Non-guilty people need this for themselves all the time.

Financial Experts Recommend Putting Tax Return Toward Dream Sandwich https://bit.ly/4dycQ3t

Before Trump got on the plane to China he said "I don't think about Americans' financial situation." Then he boarded a plane with CEO billionaires to help them get business through China. Can it be anymore clear? And fucking Eric the barnacle is on the plane too!

I’ve seen some stupid sentences in my time but this may just take the cake.

More like bring me the Verizon

ICE agents are walking around with a list of 20 million people to detain in their pockets because of this Palantir database: www.404media.co/ice-agents-h...

"If she has her own house, what will she need me for?" I don't know, dude, maybe be cool and fun to be around and be happy for her success instead being whiny little sad-ass troll about it? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Q: Why has the cost of the ballroom doubled? Trump: I doubled the size of it, you dumb person

Sounds like something an AI would say.

My favorite part is trying to figure who gave my data to for the breached to have it.

Wrong with both parties. And for those of you might say “wellbut Dems had solutions but those pesky Republicans kept getting in the way” those aren’t solutions. That is a foreseeable roadblock and if you can’t dodge and weave that you don’t have a solution.

I think the only lesson they learned is they COULD let more people die.

As someone who just reposted this article I thought I’d repost this explanation of the article.

I think the moon is made of cheese

I suspect that before long they’re gonna need to have TERMINATOR 2 style robot gun turrets at these places

This is what happens when we don’t all put in the work. Enough people thought it was “a problem for them and not for me” and now it’s going to affect us all. 150 years of blood and sweat undone while we were asleep.

do any religious texts mention golden idols anywhere

It jumped +$0.53 from Wed to Thurs at my local “usually cheapest option”.

So in other words he’s running this country like a CEO would.

Gas jumped from $6.12 yesterday to $6.75 today. Fucking dipshit.

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

The funniest part of this is Harris telling the reporter on scene "Great job getting [Lucas for comment] right as this was going on!" because the FBI fucking coordinated with Fox News and they were on scene before Lucas had even arrived at work. Absolute third world clown shit.

WANT TO KNOW what really happened at Prairieland Detention Center last July 4th? The evidence in the Prairieland case has FINALLY been made public, so now you can see for yourself. And BIG SURPRISE - it's NOT what you heard from the government or on the news.

$38 billion could fund: — A year of free healthcare for 4.7M Americans — A year of free school lunches for 45M American kids — Affordable housing for 4.7M Americans — A nearly $12,000 raise for every public school teacher

When Trump continues to show that he has no intention of leaving office despite the constraints of the Constitution, take this very seriously, especially given that the Supreme Court isn’t just enabling, but actively empowering Republicans (including Trump) to decimate our democracy.

he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping

Every iteration of epcot has been utter shit

Well now there’s definitely human shit in there.

No Canadians allowed.

After the Supreme Court struck down school integration in Brown v. Board, guess what happened in the schools? Sure, since then, the country has changed for the better. But has it changed enough that laws to protect minority representation aren’t needed? We’re about to find out. trib.al/PWJbDdg

The U.S. war with Iran hit the 60-day mark today (Friday, May 1) a legally significant threshold set by the 1973 War Powers Resolution. The Trump administration formally notified Congress of its military campaign on March 2, triggering the clock that expires today. Under the law, the president is

Congratulations, the low bar has been met.

There's a new flag-bearing statue in London and street artist Banksy confirmed he was behind it. https://cnn.it/498hK5D

With the awful Supreme Court decision yesterday further gutting voting rights, we're about to see more craven gerrymandering. Its absurd and enough. The only way to keep voters in control is to move to proportional representation and end gerrymandering for good. protectdemocracy.org/work/proport...

Hegseth has no response to Gillibrand's question about why he cut the Pentagon division that's supposed to help the US military avoid targeting civilians

Less voting rights, more big brother surveillance. Cool.

people fucking died for the voting rights act. to wave it away with a magic wand is just so grotesque

And as a close second abolishing the electoral college.

Intelligence is a bit of a stretch.

I’m sure Larry Ellison owning the TikTok algorithm has nothing to do with this.

Lmao nobody gaf about these attempts on his life

On the morning of April 25, a U.S. citizen was detained and then released, along with two others whose legal status are unknown, by U.S. Customs and Immigration Enforcement, Enforcement and Removal Operations masked agents. The full story: lataco.com/exclusive-us... By @chularadio.bsky.social

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

Taken at face value, a 1984 torch is not that special. It's the gall to hand over this symbol of teamwork as he makes it impossible to shoulder the tremendous sacrifices LA is making for "America's Games." But more importantly: WE DON'T GIVE PRESENTS TO FASCISTS WHO ARE ACTIVELY INVADING OUR CITY

We still doing this, huh?

TV Announcer voice: She’s a raging cunt and spectacular failure of a human being, he’s the head of the Coast Guard. And they’re sharing a home…mainly because she sucks. They’re the Odd Couple! This fall on Fox.

*Sigh* Oookay. "When Infowars finally goes dark, the machinery of lies that Jones built will become a force for social good, thanks to the families' courage and The Onion's vision, persistence and stewardship." 🙃🤣🤣🤣