me (micro-needling my face) owowowowowowowowow

i feel like a shill but RIPPLE fuckin rules. zero calories, water soluble... we have reached the weed endgame and it is a little packet of powder you add to your coffee

it was delightful

still takin the time to perfect the skeets and i still got love for the skeets

i tried a 1,000 year egg on thanksgiving. 0/10 do not bury your eggs for 1,000 years. probably like 1 year is more than enough.

ara is a conceptual marvel that extends beyond.

imagining Dr Dre's bluesky crashout after he learns that "still DRE" was used by the westminster dog show for the toy breeds entry music

since lily allen is back maybe we can get lady sovereign to make some new stuff

my neighbor invited us over for duck tonkotsu and it was unbelievable

i saw someone talking about clicker training to change behavior in their loved ones. did that work?

let anyone among you who doesn't like deviled eggs cast the first wheat thin unto me and i will say, "are you sure that's vegan some of them have chicken fat in them"

help my wife won't stop calling everyone "crody"

in like 2002 my buddy roasted a whole turkey for thanksgiving (perfectly too) and then, since he was a drug dealer, he sprinkled cocaine all over it before serving. we still talk about that thanksgiving sometimes.

i didn't sleep much because i couldn't stop thinking about the new React Taint API

anime be like "the phantom force is made up of Akira, CyberJack, La Femme Bazooka, and the worst of them all, LARRY"

thinking about the redditor who cooked a full steak dinner for his date and put ripple on everything and then posted about how everything tasted awful and ripple ruined his date

added rainbow bullet trails to my game last night

would you look at the time...

just tried to explain the CSS box model to my wife and watched her eyes glaze over as she smiled politely.

a good cure for GPT Psychosis is to have them sit down with Copilot and try to vibe code something and watch it completely stumble over/ignore basic instructions.

i like to listen to loud music while i work. i thought this was just a holdover of teenage angst until my wife was like "i get that loud background noise helps you manage your executive dysfunction but can you turn it down?" and it shattered my whole world

don't get me wrong, i HATE LLMs with so much of my soul... but watching black clover while i write agent prompts over and over bc it ignores copilot-instructions.md 90% of the time is fine with me. this is fine.

whoever adds the H key to the piano first is gonna be rich

a boy can dream

Иo Иut Иovember

things in Space 1999 that existed in real 1999 - CRT monitors - sexism - the moon - marginalized minorities - radioactive waste - men in power being jerks

i am scared i will be on a zoom and they will see how big i set my font in vscode

say girl, you look you've got Hisoka and Chrollo noodle stoppers arranged so they look like a cute couple on your bookshelf in your bedroom

consider: musty butt vs busty mutt

me talking in sunday school that one time when i went to church on acid

T-GIV TUESDAY LET'S GOOOO* *drink some water, build an entire teespring clone, do 45 min on the elliptical, eat a salad, take some edibles and watch Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf

yeah i'm verified... verified good boy 😺🤘

well this is like 3 movies smashed together except it has zero satisfying endings. robert picardo and dick miller are the best part (as with many joe dante flicks) since by now you've seen the show stopping transformation on youtube www.imdb.com/title/tt0082...

we crossed into the mirror universe right after google removed "don't be evil" from their code of conduct

storybook is the best project that fumbles every major release

xkcd got me sobbing xkcd.com/3172/

what you see on the zoom

it's important to be mindful, which is why i am always checking my hot goth guy privilege when talking to boring fat white men

state of react 2025 survey is up: survey.devographics.com/survey/state...

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what if we destroy the environment and crash the global economy so we can lay off 40% of our staff?

me talking in sunday school that one time when i went to church on acid

every time i wear demonic contact lenses i forget about them and then my wife comes in my office to ask something and i don't understand why she can't make eye contact

we are, all of us, grasping for whatever threads of joy we can reach to weave a narrative that isn't miserable

batting all the toilet paper rolls like a cat until they kick me out of this airport

hahaha i thought it would be an easy week but my boss asked me to vibe code a PoC by 3pm wednesday

sleep report: i slept for almost 7 hours straight and woke up 10 min before my alarm. thanks gabapentin!

who's excited to pretend to work this week?

might fuck around and live up to my potential

sunday scaries www.imdb.com/title/tt2289...