arc, but instead wanted to prove that IVERMECTIN CURES CANCER And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER. This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.
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MSM is brainrot content for boomers. My parents love that shit
7 days ago
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Terrible Maps
7 days ago
The majority of Americans can’t locate Venezuela on this map
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Poster's madness is no excuse for poster's rudeness
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7 days ago
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Who are these 14% who would support a war with Venezuela, but only if they got congressional approval first?
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7 days ago
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I found it! The most liberal take in history
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8 days ago
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Really getting to the important stuff: did Republicans follow the proper procedure to launch an illegal war? 🤡
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8 days ago
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Friday jam "It's like forever's still not enough, for being happy with you and stuff"
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Satori ft. Laska - Yellow Blue Bus (Official Video)
YouTube video by Satori
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9 days ago
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊
11 days ago
“Capitalism tends to destroy its two sources of wealth: nature and human beings.” - Karl Marx
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I hate this libbed out framing. Immigrants are not a lesser danger, they aren't a danger at all!
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10 days ago
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Doghouse Reilly
10 days ago
The thing with this is there’s a heavy investment in making it appear as if being a decent person leads to a miserable existence when the opposite is true in my experience.
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Jucika
11 days ago
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Green 67
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This year was all wet. The Scopes Monkey Trial went poorly, the first woman governor in the US was elected. Bah! Smithers, make sure 1926 is better than this one
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11 days ago
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Anyone who claims they can wake up early is lying. It's not possible to wake up early because it's not possible to go to sleep early. That's not how the human body works
11 days ago
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LOL
12 days ago
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It's actually GOOD that the media tore Biden down for undeniably legitimate reasons. The bad part is that they aren't doing the same to Trump
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12 days ago
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BlindCoyote 🔜ANE
13 days ago
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
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Now eating: homemade tonkotsu
13 days ago
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The Heathyorker
13 days ago
12/29/25
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14 days ago
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14 days ago
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You're looking very normal today Mr President Seriously why does it have Trump's hair lmaooo
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14 days ago
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J. Gray Dingler
14 days ago
The truth is free, just like headaches, which hurt, just like the truth.
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i love new avatar movie
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15 days ago
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The Paradox of Tolerance includes toxic food opinions
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15 days ago
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The Great and Mighty Mu
16 days ago
People need to stop misusing the word 'karma'. It does not conform to your narrow and limited human view of what is right and wrong, but is the totality of all rights and wrongs you cannot conceive of and is governed by a law much more ancient and inviolable than our own. Shit just be happening.
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Now making:
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Chocolate Chip Skillet Cookie Recipe
Thanks to the magic of cast iron, classic chocolate chip cookie dough bakes up extra chewy and crisp around the edges. With a few teaspoons of malted milk powder for an extra layer of flavor, it's a r...
https://www.seriouseats.com/chocolate-chip-skillet-cookie-recipe
16 days ago
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Gallifreyan Jedi
17 days ago
bet you can't guess what this thread is about without looking
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Octopus/Caveman
18 days ago
Merry Christmas
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repeal the hague invasion act
18 days ago
a united states marine baby would defeat baby jesus in combat but would decline to do so out of respect
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@mcuban.bsky.social
if you give me $1 million I bet I can help more people than you do with $1 billion
18 days ago
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The Heathyorker
18 days ago
12/24/25
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When I see dipshits like this with 138,000 followers, I lose interest in social media altogether. This asshole has a bigger audience than anyone good does, maybe this is all a big mistake
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19 days ago
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Brendan P. O'Malley
21 days ago
@jessethorn.bsky.social
on making his company worker-owned:“The thing about worker ownership is that it is demonstrably studied by economists, more sustainable, because workers are interested in sustainability. They're not interested in risk and infinite growth.” A path beyond the VC tech hellscape.
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