would be kinda funny if trump violated the olympic truce and got the us banned from la 2028

whenever anyone mentions food in a skeet I immediately do the Homer Simpson “mmmm, [food]” thing in my head

Woke 2 cultural victory

fun that france decided to honor their national hero "the michelin man" w/ their olympic uniforms this year

happy whiskey friday with tony dokoupil to all those who celebrate!

chat is it good if your "currency" drops 14% in a day

who could possibly have foreseen this

sorry we cant moderate good we have to spend all our time manually labeling rude skeets

okay it's a solid lead-off single, let's see if they can convert www.politico.com/live-updates...

ah yes the fbi, an agency famously untarnished by improper use of force

hasn't paul dano suffered enough

Temba? His arms wide.

what if a politician was good at their job

fact checked true

it's genuinely insane that they can speak plainly about inflation but not murder

man i fucking hate boston

How are boomer dems not deeply embarrassed that bill fucking kristol is doing better on this than they are

so cool that the democrats cant get it together to even *try* disbanding the brownshirts and brining them to justice

not, of course, that it will do a damn thing but probably time for the UN special rapporteur on extrajudicial killings to say something about all this

at this point the funniest possible way It could happen is en route back from Davos and they have to turn around again and land at like Ramstein or something

Dutch person tries not being insanely blunt one (1) time and immediately risks global nuclear war

going to sleep now but if it happens then I’d like to say “more like air force done”

ya know it would sort of be nice to get some independent reporting about whether the president of the united states is alive or dead

Pool report timed 11:53pm: “Pool didn’t see POTUS board replacement AF1, which is the smaller aircraft (757). Sending now as cell coverage poor inside this plane. We will be wheels up for Zurich at some point soon.”

Some of y’all trying to live here

is The Tempest a Star Trek episode

meanwhile the cbc is doing a voxpop at a Dwayne Gretzky concert (the "legendary canadian cover band") lol

very straightforwardly nazi shit

fyi

ICE COLD FACT: pineapple fried rice is very yummy

with winds up to 40mph and temperatures dropping into the single digits tonight we're activating our balm and salve watch

folks, i simply love this man

nathan fielder] so if people have a bad haircut they're more likely to wear a hat, right? [local milliner] yeah,, i guess that's true [voiceover] the plan: get local barbers to “screw up" haircuts in order to boost sluggish hat sales

rudy giuliani just showed up in this episode of law and order lol

make your warios into your party bros at the festival of success

I can’t believe they really did the black highlight redaction thing. Just incredible stuff

hate it when there's trouble in river city

robocop is basically that episode of lower decks where boimler goes to ferenginar

my landlord gave me a $50 uber gift card for christmas, a holiday he knows neither of us celebrate. top 10 bizarre interaction of all time

why dont they just make the whole lego set out of the brick separator

this is because gaming pcs are so cheap now right

i had a whole thing about this but really my thoughts boil down to: fuck, man

gnu icecat: well well well, not so easy to find a browser that doesn't suck shit

me when my stomach hurts: my stomach hurts

getting some real Semiotics off this thing

guy who got rich from making a worse version of hot or not wasted billions thought he could turn the VirtualBoy into a holodeck capitalism is so cool man

Jonathan Frakes' Master and Commander 2

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