guy who pronounces kubernetes like socrates

would you believe a middle aged white guy from boston was racist ??

I will say the only I have ever done right in my life is giving up on the legal profession many years ago

so we've officially reached the disappearing people stage i guess

new years, which happens in the 7th month of the year, ...

new iOS is genuinely 2007 KDE. like literally reminds me of when I used to run kubuntu on my pentium 4 thinkpad

i s2g if i have to support jimmy fallon

damn steely dan really doesn't hit the same when ur no longer clinically depressed

underrated bit in the beginning of north by northwest is the implication that cary grant's life as an nyc ad exec has provided him with an essentially superhuman alcohol tolerance

Surely this rich socialite from 1980s New York City is simply taking a principled stand against drugs

drinking about 4 liters of coffee a day - undiagnosed adhd or just being in your thirties?

man it's so cool that we get to do kreliminology in the us now

RFK jr getting the highest Kennedy body count really is a dark horse come from behind cindarella story type of thing

Billionaires spending tens of millions of dollars to stop the busses from being free makes me want to [redacted]

if you think mayo is gross just wait until you hear about oorlog sauce

listening to a song and expecting the intro to end and a minute or so in you belatedly realize the whole song's just going to be like that

holodecks constantly fucking up but starfleet insisting on continuing to use them is so much more believable in the age of llms

Pretty wild that we get to see people reinventing ancient rites of divination with the magic computer box in real time

if only we had a cop mayor this tragedy wou---[taps ear piece]---ah well nevertheless,

lol, lmao

I was on the office dodgeball team when I worked in biglaw and we won our league championship and the firm included it in their monthly client newsletter along with like recent sec enforcement actions

woah that's crazy right wing freaks are being racist shitheads?

i cant believe they made me take con law and fed courts like they were real classes

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- the American experiment is an unambiguous failure. Checks and balances do not work, because the founders were too stupid to foresee political parties. Abolish fundamentally undemocratic institutions like scotus and the senate, and just have a parliament

they're so fucking mad it rules lmao

bing bong

they just said on *msnbc* that we didnt know if sadam hussein was working on a nuclear weapon! yes we did! it was extremely clear he was not! they sent in the god damn un inspectors! the war mongers were very obviously lying! jesus fucking christ! i am going to screm

msnbc having bush's pres sec as their primary anchor on air rn is just 👌

if the star trek industrial complex had any guts they'd do a columbo inspired police procedural with odo leaving the great link to go back to solving murders at the edge of federation space

colonial violence returning to MY metropole? it's more likely than you think!

scooby doo rightly identifies the true spectre haunting our communities - the local business tyrant

do you think the mariners ever won a world series in the ds9 continuity

any other millennials given incredibly specific instructions on how to treat a nosebleed growing up? i feel like that cultural knowledge was probably cocaine-related in retrospect? lol

the mortifying ordeal of being known / the rewards of little freebies from your favorite take-out place

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful giant glass penis, and you may ask yourself, well, how did that get here

it’s so fucking funny every time speed camera guys whine about getting a ticket, get told “go the speed limit asshole,” and then try to post through it for like ten hours

“This platform should be destroyed by dogshit opinions rather than declining user growth” is not so much a Hard Truth as it is a stupid assumption

i was rooting for edmonton but then they started singing sweet caroline which is unforgivably boston behavior

that's a bing bong

My “this isn’t the hunger games for immigrants” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

easily the worst sender/subject combo ever

bing bong

I am at the old world dying. I am at the new world struggling to be born. I am at the combination old world dying / new world struggling to be born. Someone must have done that one already right

really kind of insane to see republicans negatively polarize themselves against the concept of "medicine"

god i love when boston loses

my "i'm not a nazi" t shirt etc

pundit on cnbc w/ last name "talkington" rn lol

Disparate impact is what stops employers from making up bullshit job “requirements” to discriminate in their hiring practices. This is an objectively pro-segregation action. Democrats will of course not do a damn thing about this. Yet again we’re trapped between the evil and the useless.

Hey man just circling back on this one