One of my favorite parts of remix culture is when a great artist challenges themselves to take a terrible song and make it into a bop

If America was fascist then why was my wife allowed to divorce me? TWICE???

Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.

“If you're arguing against us while using our language, we're winning." –GW Bush advisor Matt Dowd as the proto-fascist “war on terror” raged

You think you hate cops but you don’t hate them enough

I believe it because one of Trump's core personality traits is believing whatever the last powerful man he spoke to believes. He's so easy to influence, I can see him getting lost in the party vibe and Jeffrey and Bill and Derschowitz or whoever convincing him it's cool and manly and not gay

"You call yourself a ro-BOT???" The scream at the end is brilliant too

It's not too late for Trump to restore his family's honor (it actually is but don't tell him this)

True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer

The Gareth Bale "in that order" meme is reaching weird places

Getting serious about physical fitness (pushing the vacuum cleaner with my left arm today)

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Democrats JUST voted to confirm this woman btw. Democrats love Trump

Neutrality and objectivity are not the same thing and are, in fact, often contradictory goals. The objective truth is often not neutral in its political implications, and it would be a useless exercise if it was.

Hot dog violence is hilarious actually

And like everything, the administration never prepared anyone or anything for this, businesses still havent rounded to the nearest nickel, and itll cause more problems than it fixes.

In the US, law enforcement isn't just legally allowed to lie to you, they're ENCOURAGED to. OTOH, your lawyer is legally prohibited from lying to you and can lose her license for it. Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying? You're not immune to copaganda.

need.

We're teaching kids to read like LLMs

The Schumer defenders from Israeli troll farms are out in force today

Unless they do it publicly it doesn't count IMO

If you've never made a pizza at home, this is a great recipe to start with! It's easy and it tastes EXACTLY like the Pizza Hut pan pizzas we're all nostalgic for

Why does my bank's logo look like Trump's head 😭😭😭

"Mr. Senator people are excited about the Democrats making peoples' lives better" SCHUMER: not on MY watch

This is exactly what I've been not saying

Israel will tell us with a straight face that it's a leader in green energy while doing ecocide to Gaza and emitting more than 100 countries. As COP30 begins let's remember that military emissions aren't even calculated. #cop30

I don't think anyone should go hungry for any reason, but these idiots need to stop voting against their own interests

The oxford comma is not optional and it's insane to me there are people who argue about this

Hitler's mistake was invading predominantly white European countries, so the world united against him Trump is going to invade Black and Hispanic countries, so the world will sleep and let him

I see some quibbling about if sandwich guy is really "jury nullification" (we know he's factually guilty and acquit anyway) or actually just a normal acquittal because the government didn't prove its case beyond a reasonable doubt. Fun thing about jury nullification is that's entirely unknowable.

Bluesky is where my dreams die

Innovations in enshittification

A society that puts touchscreens on urinals probably shouldn't exist

Oh look another cis bitch telling us to vote for the transphobe

Isn't it sad Dick Cheney died from Ligma?

The street is being used for pedestrians instead of cars. This looks awesome actually

We're making history on Bluesky!

Communism's natural enemy? Rockabilly

Men are too emotional to hold positions of power

The replies here are so depressing. People STILL haven't caught on that the police are on the same side as ICE. What more could it take to wake them up?

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

I heard about the moon landing hoax conspiracy theory in college, pre-internet days. I didn't know why the flag was like that, or why there were no stars, so I went to the library and did research. After finding those answers, my last question was "why would anyone believe it was a hoax?"

My boomer dad is so offended that both teams are playing a righty at first base 🤣

Never understood the point of throwing eggs. They just make a mess!

This evening's thought to ponder.

This speaks to me

Only a rich white asshole could ever say "we eliminated hunger"

Zohran Mamdani caught lying about having sailed in the same ship once owned by the legendary Theseus, yet when pressed he admitted that every part of the ship had been replaced at least once and therefore can one truly call it the same ship?