Sunday ☺️

Last day of the four day weekend… self care day it is. 💆🏻‍♂️

The Mandalorian and Grogu today. 🤓

Thank you thunderstorm for waking me up at 3am. 🙃 ⛈️

It’s my Friday… hello four day weekend! 👋🏼

Lewis Pullman… i’ve got a Void you can fill.

Happy 🍟-yay!!

This is all I've ever wanted

Work again, but at least we’re home today. ☺️

Call me when the NYT is ready for a "12 Bitches Who Were Right about Everything" piece.

I could repost this literally every morning and it would still be the most accurate thing on the internet that day.

It do be like that sometimes.

Okay she ate with that one

10’s across the board! 👏🏼

You know what’s fucking annoying? When somebody asks me what I do for work, and I tell them… And the first thing out of their mouth is “that sounds so boring” or “that sounds like it sucks”. Just tell me you don’t understand what I said.

So much running away in horror movies, bitch… get up and fight.

Food meal prepped, floors vacuumed and steamed, bedding freshly washed, kitchen and bathroom cleaned, showered and shaved, a lunchtime cocktail and an afternoon massage. 🍸💆🏻‍♂️ The perfect Sunday does exist. 🙌🏼

Top of the morning to ya! 👋🏼

At least it’s a WFH day… ☺️

2026

Rage-tweeting from his hospital bed fucking high as a kite, except he also has access to the nuclear codes.

Catching up on DareDevil for the plot… 👀

3am and wide awake… cool. 😑 Guess I’ll do laundry.

Motivation already out the door. 🤷🏻‍♂️

No video on this conference call, means no shirt. ✌🏼

Well… Monday’s done! 👏🏼

Happy Sunday! ☀️

2026 is going to fill my millennial concert heart. Pussycat Dolls, Lil’ Kim, Mya, TLC, Salt n Peppa and En Vogue. 🙌🏼 🎶 @joshalan83.bsky.social

he was so real for this

K, so for real… how tall is every king here? We love all 😍

Top of the morning to ya’! ☀️

Hello weekend! 👋🏼

PCD tickets secured. 💃🏻

Office day. 😑

Getting a new iPad means CLEARING THAT BROWSER HISTORY before trading in the old one! 👀👏🏼

Much needed day off work. ☺️

This hangover… 🤕

How do they know..

This week needs to move along… 🥱

Yay, Monday…

“What are you into?” Grocery shopping at 6am when the store opens and avoiding the general public at all costs.

Share a TV show (or two) that raised you.

BEYOND bored at work today. 🥱

This is a welcoming account. 🏳️‍⚧️

Seeing streaming giants merge again and again is a perfect showcase of how unregulated capitalism just fucks over the consumer and limits our choices

Hello weekend! 👋🏼

"Suffer"