absolute favorite color lately

I want to work out tonight SO badly but it's the middle of a heatwave and it's really hot and humid and the gym isn't air-conditioned and I'll get incredibly sweaty and flushed and I haven't even shaved my pits recently and- hey can you please look me in the eyes

curse you shmoozieee

i think i am maybe getting somewhere. let me know

i hate that hdg kinda sucks bc i’ve always had a thing for plant women. especially ladies with vines

*sigh* you are not an “egg” you are an elegant young lady. now please come over here and let mommy do your injection.

something badly wrong with my brain

i’m so glad i’m not hugh jack an

i’m just gonna close my eyes and eat this sleeve of oreos and use my imagination

i’m crossfaded as hell and also cant breathe from my nose

why cant i just listen to bad music and play with sniper rifles all day

sucks so badly that i wanted to get into musical theater and didn’t because i knew i’d never get cast in roles my voice is actually suited to on account of not really looking like the Javert or Orin types. the cutie contra alto would like more all women productions or less gender based typecasting

and speaking of yellow things. lisa simpson has not done a damn thing wrong in her life

bump. things are really stressful rn and the lack of any money coming in is really getting to everyone. would appreciate more shares a lot ty

the minions look like they text while they drive

“playing posts” on tumblr is poisoning ppls idea of friendships it’s kind of crazy

my gnostic girlfriend always saying some shit like "you're listening to the archons. youre fucked"

u need to try saying it in ur best obama voice

ok so have u tried saying it in an obama voice

come august (july 21 really) pony is gonna need to couchsurf in oregon for abt a month. if anyone has someplace i can stay around portland please please help me out. the place i was supposed to stay is suddenly saying they have no room for me. i’m really desperate.

id love to stop “mom kidnapped me and payed mormons to torture me” posting if there was literally anything else my mind would let me think about for more than five minutes

wish i could go back in time and tell 15 year old me to jump on my mother and claw her eyes out instead of getting in the car with her that one day

i kind of hate when i’m someones type bc it’s like ok are u into me as a person or do i just check enough boxes but i hate when i’m not someones type bc it’s like ok r u rlly into me or r u humoring me bc i get u off rlly good

every time i check twitler i see an interaction like this

locked in the bolt

sexual arousal isn’t real

mmmy hair is black againnnnnn

they call me little miss minute to win it on account of . well

at least the cognitive dissonance is amusing to an extent

things that are ok for me to do: hurt people, fantasize about hurting people, kill people, insult people, stalk people, break people’s hands things that are not ok for me to do: fantasize about a dear lover doing things to me that i enjoy

“queerphobe” is one of the dumbest fucking words up there with “neurodivergent”

if i fantasize sexually about someone else that’s really fucked up bc im essentially comptopping them by presuming they’d ever want to dominate me basically it isn’t okay to be submissive especially when i do it

sex is not ethical

i don’t think i have “more hate in [my] body than anyone [you’ve] ever met” i think you say and do a lot of stupid shit that makes me act hateful

can you please take estrogen already

you do not have bpd

ppl who aren’t professional artists love to say things like “i’m so shocked that [professional artist] used ai!! don’t they know better?” about the industry that they work in? yeah. that’s why they’re using it dummy

i’m normal and i have a healthy relationship with myself and physical intimacy and desire and my mother never punished me for asking for anything when i was little

acting upon my submissive desires makes me a bad communist

i’m so out of my depth. all of my friends are so much smarter than me. i avg 3 secret definition searches per text conversation w some

i want to make you tea

hypnotic induction or lift form advice

everything will be fine bc that is the only option

🎣🎣

i keep following self described metal elitists in the hopes of learning something

never forget.

let’s all go die in the endless killing war

I've just manipulated you using dark psychology 😈

[armbar choking you from behind] no, YOU'RE turning into pomni