John Buford when he sees Harry Heth coming down the Chambersburg Pike

BREAKING: Raptors Send Dick, Picks to Clippers for Kawhi

Sweden trying to stop France

Performance review done, board is green. No reason to think it would be otherwise, but the process always induces an itch of nervousness ever since I was a downsizing victim back in 09.

if you don’t think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life.

That's right.

3 of the Supreme Court justices are desperately trying to preserve liberal democracy, 4 of the justices are marching in lockstep with Trump toward a fascist reality, and 2 just sort of throw up their hands and occasionally say "are we the baddies?"

Birthright citizenship survives, though it being 6-3 instead of 9-0 is still some bullshit. But hey... it's something, I guess.

Not to get out the big yellow highlighter, but...

congrats america, some faceless government official will now be inspecting your childs genitals if they want to play sports with their friends

Not looking forward to today's Supreme Court fuckery. Feel like birthright citizenship will survive for now, but perhaps with some bread crumbs about how to get around it in some other way. Trans kids playing sports are almost certainly toast.

We are ruled by the Council of Nine. They rule for life & are completely unaccountable. Their agent, the president, is empowered to enact their will but will be placed on a short leash when he displeases them. Congress can raise and appropriate funds the president can use or not to his liking.

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

Communism is bad, but also, the federal government should be able to tell companies what to charge for gas.

TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...

i do think there probably is a correlation to where we are now to the fact that a large majority of high school social studies classes in america are taught by assistant high school football coaches

Fun little moment at work when I got a ticket to add a new employee to the staff email list and it’s my niece.

Ahem 🧐

Elon pitching Grok to investors

The three branches of the United States government, as delineated in the Constitution, are the God Emperor, The High Council of the Six Ayatollahs, and the Federal Reserve

BURRITO BUDDIES RIDE AGAIN! (Daughter was passing through Oakland at what could charitably be considered lunchtime, so...) Is it possible it was a mercenary act to get a free burrito out of me? Only if I've raised her properly.

The TL;DR, as always, is this: SCOTUS will allow Donald Trump to wreck separation of powers and the rule of law, but they draw the line at wrecking capitalism.

Doing It All For My Bibi When Epstein duets had him walking on a thin line, our American psycho president thought the power of love for a new war could take him back to the future. But with his Bibi bromance running hot and cold, I wonder if this is it. by Maureen Dowd

I know the list is endless but I genuinely think trashing the legitimate congressionally chartered org for celebrating the 250th to instead hijack our national assets and taxpayer funds for his personality cult grifter crap should, in and of itself, be fully sufficient to merit removal from office.

This week's got everything: Friday off for a national holiday, a performance appraisal, World Cup elimination matches, the furries coming to town...

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

Awww I just noticed the Algerian fans behind the goal have a big THANK YOU LAWRENCE banner because the people of Lawrence Kansas decided to ride so hard for them

you too can have a giant soy sauce fish

This team might be fun if the bullpen weren’t absolute dogshit.

That Valdez shot didn’t seem that impressive off the bat, but it just kept carrying.

Tarps off, unbothered by a little rain.

Suckers to the side, I know you hate his 98!

‘The Bear’ Ends With Continuous 45-Minute Shot Of Carmy Screaming While Stirring Tomato Sauce https://theonion.com/the-bear-ends-with-continuous-45-minute-shot-of-carmy-screaming-while-stirring-tomato-sauce/

Roses are red Violets are heaven

HAHNDS!

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Nearly 400 local newspapers sue OpenAI, Microsoft over alleged copyright theft.

Wellllllll….

Weather is still a moving target, but we may just get some ball in.

There was a clip earlier this year of a reporter asking him whether he was going to bring back the tradition of NYC mayors jumping into the pool to open the summer season and before he even answered you could see his eyes light up like “yes i will 1000 percent be doing that”

Hulk Hogan: we’re climbing up the cracks of Mount Doom and Sam keeps trying to give up, he keeps saying keep the ring, and I tell him “Brother those elves are counting on us”, this is all happening after I killed Shelob spawn of Ungoliant, and it’s at that moment that Gollum decides to shoot on me

New ‘Jackass’ Trailer Shows Aging Johnny Knoxville Trying To Climb Staircase Without Handrail

Mom Says We Have Sedins At Home

Even if the rules say he was correct, George Russell is such an unlikable weasel. If he were a football player, he’d be that dude constantly flopping and whining to the refs.

Finished up “The Bear”. Mostly satisfying, with a twinge of sadness when there were other-side-of-a-phone-call interactions with Rob Reiner’s character that should have been in-person scenes.

Weather not looking great for the Buccos today. Looks like the rain will taper off through the morning, but then come back right around/after first pitch.

SHOTS FIRED