you can imprint yourself on an angel's chicks and mothercuck her so easily... >:3

Do angel mothers chew up souls as food and regurgitate the cleansed remains into their chicks’ waiting maws?

i don’t understand elden ring’s armor system if they wanted me to wear armor why did they make the dress so pretty how am i supposed to wear anything else

The “youths these days have no respect for libraries” to “schlpschlrpppPpWAAuHn! MWAUHMWWUAHMMWWUHNN!” Pipeline is real and not a hoax..

it's hard having two bunnies. i say 'bunny' and both their ears perk up

Bro, no, we can’t just ERP with each other. First we gotta talk about something horny and then keep conversing with such detail it’s handily apparent we’re dying to textbone. THEN you switch the tense from third to first.

Duuude…

Princess posting (making my maids write the posts for me)

Embarrassed princess who has no idea how to pleasure her first lover, her maids have always done it for her! Expertly schlicking away at her royal cunt until she squirted her love in liquid form over them, so she’s never had any reason to masturbate before! It could go one of two ways …

its yearning hours pack. take that photo of your lover out of your wallet and gaze at her longingly NOW!

Naive Princess: "Oh yeah, I squirt really hard~" Maid mommy who gets off to fingering the Naive Princess until she pees herself:

Imm a librarian and this is my Work

we love big puppy !!!!!!!!

Anyways, small shameless plug… if you want to help me upgrade my scrubs as a nurse, it would mean a lot. ko-fi.com/overbearingu...

Chaattt we are soo close to the goal!!! Reposting and sharing is so appreciated!!!

Winterr

Dog with a GUN

Shirt I’m makinggg

Dog #sona

'My Hound's a H*fflep*ff but I'm a total Slitherclaw"

Bad End: Get Hounded Worse End: Get Hounded by Millennial Handler Worst End: Got Hounded my Millennial Handler who wants to do a Hound-Life Instagram and calls you 'Pupper' 'Doggo' and 'Her little Woofer" You get stuck in a Muzzle, Collar, 'I'm Still With Her' shirt (featuring Sartha Thrace)

auntie fight::!!!!

we're literally not a pissy puppy NOR a peepee princess you literally cant incept a pee kink into our head its not gonna happen

Good meowning!! /ᐠ > ˕ <マ ₊˚⊹♡

Mandrakes are pretty reasonable if you think about it. What if you were just chilling in your warm and comfortable bed (of soil) only to get your hair grabbed and be physically ripped out of it. That’s fucked..

Okay, time for some of my most evil writing to date! Chapter two of my mechsploitation series Ladies of Quality and Steel "Yes Sir, Mother, Sir" is here! Cw: lots of misgendering and dead naming and gender mind fuckery archiveofourown.org/works/74664651

The chapters title was inspired by a post by @kallidorarho.bsky.social and her phrase of "yes Sir, Mommy Sir"

Your favorite hound is street tier at best

Enemy to broken little sister pipeline

wrrruufff!!! awwrruff!!! wwaf wafw waf!!

we love our loud clicky shoes

Im in love with its pouty little baba face hehehe

Shattersword It's FINALLY here, after two brutal months of slogging through this! Really really happy with how it turned out, as my longest work by far. Been told it's "The Subordiknight". archiveofourown.org/works/74616251

Instant loss lizzy

WARHOUND tiktok powerscaling edit

I’ve defeated a source of great evil with my holy chants and hymns (powerscaling Sartha Thrace)

yuritober day 9 but there's a bunch of doggies this time

cutting off a large section of her thigh and praising the quality of her meat and preparing it into a fine dish for your own enjoyment or slowly dissecting her complaining all the while that none of it is good enough and throwing the meat that once belonged to her into the garbage cant decide,,,

You could de-hound sartha with a little dark age edit of Handler

Best Worst Idea of Your Life (2022)

Fixated on thoughts of angels preening their wings, both their own and each other's, delicately polishing their halos, etc today... Angel spa day...

this is how getting into mechsplo coming from a standard mecha headspace has been feeling

a little sister is just kind of an abuse toy im realizing

If I saw you on the playground I’d kick over your sandcastle and steal your toys

staring into my daughter's horny drooling face with disgust as i grant her my blade that i know is immediately going to get stolen from her by some brigand

Get home after big workout at gym to puppy cuddlepile into having spaghetti made for us into an episode of better call saul into getting eaten out and railed Never give up on your dreams

My fate was decided for me by the Grand Matriarch of my clan when she gave me a jester’s cap instead of something cool like a cursed sword or magic amulet