My favorite Lestat comments are, “I’ve never watched the show but every clip I see, the blonde one is always screaming” 😂😂😂 #TheVampireLestat

THIS IS MY HEATED RIVALRY

god, the bridge on “for crying out loud”. everyone say thank you meat loaf and jim steinman. (“for coming to my room when you know i’m alone, for finding me a highway and for driving me home... for that, i serve you”. ????? jesus christ)

persian cat

i feel like my last posts really emphasise the kind of sex scenes i love writing like don’t get me wrong, i’ve written to “closer” by nine inch nails like everyone else, but i really feel that it works better if your sex playlist is full of things like music created about ancient dynasties

i mean!! the bit where skin sings “let me show you one last time, let me show you one last sign, you can find it” and then a HEARTBEAT kicks in??? and at the end??? where skin goes into the high register on “i am here… to be longed for”, and draws out ‘longed’ so that it’s ten minutes long? GOD

hot take: all fruits are disgusting except apples. but the grossest are the furry/fuzzy fruits and the ones with skins and then juice in them. i’m looking at you, raspberries, peaches, grapes and tomatoes.

this is a great song to write sex scenes to btw

i may no longer have a uterus or ovaries but istg i still have the ghost of menstrual phases and rn i am fucking ovulating

i missed this in the cinema the first time because i was a year too young. you fucking bet i’m seated and ready to see leo dicaprio’s NINETIES FACE on the big screen

i LOVED the favourites, despite its absolutely ludicrous concept. it just hit me exactly how i needed it to. and i’m very picky about romance.

i just came

went to my pre-op assessment and didn’t cry!

me with a job me without a job

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

JD Vance delivered a formal invitation to Pope Leo XIV for America’s July 4, 2026, 250th anniversary. The Pope declined, saying he will spend the day in Lampedusa, Italy, focusing on migrants. Source: TIME

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

It never ceases to confound me just how many folks think the point of essays is to provide teachers with essays. That teachers just like, collect them, or need them for sustenance or something. Rather than the point of them being the *actual fucking act of learning how to think about shit*

the girls yearn for medieval towns and cobblestone streets

in an extremely grumpy mood today i think mostly because i have my pre-op assessment tomorrow and i wanna just be like “can you fucking get these stents out right now and then magically make it so that i never have to be in this hospital again? no??? well fuck you then i will sit here and cry.”

i will say this: the man knows exactly what he’s doing

thanks go to “shenzou” from the gravity score for inspiring tonight’s writing!

everyone on my timeline is shouting lmao

What do rock and roll pandas eat? A wop-bop-a-loo-bop a-wop bamboo!

yes, this is a major trigger for me and no, i’m never going to be reasonable about it

i get so angry when a kid estranges from a famous parent because we live in such a parent-coddling society and i know i’m about to read so much utter garbage from the person’s fans. estrangement is cutting off a part of yourself. it is injurious, and it never stops hurting. it’s never for nothing.

me @ all the people who worked for the beckhams saying “well, i weren’t abused, Actually”: people don’t tend to abuse their employees the way they abuse their kids, due to a) the existence of fucking employment laws, and b) kids being vulnerable, easier targets & making abusers feel more powerful

i know it aged like everything from the early 2000s but GOD i loved SATC so much.

I would argue that the Matrix is THE movie of the early aughts; it is responsible for an enormous wave of trends in fashion, tech, editing, music, design, etc that basically didn’t peter out til like 2012

A couple people in the comments being extremely fucking weird pointing out that The Matrix came out in 1999. I dare you to name a movie that had a greater impact on film and pop culture for the ensuing decade. Go ahead.

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

if Suzanne Collins wasn't already writing a Finnick Odair prequel, she is now. You know. The character who was sex trafficked as a child by the president?

happy horse year~ 🎠🧧 #art #yearofthehorse2026 #cny #lny

Come on

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

four years ago, figure skating looked like a sport where the way to win was by driving literal children to the point of mental breakdown with Alysa Liu's win, it looks like a sport where the way to win is giving your talented skaters agency, the freedom to be themselves, and letting them find joy

the lyrics to this are *so* close to one of my fic’s biggest arcs that i actually want to sue mumford & sons right the fuck now. holy SHIT.

right. putting the new mumford & sons album on, lying back and fic plotting, because i have to get from 1993-2012 (19 years) in 100,000 words, having taken three times that to get from 1977-1993 (16 years). i r gud at pacing y’all

oh, erik dane. this one hits hard. you were such an integral part of grey’s anatomy, and a seriously underrated actor. damn you, 2026.

the effect that this will have on other women all over the world literally *cannot* be overstated.

just broke 300k on my fic. very weird to realise that i’m now on the final stretch, with only 1/4 left to write…

one of the most unflinchingly real descriptions of being a woman, honestly, and especially a professional woman in the modern workplace. the entire lyrics make me furious with envy but this couplet is just- damn. DAMN.

a billion years later and the “that is not the she he was asking for” scene in greys anatomy still hits SO. DAMN. HARD.

Mr. Mischief

especially japanese trains. i bought the lowest price monthly shinkansen pass and got to travel on some of the older ones - absolutely gorgeous. also, very interested in nuclear power plants. actually, any kind of power plant will do. but nuclear is peak excitement.

Andrew's completely broke which raises the possibility that a Norfolk duty solicitor is currently having the strangest day of his / her life.

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

this is why the whole “oh, suffering creates great art” thing is bullshit you know what’s conducive to art? a roof over your head and food on the table you know what isn’t? stressing out over where the fuck the rent money is going to come from