the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

me when media I like is financially successful: hmm yes this is because it is good me when media I like flops: yknow I just choose not to consume art based on the interests of the masses. I guess I'm just kinda unique like that. if anything the fact that it's doing poorly is a testament to its quali

I am so, so grateful that he’s this much of a moron, he just spared me from a republican governor 😭😭

if venezuela beats us in the finals we have to return maduro, fair is fair

Genuinely the only thing keeping me going—but it really is keeping me going—is how good it is to see people link arms and push for this to end. I cannot stop thinking about how much love people can have for their neighbors, and how much work and money is poured into breaking that love apart.

are there any video hosting sites that aren’t awful feels like everything has some huge catch. youtube horribly compresses everything for small creators and every week some feature gets nuked, but all the alternatives are either “we are racist” or “connect with binkcoin to boost your slurp juices”

damn this whole streamplace thing is pretty swell

"let's be calm and wait for the facts to come in" was probably a lot less annoying to hear back before everyone had an HD video camera in their pocket at all times

it's time to admit that osama bin laden won a total victory over the united states

my mom is in a wheelchair and I took her to a new years festival in town, then we got to a crowd of loitering cops and I got to wield her as a weapon against them cathartic end to the year

2025 - Went from zero SM64 experience to an 18:09 in 16 Star in <4 months - PBs in every Spyro 2 category; FINALLY hit top 10 in 14 Tali - Raised $3923 for charity on my longest streams ever; 13hrs alone, then 40hrs with friends - Finally got an OSSC and people keep complimenting my stream now 😳👉👈

oh my god I saw the “giving a child a drum kit for christmas” meme in real life the parents are furious 😭😭😭 how could anyone possibly not realize the consequences of their actions to this extent

Gonna be doing a 48 hour charity stream tomorrow with @oddkara.bsky.social and three other people that don't have bluesky accounts wow!!!!!!! v excited for this, will be hosted at www.twitch.tv/dayoman

just saw a dual ad for rainbet and head & shoulders I think we gotta wipe out civilization and start over

people wasting nearly 6k hours of their lives this year watching me still blows my mind what the hell

All-time catch by Brock Bowers. 🤯

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

holy desperation 😭😭

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

this is unironically the game winning play

this ohtani guy is like barry bonds on steroids

this was a fun experiment. definitely still early technology but I'm excited to see where it goes!

🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/grapevine.bsky.social First stream on Streamplace! We'll see how this goes

Dont you love western freedom? In COMMUNIST China you would have a social credit score 🤣

i dont care what speedrunners do in the privacy of their own home but when i tune into your stream and i see you "practicing"... yeah no thanks. didnt need to know that

tried giving threads an earnest shot then saw this lmfao

Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.

This is on @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @ericswalwell.bsky.social and @danielsgoldman.dg4ny.co and everyone else who has aligned with the Republicans on their hyper Islamaphobic shit. You guys are the GOP.

its awesome how liberals will set 36 million dollars on fire to back a rapist if you gave me like 1/10th of that i could basically solve every material problem for everyone i've met.

this was so fun, maya was so nice 😭😭😭 deserved w also had to farm a clip www.twitch.tv/qtcinderella...

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

wow I wonder if the cops who lied about the sitting senator even though everything they did was on tape are also being less than honest about the presence of violent agitators at the protests in los angeles. they might even not have told the entire truth about other protests

Disney and NBCUniversal is suing Midjourney for mass copyright infringement - commencing the first major legal battle against an AI company that could dictate the future of generative AI. (Read more: Deadline)

UPDATE: David Huerta was just released from custody!

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection. Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.

📰FIRST LOOK AT WOLF HAWKFIELD IN THE NEW VIRTUA FIGHTER!

Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast

worth reiterating that in literally any other context a 10% tariff on Japan alone would be getting wall to wall financial news coverage, would be considered the largest trade war escalation in modern American history and the dumbest economic policy move by a President in decades

Even assuming electoral victories in 2026 and 2028, if Democrats don't start taking away badges and putting people on trial the instant they take power back, we are going to be right back here on January 21, 2032. I don't know how many more chances they're going to get to not learn this lesson.