I wonder how many posts, tweets, and vids have already been made about the Bad Bunny halftime show being too woke, offensive, or whatever else they wanna say before it’s even happened. They’re just waiting to hit “post”.

Such a busy week, but got a bonus and a raise! Not bad for being at the company for less than a year and being promoted 5 months ago. 💵 💰

Decided to binge #HeatedRivalry today since I had the day off, and damn… y’all didn’t tell me I was gonna be ugly cryin’ all through the damn season!

Enjoying our weekend in PV. @superboy8500.bsky.social

Sooo, The Materialist is literally the worst movie I’ve seen since the last movie I watched with Dakota Johnson.

I’m a 42 year old man, but sometimes I just need a deep conversation with my mom when things get too much.

I’m literally so gay that I’m thinking “I need to do my nails before my parents get here tomorrow”.

I thought today was Friday. I was all ready to not go to work tomorrow. Ugh!

So anyway, what’s for dinner?

Starting the long weekend off with a promotion? I’ll take it!!

Migraines are no fucking joke. 😖

Today is my Friday! C’mon long weekend!!

Hurry up, babe! We got a pool party to get to! @superboy8500.bsky.social

So @superboy8500.bsky.social and I leave for vacation on Thursday, but I’m already packed and ready go.

Had a pretty great and relaxing birthday, which is exactly what I wanted. @superboy8500.bsky.social #happy #smile #besties #birthday

A week from today, I’ll be in Puerto Vallarta.

So @superboy8500.bsky.social just held out his breakfast pastry like a Power Ranger and said “It’s muffin time!” It’s too early for this. 🤦🏼

C’mon short work week!

Fun fact: My socks, underwear, and bag always match.

Sometimes you get a reaction that’s completely different from what you expected… and it works out for the best.

Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.

When the new headset for work makes you feel like you went from a helicopter pilot to Britney Spears.

We have different dress codes for dinner. @superboy8500.bsky.social

Tacos, tortas, and Traitors. Perfect Valentine’s Day. @superboy8500.bsky.social

I don’t like that I didn’t FA, but yet I still have to FO.

Cheers to new beginnings! 🥂

When you live down the hall from your bestie. @superboy8500.bsky.social

I just spent waaaay too much on a raffle for a campground weekend. Y’all don’t let @superboy8500.bsky.social know he has plans in June. 🤫

I forgot what I had ordered at Pei Wei so when the guy said “Hot honey” I thought he was hitting on me. 🤦🏼

On the phone with my grandmother as she tells me about her and my deceased grandfather’s love story on what would have been their 72nd wedding anniversary.

This is a speedo check. Show us you in a speedo.

Throwback to last weekend when I was in a bar… eating a cupcake… in my furry coat. Nothing makes sense anymore anyway. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Started a phone call with my mom and then my dad joined in. 2 hours later, my mom rejoins the conversation after having taken a nap, but she’s awaken by the sounds of my dad and I laughing at absolute ridiculousness. That’s my Friday night.

So… 10 years ago I got @superboy8500.bsky.social to experience my roots. 🤠

@superboy8500.bsky.social said I was dressed like a couch cover and then called me a “homo-sectional”. 😂

Y’all… have fun, but PLEASE be safe tonight.

Also… Happy New Rear!!! @superboy8500.bsky.social

I’ve had the same kiss at midnight since 2012… I wonder who it will be this year? #bestfriends @superboy8500.bsky.social

My necklace and earring are ready to ring in 2025!

Have a very merry Christmas! @superboy8500.bsky.social

Merry Christmas!

“My son’s not gay, he loves women!” The women in question:

On second thought, maybe asking my dad for his opinion on my underwear wasn’t the best idea. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #almostgavehimaheartattack

Sometimes I want a VERY specific piece of furniture in my mind, but I can never find it. Then, it leads to me sending my idea to my dad who then runs with it and creates something so awesome and personal for me. I’m having that moment now.

Sometimes you wanna change locations.

Hump day workout complete. 💪🏼

“For folks like me on the job from 9 to 5”

The biggest problem with waking up at 5am is that I’m hungry for lunch by 10am. 😩

How I will be sleeping tonight after such a great relaxing weekend.