hiiiiiii drumming up business again. dm me for art :3

Before they invented Coca-Cola you could be forced to buy someone just about anything if they jinxed you

My ghost therapist says I should be better at finding where his skull has been hidden behind the wainscoting. And I realized, my parents literally never modeled behaviors like that for me

#umineko #うみねこFA

ange ushiromiya #umineko #digitalart

the ball is not the protagonist of pinball. you are not the protagonist of pinball. the hole is the protagonist. you are the villain. she is starving

working onnnnn a neocities guestbook page for ppl to leave yuri recs. >:3

DYING

glec #kemono #kemonoart

there should be a button where if enough of your mutuals press it you have to stop posting and go to bed

redraw of a #diakko piece i did in 2017. #littlewitchacademia

golshi 🐎🐎🐎

needy #needystreameroverload #needygirloverdose

me and whomst

Shark girl for @balefirephoenix.bsky.social ✨🌊 #myart #furryart

It's rumored that the next James Bond will be an enchanted pumpkin that can speak, sing, and even dance

Awwwww rats. Well i tried my best! haha!

Adjusting #PokemonLegendsZA #PLZA #Jacinthe #Lebanne #art

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

This is actually the original definition of emotional labor, as defined by Arlie Hochschild, the sociologist who coined the term. It refers to the labor of performing emotions in order to do your job. It is not enough to just do your job, you have to put on a performance

every park is a theme park, when looking for cool rocks is the theme

I want to eat. The onigiri. Flavored like the PC Engine CD version of "Loom" by LucasArts

LETS GOOOOOOO

The shot in the arm that the ageing Game Boy needed as the late 90s dawned: Pokémon! Nintendo Power added fuel to the hype machine as it makes its way outside Japan in its May 1998 issue.

The resident in my dreams yesterday

more interior art for my upcoming mech game!

Hello Ms. Hiring manager..I am thrilled to apply for your PhD program. Ever since becoming a Harvard research scientist at age 9, all while acting, modeling, singing, dancing, professional DJing, and working as a celebrity chef, each experience has helped shape the woman I am today for this role

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

me to others: it's hard right now. be gentle with yourself me to me: wtf is wrong with you

wow bro, accidentally asking two girls to the same dance is a real bonehead move, but i THINK i might be able to help you out. y'know how my dad works at that place outside town, where everyone says they do cloning experiments? well actually, it's a special hotel for people avoiding awkward dates

🎶 Old Macdonald killed my dad 🎵 NOW TO MAKE HIM PAY

Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan

oh nooo all the people who won't stop talking about how much they hate living there might leave the people who enjoy the city alone for the first time in years, oh nooooooo

I love the idea of people threatening to leave new york city. Oh my god, are you saying there's gonna be seven million people there instead of eight??? Well we might as well burn it all the fuck down

Anyway, happy birthday Teto the Twin-striped Skink

オオニューラの幻覚

Every time you say "actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist" you're just replicating his damnable act of disavowal and abandonment that drove his creation to murder but okay

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

Happy Halloween from the Crossroads!🎃 May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. 🌒🌕🌘

Shark Tank pitch: I was the first person in my family to go to college. my idea is an app that lets homeowners set up tollbooths for the sidewalk in front of their house Dragon's Den pitch: I sell drop-shipped necklaces that say "adulting like a boss" and "your. dreams. FUCKING. matter,"

and that's a wrap for my first completed drawtober challenge ever! I'm happy with the outcome, I had fun and that's what matters. thank you everyone! :)

Trick or Treat with Alice 🎃👻 ✨ #HeartnoKuninoAlice #otome #art #ハートの国のアリス #HnknA

unbelievable that "cis men can get breast cancer" would be treated as an unrealistic impossibility or punchline and not a matter of life or death for people, all because this society forces you to be "a fixed binary sex" before you are a person

Queen doodl #queendeltarune #deltarune