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Jason Scott
4 days ago
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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The Cathy Wilcox
6 days ago
Spiral. My @smh @theage cartoon.
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What will he do to enhance their on-field performance?
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6 days ago
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Ben Collins
7 days ago
Court can't go on like this. The Constitution as plainly as possible says people who were born here have an unequivocal right to citizenship. Four people whose ONLY job is to read the Constitution for the rest of their lives just tried to overturn it because they're tired of brown people. Pack it.
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The Shovel
9 days ago
Australians will pause at 11am tomorrow to observe a minute’s silence, in order to reflect on the hardships endured by rich men who sabotaged their careers on purpose in order to generate maximum media coverage and victimhood status.
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“It will be similar to an ANZAC day service, but instead of commemorating people who lost their lives defending their country, it will honour rich entertainment industry figures who have to pay a litt...
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/06/28/australians-minutes-silence-victims-of-white-middle-age-male-privilege/
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The Chaser
13 days ago
"When you combine how annoying these tours are with how insufferable Karl is, it will be unbearable."
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"Not everyone knows that Quantumb has a 'b' in it, so I dropped the 'b' and added a cryptography"
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14 days ago
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Eric Alper
15 days ago
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peter_donnelly
16 days ago
You have got to be fucking joking
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Katie Mack
16 days ago
Algae are prolific producers of oxygen (and consumers of carbon dioxide), en masse producing a huge proportion of the oxygen we breathe, which means that the greening of the Reflecting Pool might be the most pro-climate thing Trump has ever done.
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nordacious
18 days ago
3 decades 🤡 No laws passed. Consistently votes against pensioners, workers, veterans, stronger Medicare funding, votes against taxing the wealthy. Pauline Hanson talks like a battler and votes like a boss. Even then, the bludger only turns up for 53% of votes. F*ck off Pauline |
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Fiona Katauskas
20 days ago
Pauline cartoon from earlier this year in
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Greg Jericho
24 days ago
Hell yes,
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Bill Corbett
25 days ago
The prize for being the richest person in the world at the end of each calendar year should be 100% confiscation of all assets and living out the rest of your life in a dungeon. Good healthy reverse-incentive.
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Pup Fiction
25 days ago
New bestseller The Cusp Of a Deal Updated almost daily
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25 days ago
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Kat Abughazaleh
28 days ago
Jokes aside, as you’re reading this, think about how many bogus cases have been brought forward under this administration. Then ask yourself how many of them might have had this exact same behavior in the grand jury process. This is bigger than our case, and the administration knows that.
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Aaron Rupar
30 days ago
beyond parody -- literally moments after telling Jeffries "I think it's appropriate to ask Republicans about Republicans, and Democrats about Democrats," Jacqui Heinrich asks GOP Sen. Dave McCormick a leading question to get him bagging on Democrats and then she starts criticizing Democrats herself
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"markets adjust to these things" by putting up prices until demand matches supply.
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It is going to be a clusterfuck that none of the Melbourne fans are going to like. They are simply pissing the last 15 years down the drain and starting from scratch. They are hoping that being MCG-based will be enough to keep fans interested in the new Stars team.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06...
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Making sense of the latest BBL move that isn't 'a merger of the teams'
If the Renegades are sold to a private buyer as expected, what could it mean for Melbourne fans if the BBL team no longer looks like itself?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-03/cricket-victoria-bbl-sale-melbourne-stars-renegades-merger/106752872?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=other
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Greg Jericho
about 1 month ago
My daughter has Down Syndrome and the NDIS has been gutted, and you fully support the cuts. So, basically f*ck you and the entitled horse you rode in on
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Andrew Weissmann
about 1 month ago
BREAKING: Don't fall for what Blanche is suggesting - DOJ is NOT getting rid of the whole bogus slush fund deal; it's still giving Trump $1,776 billion AND still giving him (and family) a broad civil release of liability; all it is NOT doing is using the $1,776 to create a fund for J6ers and others.
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I was ambivalent about the announcement until I heard Sarah Henderson is upset about it. Now I'm in full support of the new role for Grace Tame.
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about 1 month ago
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Pup Fiction
about 1 month ago
BREAKING Australia to buy three second hand submarines from the United States under AUKUS shakeup
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Pup Fiction
about 1 month ago
If Dutton was Temu Trump then Angus Taylor is Dimmeys Dutton
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Nick Miller
about 1 month ago
great piece in The Age "When founders say, “I worked hard, didn’t pay myself a salary and poured the profits back into the business”, spare me. Yes, we all did that, not because we were saints, but at least in part because it helped us reduce tax."
www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...
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As a ‘founder’, I’ll pay Albanese’s tax. Spare me the whining, we’re not saints
When you hear about a tech start-up founders doing it hard, don’t waste your sympathy on them. They take risks but it’s not a magic word that justifies any level of tax concession.
https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/as-a-founder-i-ll-pay-albanese-s-tax-spare-me-the-whining-we-re-not-saints-20260525-p600d5.html
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Comfortably Numb
about 1 month ago
TRUMP: *Delirious stream of consciousnesses wall of text* NYT:
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
about 1 month ago
He's completely incompetent, even apart from being deranged.
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Ben Collins
about 1 month ago
If I told you ten years ago all of the Jeopardy winners, doctors, lawyers, stat-focused sports nerds, and premium shitposters escaped Twitter on a pirate ship to a website that was completely inhospitable to Nazis and phrenologists……. I don’t know, man, I’d be pretty excited.
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Jonathan Green
about 1 month ago
Speaking as a 40 year payg patsy … this entitled ‘how dare you tax my capital gains’ crew can drive on someone’s else’s roads. And use someone else’s hospitals. Etc. what a crock this debate is.
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You know this never happened because the story has people excessively calling him "Sir".
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about 2 months ago
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Jenny Difficult-Frecklington-Jones #IStandWithPalestine🍉🍉
about 2 months ago
"Israel just executed Ahmed Hariri in South Lebanon. "He was a paramedic. And a journalist. "Israel deliberately assassinated him in a double tap strike while he was rescuing the wounded. "They drop bombs on civilians. They wait. Then they drop bombs on the rescuers." — Sarah
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Norm Wilner
about 2 months ago
I must admit I'm enjoying his "I'm the best at not having dementia, nobody has less dementia than me" phase. Maybe we can trick him into ending the Iran war with a sudoku.
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"If Americans don't like kings, how come 'Burger King' is so popular? Huh? Explain that to me."
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about 2 months ago
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Sarah Longwell
about 2 months ago
Surprise! Donald Trump is lying so he can give your tax money to J6ers.
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Pup Fiction
about 2 months ago
Trump's level of blatant corruption surpassing Marcos and Mugabe, and yet most western governments and media not calling it out for what it is. Fuck you all
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Mueller, She Wrote
about 2 months ago
NEW: The judge has weighed in on the $1.7 slush fund. I promised an update when she did. Please share widely.
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Matt Golding
about 2 months ago
Post-budget scary flashlight face.
@theageaustralia.bsky.social
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The Cathy Wilcox
about 2 months ago
Pollster.
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Mark Hamill
about 2 months ago
You're entitled to your own opinion. You're NOT entitled to your own facts.
#BelieveTheScience
What he said 💯 👇 👇 👇
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Fiona Katauskas
about 2 months ago
ICYMI (and relevant to story and cartoon below)- my Saturday cartoon for
@australia.theguardian.com
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Pup Fiction
about 2 months ago
Conservative Birds
#auspol
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Tom Red
about 2 months ago
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nordacious
2 months ago
no gas company left behind ❤️
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emptywheel
2 months ago
Statue of limitations has not expired on this tweet.
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The Onion
2 months ago
“Yeah so we’re actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is supposed to know that, pretty cool, right?” said Patel, spilling his Don Julio as the bottle girl feigned interest in his long, rambling story.
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Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear
WASHINGTON—Smiling vacantly while the FBI director rattled off classified information over thumping EDM music, local bottle girl Tanya Page reportedly nodded along early Friday morning as Kash Patel s...
https://theonion.com/bottle-girl-nods-as-kash-patel-screams-state-secrets-in-ear/
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The US media have become numb to the infestation of Trump family members involved in every aspect of government and Defence division making.
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2 months ago
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
3 months ago
just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down
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Normal Island News
3 months ago
Israel bombed an ambulance in Lebanon, and then bombed paramedics that came to the rescue, and then bombed more paramedics that came to the rescue again. What do you mean, you don't support triple taps? Are you some kind of antisemite?
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