Big mood. 😴

We’re all born naked and the rest is flagged for potential adult content

Time to slam that laptop shut! 👏🏼

Current work status: 😑

TGIF!! 👏🏼

Drop a lawyer

All packed! ✈️ 🏝️

It’s officially my weekend! 👏🏼

The face / the scent

Thank you oral surgery and diet of protein shakes and mashed potatoes. I’ve lost 5lbs. I miss eating. 😭

Spending Friday morning with Jinu.

I wish I was a fucking New Yorker @ZohranKMamdani, so I could cast my vote! Hello from Dallas, Tx!!!

Thank you daylight savings time… wide awake at 4am. 🙃

Begrudgingly got ready for work… 😴

He thinks windmills are causing chronic disease. The fucking WIND. And not in a quaint Italian “Colpo d’Aria” kind of way. Just a complete and utter buffoon.

Corporate black card came in the mail… watch this space. 💅🏼

How is it only Wednesday… 😴

They literally demolished part of the White House to build Trump’s $250 million ballroom. I’m not even shocked. Just tired. And heartbroken. How did we get here?

#A_NewHope ✊

6am’er 💪🏼

Do I have to work? 😴

Sunday morning sweat sesh 💦

Zipper down at work again… 😑

quote this with your reaction to being left behind in the rapture

It’s rapture day! 👏🏼

like i was saying

It’s my last week in my current position and I truly don’t feel like doing shyyyyaaat. ✌🏼

Hello Hartford, CT! 👋🏼

How is it only Wednesday… 🥱

Slept in til’ 6am… who is this person? 😴

Refusing to enforce DC’s gun laws, but attempting to indict a man for throwing a sandwich is peak bullshit from this circus.

Day drank yesterday and paid off my entire car loan. 🍸🚗 🤷🏻‍♂️ Thank you vodka for making me debt free.

So???

Seeing Kamala Harris openly say that the system is broken was so powerful. Just having someone in her position say it so candidly without qualification was beyond powerful.

It begins… 100° temperatures starting this week… 😭🥵

It’s here!!! 😍

Knowing I don’t have to set foot in an office for six days is just… 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

The producer hand is SO blatant and out in the open, #AllStars10 is borderline unbearable to watch.

here are some other resources 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏽🏳️‍🌈

How is it only Wednesday... This is the longest week ever. 😑

There’s a tweet for everything.

Wish I had my ass cheeks out at the gay beach rn instead of planted in this office chair

Happy daddy’s days! Treat yo self! 🥂

On today’s edition of, things I didn’t know I needed in my life: 😍

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