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Just some light-hearted commentary on the inevitable collapse of American civilization 🐜🫖🍜
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Investigate Trump Model Management and Trump's ownership of Miss Universe and Miss Teen USA pageants. "These children [came in ostensibly] for ... modeling. They had all these model scouts around them, Trump and others, they thought they were auditioning for modeling jobs"
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Krassensteins
about 7 hours ago
The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 12 hours ago
The president, when asked about the survivors of the sex trafficking ring run by his best friend the pedophile, ignores the question and instead lashes out at the "young woman" who asked it, saying she never smiles and is someone to be ashamed of.
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I love it! Keep it up! After all the dispicable and moronic shit this administration has done, it's going to be their eagerness to roll back the 2nd Amendment that finally loses the MAGA base. If only we knew all it took to get some gun reform was for a few Democrats to buy guns.
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Al Jazeera English
2 days ago
Israeli bulldozers begin demolishing a number of Palestinian homes in the town of Tarqumiya, the occupied West Bank, forcibly displacing its owners.
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Make sure you recycle your soda cans though
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Signal is way better anyway
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Raw Story
4 days ago
The Department of Justice reportedly scrubbed numerous files relating to Jeffrey Epstein and President Donald Trump from its website.
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DOJ busted for removing Epstein files accusing Trump of child rape
The Department of Justice reportedly scrubbed numerous files relating to Jeffrey Epstein and President Donald Trump from its website.After Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche announced the release of around 3 million Epstein documents on Friday, The Bulwark's Sam Stein noted that some details of do...
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Ken Tremendous
5 days ago
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
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Business Insider
5 days ago
Jeffrey Epstein's victims have accused Bank of America of facilitating Jeffrey Epstein's sex-trafficking operation.
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Judge greenlights Epstein victims' sex-trafficking lawsuit against Bank of America
Jeffrey Epstein's victims have accused Bank of America of facilitating Jeffrey Epstein's sex-trafficking operation.
https://www.businessinsider.com/epstein-victim-lawsuit-bank-of-america-bny-judge-ruling-2026-1?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=business-automated
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Good thing we didn't elect Democrats, otherwise we would have intrusive big gubmint infringing on our liberties.
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Beware of mission creep. Historically once governments expend this many resources expanding infrastructure to arrest and detain human beings, they almost always start with one ostracized group (undocumented immigrants) then just start sweeping up anyone they don't like.
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lauren
7 days ago
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
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Donald Trump's rhetoric is 100% directly responsible for this, he has repeatedly attacked Ilhan Omar in the press and on social media using dehumanizing slurs. He needs to be impeached.
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ashley fairbanks
8 days ago
my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek
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Mehdi Hasan
8 days ago
"7 Times Conservatives Praised Gun-Toting Protesters" They're attacking Alex Pretti for having a gun. But here, from Zeteo, are some (in)famous moments when Trump and the right treated armed protesters like heroes.
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7 Times Conservatives Praised Gun-Toting Protesters
They're attacking Alex Pretti for having a gun. But here are some famous moments when Trump and the right treated armed protesters like heroes.
https://zeteo.com/p/conservatives-ice-guns-trump-minneapolis-list-second-ammendment
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Jon Cooper
9 days ago
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Dude imagine how many resources the Trump Administration has funneled away from the X-Files to focus on deportations almost exclusively. These are not the aliens I want the federal government pursuing👽🛸 The truth is out there.
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Tim Onion
8 days ago
Certainly appears moms with whistles won the Battle of Minneapolis.
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jamelle
8 days ago
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
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I hope we reach a point where every hotel across the country refuses to book rooms for DHS because they know they'll risk protests and property damage if they host these ICE/CBP terrorists
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Chris Murphy
10 days ago
Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump. Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
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"I'll resist tyrants 'til my balls get cold" needs to become the new Minnesota state motto!
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Aaron Rupar
10 days ago
AOC: "It is reported he had a permit. And this administration's response is that the very that he was a legal firearm owner was reason for them to shoot him in the street ... if we do not do something now, I do not what can happen afterward. We have to contain this chaos."
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD
10 days ago
I’m completely fed up with elected Representatives saying shit like, “Republicans will tell you behind closed doors that they don’t agree with what ICE is doing”. Playtime is over. Professional courtesy no longer exists. Name them, record them, and make it public.
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Horse race politics is obvi beside the point, but it occurs to me that Trump is really creating opportunity after opportunity for blue state Mayors, Governors, and other electeds across the country to show resolve in a crisis while MAGA electeds look clownish defending the indefensible.
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Governor Wes Moore
11 days ago
I’ve reached out to both Gov. Walz and Sen. Klobuchar following the latest shooting involving federal agents in Minnesota. Marylanders have witnessed this cruelty in our own communities – during a school drop-off in Salisbury and in Glen Burnie on Christmas Eve. These are not isolated incidents.
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Matt McDermott
11 days ago
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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The Guardian
11 days ago
‘Repatriate the gold’: German economists advise withdrawal from US vaults
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‘Repatriate the gold’: German economists advise withdrawal from US vaults
Shift in relations and unpredictability of Donald Trump make it ‘risky to store so much gold in the US’, say experts Germany is facing calls to withdraw its billions of euros’ worth of gold from US vaults, spurred on by the shift in transatlantic relations and the unpredictability of Donald Trump. Germany holds the world’s second biggest national gold reserves after the US, of which approximately €164bn (£122bn) worth – 1,236 tonnes – is stored in New York. Continue reading...
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jan/24/repatriate-the-gold-german-economists-advise-withdrawal-from-us-vaults?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu
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Steve Vladeck
11 days ago
This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
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Krassensteins
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Tanya 🧚♀️👑
11 days ago
A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
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Will Stancil
11 days ago
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
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max nesterak
12 days ago
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
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This Board of Peace is shaping up to be a real who's who featuring all the heavy hitters such as Uzbekistan, Azerbaijan, Kosovo, Kazakstan, Armenia, Bulgaria, Indonesia, Mongolia. Who needs the UN or NATO now that we've got Trump's BOP?
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The
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need a program to encourage ancient gerontocracy house members to retire, make room for a new generation of representatives, endorse, mentor, and become consultants to help the next generation of leaders succeed. Instead of holding seats 4ever and rotting on the vine.
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I'll never forgive them for what they did to The Acolyte
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The "prices go down" button is America's G-spot We've had men in charge for 250 years, almost none have found it on purpose/consistently We tried electing macho self-described "alpha males," they're further from the button than ever and America remains unsatisfied ♀️Female leadership is the answer
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Adam Keiper
13 days ago
If any other president had said this despicable thing, it would result in immediate retractions and clarifications, days of media speculation about his mental state, lots of international criticism, and the resignations on principle of some staffers in the White House and broader administration.
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These DHS agents are terrorists with badges.
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Mueller, She Wrote
13 days ago
Whistleblowers just shared a memo showing DHS instructing ICE to force their way into peoples' houses without a proper warrant. Why is this not on all the networks right now? This is a criminal conspiracy to violate rights under color of law.
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Adam Kinzinger
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I'll never forget the time one of my staff quit and upper management told me they won't approve budget to replace her, they wanted me to "use AI to streamline workloads and redistribute her work amongst the remaining staff." This was 2023. Think how AI was in 2023. That's when I decided to quit.
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White Nationalism is just MAGA trying to create a safe space for white men. Literally their entire ideology is that they need a safe space.
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Shea Jordan Smith
14 days ago
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
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Jenny Cohn
15 days ago
The end of American hegemony presents an opportunity for the “Tech Bros” to step in to “help” and thereby achieve the state-level power they have long craved. Thread. 1/
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Mother Jones
15 days ago
The world order as we’ve known for the last century is disappearing. And in its place, a new order shaped by the private interests of individual men and their fiercest allies, not the interests, private or public, fair or foul, good or bad, of a nation.
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A new theory explains why Trump keeps threatening global takeovers
Neo-royalism challenges us to look beyond a century-old paradigm and see the hierarchical lens through which Trump justifies domination.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/01/trump-neo-royalism-abe-newman-greenland/
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If only someone could've predicted he was fucking lying.
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Well. MAGA sure did own the libs. I bet Europe realigning alliances, security strategies, and trade agreements to exclude/sideline America will really piss off liberal elites on college campuses. Great job mission accomplished, MAGA voters! 🎉🇺🇸
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404 Media
16 days ago
Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activities on the ground.
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‘ELITE’: The Palantir App ICE Uses to Find Neighborhoods to Raid
Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s…
https://www.404media.co/elite-the-palantir-app-ice-uses-to-find-neighborhoods-to-raid/
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