Taking a photo doing the "hang loose" hand thing with an underwater disposable camera and the remains of the USS Arizona in the background

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

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If someone wrote this paragraph about me, I would simply walk into the sea.

Boromir: one does not simply walk into Mordor Me: who said anything about walking?

(cue somber acoustic-guitar version of "Strokin'"...)

the *real* war of ideas is happening in the comments section of the dominos pizza tracker app and all of us here on bluesky are ceding the informational battlespace

Move over Myers-Briggs, there's a new sheriff in town.

Nick Gonzales' performance is not sustainable. His batted ball data is weak and his BABIP is almost .400. But right now, he is producing, and fans can and should enjoy this hot streak for as long as it runs.

Tonight’s Grand Adventure…

You see, you use the Drake meme if the choice is something shitty or amoral; you use Geordi if the choice is something good or wholesome.

IMPORTANT SCIENCE BEING DONE

we got you a dog 🐾 meet natty 🐾

Slightly increase a band 12:01AM Oil

The part I liked best about the Hulk Hogan documentary on Netflix is that his death threw a wrench into the obvious plan to sanitize his past so he and the WWE could monetize him going forward.

We’ve destroyed the economy so badly we’re lowering the bar for ourselves as to what a great economy is

La République, Honoré Daumier, 1848

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Gym and groceries done by 11; Lazybutt Sunday officially a GO!

This isn’t meant as judgmental; just curiosity: who’s knocking down a rotisserie chicken at 9am?

Sometimes I’m a little odd, even by my own standards. Example: conversations with Costco purchases: “Hello bagels, I’m going to buy you and take you to work. And when we get there, you’ll say ‘Bagel Dad, thanks for inviting us’.” Yes, the bagels are my adoptive children in this scenario. 🤷‍♂️

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

While you can’t afford a trip for your family this summer, you just paid for Sean Duffy’s 7-month road trip at $4.55 per gallon of gas.

Discourse about finding "the Rogan of the Left" or "the liberal answer to Fox News" rarely accounts for the reality that the entire conservative media universe is the enormously unprofitable vanity project of a few rich sociopaths. It "succeeds" because they don't care how much it costs.

If we can get Malkin for 1yr/$5m… yes, do that. OK with Acciari coming back if the money is reasonable. Decent bottom-six toolbox. Mantha? I just think SOMEONE’s gonna throw stupid money at him “because 30-goal-scorer” and we don’t want to be chasing one good season.

Between the NFL Draft, my kids' birthdays, friends coming to town for a weekend... my gym and/or calorie intake has been hit-and-miss for the last month or so. But I managed to hit my numbers every day this week, so... back on the righ track.

Show of hands, who wants to go colonize Mars where your very survival would depend on this guy's tech?

The Bezos Post is essentially becoming Jeff Bezos’ personal blog to whine about people who criticize the idle rich like him. A hit dog will holler. Imagine arguing that hoarding billions of dollars is the peak of “human potential” with a straight face.

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Well that’s… like… bad.

Fox’s coverage of today’s meeting between Brazil’s President Lula da Silva and President Donald Trump just consisted of them literally promising viewers that Trump was set to speak “at any moment,” and then eventually concluding their coverage with a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And by the way, John Roberts, Trump approaching you at a State of the Union speech to shake your hand and say, "Thank you, I won't forget it" doesn't really scream "unpolitical" to anyone who has eyes.

The woke left is raising a generation of snowflakes so fragile that they will never stop running to mommy for help. by Elon Musk

Opinion | You cannot trust Democratic politicians. They aren’t who they claim to be. by John Barron and Maye Musk

-They say this swan is a bad mother- -Shut your beak

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Shit. $12 (maybe) wasted because I accidentally still had the license plate of my old car in the ParkMobile app. On the phone trying to run the customer service gauntlet to get a refund, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.

One day after news broke that Republicans want to spend at least $1 billion taxpayer dollars for a ballroom Trump said would be privately funded and cost one-fifth that amount, Trump claims it will cost "something less than 400 Million Dollars." The math ain't mathing.

Quick gaming recommendation: Ball x Pit. It's as if Space Invaders and Hades had a baby. Fantasy skinned roguelite with a little base-building on the side. Got that addictive "one more turn" feedback loop, the satisfying rush of getting your build JUST right and mowing through a board of enemies.

We used to be a proper country. (Borrowed from @drewmagary.bsky.social's Funbag, just so I'm acting like AI and stealing shit without attribution)

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

Yeah, nothing says “game-changing innovation” like software they have to sneak onto your computer when you’re not looking.

EZRA KLEIN: What I find admirable about this sieg-Heiling freak who is personally responsible for the deaths of countless thousands of people and the gratuitous loss of hundreds of thousands of government jobs, who cheats at videogames and ruined Twitter, is that he pretends to want to go to Mars

First World Problems #329: on my BACKUP pair of reading glasses (non-prescription, don't fit quite as well) today because I accidentally left my mains at home.

Dear Social Media algorithims: I was not the target audience for Met Gala content even BEFORE Jeff Bezos bought his way in to make his girlfriend feel like an Important Celebrity.

Good: expect a slow work week because it’s the week between terms (other than breaking down a computer lab that’s being repurposed) Better: Greek Food Festival is ALSO this week.

Well, F1 is back… but not for the dumbass who tuned in at 4pm for a 1pm race. Oops.

Troy Polamalu didn't even let the QB hand the ball off 😂