internet lately

that's rough, man

naming their plagiarism eco-terror machine "ai" was the biggest PR coup ever, because it allows people to drop horseshit like this. when science fiction uses ai, it's fucking ai, not a giant autocorrect app that burns the world for power. ai is science fiction! how about YOU pass the turing test

The Abe Collection

thinking about the urban legend campfire horror story "the licked hand" a.k.a. "humans can lick, too", and the fact that the version of it i've been told as a teenager inexplicably featured an apartment with a hallway with a total of 10 bathrooms that the protagonist had to check one by one

By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face

2nd PERSON EVER TO 28 HOLY SHIT youtu.be/X-kKqyCGyos

5x5 Friday

For @lycainade.bsky.social

*beastie boys* well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER getting paid peanuts by the HOUR all the employees are taking TURNS getting abused by mr BURNS and so he became a union MAN going on strike for a dental PLAN didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES

when its been 12 years since the last Streetlight Manifesto album

not feeling the new AFI very much, for my liking it sounds way too much like its trying to be bombastic and epic. I do really enjoy Ash Speck tho and I'd love to hear it in a little crunchier production. And the ocassional acoustic guitars are a good touch, gives it a bit of a New Model Army feel

Beautiful icon drawn by @cafurccino.bsky.social! Seriously love how this came out, thank you so much

These leaked Taylor swift lyrics go crazy

in my experience autism is caused by having a fat ass and being incredibly hot and charming

Urushitober3 🐈‍⬛

Chill day

Taiga, a literal cool cat for @/herutastic!

Some old photography from my time in Montreal

heute wieder zwölf stunden in der unique natural prophecy stone, irregularly shaped pseudo-variant crystals and rough stones fabrik arbeiten 😔

"Achtung: Zugbetrieb"

my train got cancelled which gives me more time to listen to the worst Wire album

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old doodle of my beloved @squeakpeek.bsky.social as an 🦉

my back hurts but i'm hot now? well you win some you lose some

"wait wait scroll back to that video"

this full 8 hour work day of job training could have been an email

i owe my life to hummus getrocknete tomate

i turn 30 tomorrow so i better enjoy my last day before my back starts hurting

pizza night 🍕

life is being thirsty and needing to pee over and over and over again

i love mypartmer theyre sooo soft and pwettyy

This is a fuchswerfer. It werfs fuchs.

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

The bees have discovered Brutalism

hi

having to go to work is homophobic

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i had Wire in my music rotation for a while but i never listened to 154 in full and this album is honestly incredible. Sounds like a haunted modern art gallery. its unbelievably well produced for all the sounds that come together, these guys were seriously so far ahead of everyone else

just gotta get through a couple hours of job training and then i'm gonna see luc!!!!

indie-pop duo

Old 2019 com for nebulo with their older future version of Tails: Many yrs after defeating Eggman, Tails runs a big lab in the city. The tech guy life means not much chance to have fun… he’s forgotten how! Hint: If you’re trying to enjoy a vacation, put your phone down, man. The emails can wait.

today i learned about the "amanita egg" which is a delightful dish that is significant enough to have a page on german wikipedia