you draw up that ad for amtrak? sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

I spent 45 minutes trying and failing to convince a full bird Colonel with multiple Afghanistan and Iraq deployments that Afghanistan is not an Arabic speaking country. I was helped in this discussion (to no avail) by two Afghan interpreters who were more polite than I was.

While Trump launches us into a new forever war, he’s quietly preparing to take over our elections at home and rig the midterms in his favor. He knows he can’t win on the merits, so he’s preparing to cheat. We won’t let him get away with it.

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

Big hill

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD. You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it. I've made my calls today. You need to.

USA folk, you need to annoy these assholes as much as you can. this bill is not to protect children. they want to erase transgender people from public life and classify them as degenerate content in the internet. we will not be seen or heard. they want our *existence* to be a sex offense.

The Sims (2000)

Thinking about low res pikachu.

Hold on to anything #brainbunnies

Screaming

happy out of touch thursday!

The perfect tattoo doesn't exis--

It would be funny how flagrant it all is if it wasn't so fucking infuriating

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

jimi hendrix, war hero:

Shotgun Pistol A Browning BSS with the barrel sawn off drawn by @qsy.bsky.social for the firearm section of the Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy rulebook, providing a visual example of a Shotgun Pistol. #ttrpg #shotgun #pistol #indiettrpg #indiegame #tabletop #rpg #indierpgs anim-ttrpg.itch.io

As our friends at the Transgender Education Network of Texas remind us, OPINIONS from Paxton are NOT law. This is the same tactic he deploys to create intimidation, pre-compliance and chaos around abortion care. Come get informed at TENT’s virtual town hall on March 12, 7 PM 🏳️‍⚧️ bit.ly/TENTAGUpdate

Haha okay there are multiple undeniable examples Jesus christ

I'M NOT LOYAL TO ANYBODY, I'M A DEMON. I HAVE NO LOYALTY FOR ANYONE. NEVER DID, NEVER WILL. MY CHARACTER IS SO FLAWED, THE ONLY TIME I EVER STOOD 10 TOES ON ANYTHING WAS ON THE OPP'S THROAT.

oh this place is a ticking time bomb. I see

Here’s a cover I illustrated for the upcoming D&D book, Ravenloft: The Horrors Within. It was such a joy to paint Strahd again 🦇 Art director: AJ Hanneld

Swanboy’s sense of self actualisation is something we should all aspire to @bransonreese.bsky.social

Republican Senators Ted Cruz and Tim Scott want to enact a $200 billion tax cut on capital gains without congressional approval, claiming it will help “everyday Americans.” Baloney. This overwhelmingly benefits the richest Americans — just like their big, ugly bill did.

seems bad

know the funny papers rules

Never let anyone tell you your individual vote couldn’t change an election outcome. 2 votes separate Sheriff Sam Page from NC Senate leader Phil Berger, who gerrymandered for and was endorsed by Trump. All precincts have reported. Certification will take weeks with a mandatory recount. Wow.

Bro, ICE is still here kidnapping people, now they’ve even got transit vans advertising fake companies.

We saw an uptick in ICE activity today. ICE continues to be spotted around the metro area - dining, driving, and hiding in between events. Current vehicles on the short list include Black Chevrolet Tahoes, White or Silver Jeep Wagoneers, and White Ford Transit vans with fake branding.

bsky learning about girder whip I see

🔥🇺🇸 - dashare.zone ADMIN

Went great!

Apparently the people like civil rights, taxing the rich, abolishing ICE, and getting foreign money out of American politics and the donor and Epstein classes are very upset about that.

shot & chaser because lmfao

This is the point. If your vaunted trillion-dollar military can't get through a few days of airstrikes because you've consolidated the industrial base so badly, then you don't have a trillion-dollar military, you just have contractors in No. Virginia getting rich

The fake email job pyramid scheme is collapsing. America’s empire will run solely on the backs of Cracker Barrel waitresses, Twitch streamers, DoorDash drivers and solar panel companies that will be out of business in 8 months.

All I know is the absolute worst people America has to offer have wanted war with Iran as long as I’ve been alive so it’s pretty easy for me to be against it.

If it's true that it's quite common for American soldiers to get Nazi tattoos, then I think we have a bigger issue then who is running in one Senate race.

AMERICA BABY WE'LL SHOW YOU WHY WE DON'T HAVE HEALTHCARE [runs out of war materiel]

I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure this is how you get 9/11: the sequel

Okay. Great

I still think about IT

Trans people are my allies and if my government chooses to see them as an enemy than the government is my enemy as well. Fuck the state. Fuck the creep pedophiles that run shit. We will win and we will make a better world with them not in it, and some day we will laugh and dance on their graves.