could it be

big fan of these 《pointy brackets》the chinese have going on

WE WON! After 42 days of striking we have a tentative agreement in hand that protects our existing 4 day work week, establishes a minimum salary, and adds protections against AI replacing jobs at our workplace!

Both parties and the media are getting their instructions from the same informal conspiracy walled garden party of rich elites playing monopoly with our lives for their profit and pleasure. The billionaires are the true enemy, and the media will be their foot soldiers here.

the death note doesnt work and light doesnt realise hes actually just predicting rhe future

I’d bet good money he considers the cotton gin a “net-positive” for society

spoiler for #pluribus but it won't make any sense probably when _____ was trying to open the door with the ____ i got the exact feeling i feel throwing a punch in a nightmare

the aliens are doing WHAT to peace?!

how are there people that can just decide to go to sleep at night

Our friends Wings and Aji up in northern New Mexico need some help distributing grocery gift cards for people in their area who lost SNAP. I'm sending $50. I'm going to make and post a fruit or vegetable drawing of choice for the first 10 people who match my donation.

they should invent a bedsheet that you can put on a bed

My adorable cats would never abide costumes. Can someone photoshop costumes onto my cats?

i hate apps and websites

wtf is up with that dashwallkick guy

Guillermo Bin Toro

so just out of curiosity, does anyone know what the fuck happened to Inkblot.art? i was not active there, it was on my post-carpal-tunnel-recovery to-do list, but now it's just a substack and the app is gone and there is no info i can find anywhere about what might have happened lmao

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the youtube like button cries blood on funny videos

lebron must be freaking out about rhese protests

slimy bob dylan be like tangled up in goo

you have been visited by the orb of moral responsibility. repost to relieve your anguish

My theory with this one is they got their hooks in when he did the deepfake voices for Furiosa and then did tech influencer elder abuse to him. RIP to another one.

🗣️📣LISTEN UP TANKIES, would YOU🫵 be upset if entire neighborhoods filled with children got burned to the ground?? 😱🔥👶🔥 ok now change 'neighborhoods' to 'data centers' & 'children' to 'GPUs' 💡😎 🚨do YOU🫵 still care or r u anti-ai antifa bigot?? 🤔that's what i thot 🙄so much 4 teh tolerant woke left 🎯🤖

wild that the libs on here are demanding we support him when it's so early in the game and all the primary candidates haven't even announced. it's almost like every interaction they have with us is a purity test, even though that's what they accuse us of. funny how that works

Describe encounter with a squirrel

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

🥺 Bluesky can you help a trans girl out?

I went to a build a bear here in NJ for Dante’s 4th birthday and when we did the birth certificate part, they had me type it out myself on a little kiosk thing. So idk find a better lie

hey watch this *all the blood in my body comes out of my ass at once. I'm dead before i hit the floor.

“I would like to formally acknowledge receipt of this notification of my continued platforming of a legal liability” dude. DUUUUDE.

if austin powers was the main character of mgs3 instead of naked snake, the important object would still be called the shagohod

One Battle After Another is about many things but it’s mainly about getting pussy so good it ruins your life

Cyberpunk future but MBAs believe themselves to be superior to engineers and scientists, resulting in none of the technology working.

Frank Grillo is a perfect name for who he is

just found out tylenol and paracetamol are the same thing. lmao

im still with clod

if I catch you wearing smart glasses near me I'm smacking that shit off your face so quick

If there was a crime named suicide by Erin Fogg where u call me on the phone when you want to die and there's a damn good chance that I would come kill you, I probably wouldn't get 60-80% of every localities' entire budget every year plus annual increases actually, to hire more Erins Fogg

ok first of all, i do not "lack object permanence." it's called "Buddhism for remembering stuff." second (you walk behind a large tree) where did you

begging liberals to read history 😭

are capybaras actually chill like that or do they freeze near danger

this is like the rise of nazi germany except everyone besides hitler is hindenberg

a lot of women called Mimi 🖤 on this app

piss

computer show me white mr popo

80% of voters: NO! 5% of voters: we have a gun 100% of politicians: Oh okay yes 🫡 80% of consumers: NO! 5% of consumers: 🔫 100% of companies: Yes 🤑 80% of social media posters: NO! 5% of op farm bots: *report account* 100% of social media companies: Posting no gets u banned now 😊

just realised i never set a username. idk what to make jt