Clark proving that you can dance to almost anything... www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2zv...

The bees have discovered Brutalism

Dafuck?! The simulator?! I guess Apples iOS developers are not allowed to listen to music while coding. It's the only explanation how they haven't locked up every single potential macOS developer in a room and demanded that this has to be fixed NOW! $ killall Simulator && sudo killall coreaudiod

what if we kissed on the pretty freight machine

Tfw u scream into the abyss and abyss screams back 〰️😱😱〰️ #whitegrunt #mouthoff #mouthfight #grunt #gruntfight #screamingintotheabyss #staghorn #acerventura #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity

So after visiting #france and seeing all the amazing #art in the #louvre, I must report that John Martin's Pandemonium and I have a sort of Ghostbuster 2 / Vigo the Carpathian thing going on.

Wait… why has the Banandium Root a nipple…? Oh… ooooh. You sneaky bastards!

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge? It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

Steam and Nintendo eShop both down lmaooooooo

Now, that's what I call a spectrum analyser! A hell of a lot of nixie bar graph tubes. Presumably either IN9 or IN13 tubes, although they look a big big for either...

music is weird teeth

Biblically accurate Furby, be not afraid

YOU DIED

this is taking too long aaaaaa

Recommending “The Fisherman” to a customer in Tiny Bookshop while I am at the last chapters of exactly that book. Whispering “I know you gonna like it” to an npc…

slightly diminish a band: Einstürzende Bauten

Ok, I just give up… take my body and show me the other side… After about 4 Voidouts and reloads these three spawned completely docile and I choose to believe that this is exactly as Kojima intended!

Finally got to see Life of Chuck after missing its way too brief theater run, and WOW that is the film we NEED today. Life affirming, joyful and uplifting despite the seemingly non-stop pain of life. Everyone should check out @mikeflanaganfilm.com masterpiece now, such a balm for the soul.

PSA: Please do not put a blockchain on birds.

Nothing turns me on more than emails from VCs asking about my adversarial noise attacks because it spooked them regarding investing in a generative AI company.

Wer in der Öffentlichkeit sein Geschlechtsteil entblößt, onaniert und dabei einen Hitlergruß zeigt, begeht Straftaten und wird festgenommen, auch wenn man sich auf ein "Kunstprojekt" hinausredet. Ein 46-jähriger Mann in Floridsdorf weiß das jetzt auch. ➡ #Presseaussendungen https://bit.ly/3eFhBc4

What movie did you see at way too young of an age? 🎥 😱 🖤

PEEL IT BACK 2025 JUNE 24, 26, 27, 29 + JULY 1 • MILAN, ZURICH, VIENNA, AMSTERDAM, BERLIN PHOTOS BY KRAW + ANDREW WHITE + JANA WIEGAND + NICK LIMBERGER

In the name of worn out film! this is the wear that accumulated on the film of Sailor Moon's transformation sequence! I pulled it from episode 65, where an editor left a transition frame on screen for about half a second longer then they probably should have #anime #sailormoon #bssm #90s

Injecting my feed with penguins to see if I can subliminally influence BlueSky to do the same, thereby creating an overwhelming onslaught of penguin-related posts that completely take over in a chain reaction using the domino effect, for an indefinite, but also adorable, period of time: Part VIII

Let's watch CHANNEL ZERO: NO-END HOUSE, the best season in a very good series

Injecting my feed with penguins to see if I can subliminally influence BlueSky to do the same, thereby creating an overwhelming onslaught of penguin-related posts that completely take over in a chain reaction using the domino effect, for an indefinite, but also adorable, period of time: Part VII

Just some dude chilling at his piano, hating everyone. Amazing NIN concert. Being old and getting seats at least gave a great view!

Gamers keep their hands clean mcelroymerch.com/products/you...

Is LowFi Chiptune an oxymoron? Just asking for this little piggy tracker making love to a SP-404 MK2.

Funny guy

Logos & logotypes of today are all bland, colourless, mind-numbingly boring & completely unmemorable. What if we revamped some of today's tech company logos with 1980s creative zing?

Sometimes when I sit down I forget how old I am, but then I stand up and remember.

[walks into maternity ward] I see bred people.

this animation probably burns more computing power than it took to land the apollo 11 lunar module on surface of the moon

Let’s 404 at the pool…

Wenn man mit dem einen (Hör)Buch fertig ist und noch nicht weis welches man als Nächstes anfängt… Lustlos auf die Merklisten von Audible und Goodreads starren als wären sie ein offener Kühlschrank um Mitternacht.

code reuse seems like an obvious idea until you realise most programmers would sooner stab out their own eyes than work with someone else's code

Das Haus meiner Gedanken:

Piraten weinen nicht. Piraten heulen Rum. #Flachwitzfreitag

TV that picks up radio signals and renders them into mandlebrots, fractals, pixel art, a cubist painting of a baseball game, a pop song like a half-remembered dream

Vim is the original escape room

Die Bestattung Wien hat einfach das beste Marketing! 😂

A useful Xcode shortcut I just learned 💡 We can quickly format long function calls or initializers with many parameters by placing the cursor inside the parentheses and pressing Control (⌃) + M. Selecting the entire expression will also format values like arrays and closures. #iOSDev #SwiftLang

I started designing a word art thread for Nine Inch Nails’ Closer, but it got graphic fairly quickly, and now I’m questioning the morality of using keyboard characters to visually represent words being fucked like animals.