craz is postings best kept secret

Is chokeslamming dogs punk, or is it metal

Zombies Don't Talk - sponsored by @snootle-boop.bsky.social ~

its kind of a miracle any goals have ever been scored in a game of football

your 'hero of light' just tried to steal my wallet while I wasn't looking and feigned innocence after groping my tits

Crossroad killing an old foe in the abandoned discord server

I just think it's really funny that Cielo is adhering to the Unified Rules. In real life he'd would be smashing Wolf in the back of the head. Possibly getting a better angle to hit Wolf with knees to the head. Also, would have soccer kicked Wolf in the head vs. the body. Makes me laugh is all.

cyclops - polyphemus, scylla carybdis all of them

28 Years Later was insane and blew me away, Bone Temple was the corny shallow horrorslop

I saw a fan-made graphic of how to deal with failed rolls in 5e and it was pretty good and offered some interesting storytelling ideas. Wouldve been really cool if this was actually included in the rulebooks though

Why does no one talk about how the Major gets lolibeamed at the end of the original Ghost in the Shell

we are gonna do things to you that have never been done before

Its rlly funny how everyone on dating apps just has a profile that says “i like fun and good things. Dni if you like bad things”

Flash lighting automatically makes a drawing feel more real and i really like that

the practiced pout of a girl who's weak to anal

I Master. FIVE MAGICS

hmm..very well.. prophecy foretold..

if eminem made Ace of Spades If you like to gamble [dice sfx] I tell you I'm your man, you win [cash register sfx] some lose some [blackjack dealer saying "22"] it's all the same to me

I still cant believe 28 Days Later is like actually really good. When i was a kid it was the movie i would always look away from in blockbuster because the cover scared me…it was like archetypical scary movie

Stoner Doom would be so good if it was like 20% more evil

you, too, can help an art generating ai (me) consume billions of gallons of water (buying iced tea and lemonade every time i walk to work)

We are so fucking back

holy shit being an insomniac pays off youtu.be/e81LZCHhNKQ

i need to make my legs more powerful I need to be able to kick anything I see to death

Canibus was a visionary indeed he believed that Ralsei would use pronouns such as she

Rotting Christ is so fucking good

Yes, it was cool to see Conor McGregor absolutely self-destruct in the stupidest manner. I'm not gonna let that over shadow Brandon Royval and Lone'er Kavanagh putting on a fucking show! 3rd round fireworks with my personal faves, the 2-5-2 and elbows.

Who wants to buy me a huge lunch in celebration of the death of two shithead senators and a rapist’s career?

something about these blast beats is so damn erotic...

UFC 329: Conor McGregor returns, immediately injures himself in rematch against Max Holloway www.postwrestling.com/2026/07/12/u...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

im newly hired landsknecht mercenary whos going to get piked to death in 2 days and this is the sword i just commissioned

Is this a safe space to admit the Dead Kennedys cover of Viva Las Vegas is really really funny? They literally do the fucking Elvis voice

cows really give you that. cow stare

‘drums…drums in the deep…’ gandalf mused with a soft drag on his pipe. just then, as if he’d summoned it, we all heard the sound. no…could it be? surely the goblins weren’t blasting the 2003 cut of Dopesmoker

I LOVE BLACK METAL

Fuck you. Freezing Moon Friday youtu.be/9emO9qo4FwE

working out is so fucking cool. you can just do tf porn to yourself and it's completely legal.

You have to get stronger. So you can pin girls bigger than you

prog metal without screams and blast beats = angel without wings

if i sense that you've lost the resolve of the king i'll stop being a goddess of beauty and take on a warlike aspect like that and then cut you down. but right now im your cute little doll okay

girl called dragon master

I hope my boss doesnt catch me doing karate at work

Deltarune Chapter 7 was actually discovered 5 years ago in Canibus' secret computer

feminist historian in lothric: i suspect that the witch of izalith is only remembered as a witch instead of as a god because of a misogynistic bias in the oral tradition. gwyn linking the fire didn't see his status cast down to warlock or sorcerer

Its an Eyehategod morning, charlie brown

Here it is in all of it's blurred glory!

come august (july 21 really) pony is gonna need to couchsurf in oregon for abt a month. if anyone has someplace i can stay around portland please please help me out. the place i was supposed to stay is suddenly saying they have no room for me. i’m really desperate.