oh well no wonder the blue jays won (seems a little cheap but I guess it's still within the rules)

tigers/mariners should settle this with a tiebreaker bunt-off

Who’s going to be the last person to be in wwe id. It’d be funny if it was Jack cartwheel (who from what I can see has still been taking smaller Indy bookings this whole time) since he always seemed like the guy whose style would work the worst in wwe

I think he enjoyed being in a harness for the first time

Spirit doesn’t sell the exact costume but it does have other inflatable costumes so I imagine we might start seeing more penguins, chickens, and maybe shreks

The frogs have landed in Chicago!

In hindsight, probably should have re-thought my travel plans for this weekend once the shutdown started

Its player-manager time baybeeeer

Hon hon hon (incredible bit, let’s do this this every month)

Every single AI data center is a toxic investment, with most of its value tied up in GPUs that will be multiple generations behind by the time these things turn on - and then die in 3-5 years. All to build for AI demand that doesn't exist. edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...

It's notable the energy needs of the massive AI data center build out in America are being fulfilled by ideological confabulation (agnotologically-enforced fossil fuel and wishcasted nuclear build-out) instead of empircal analysis to choose what would actually be rationally effective (if we had to)

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

The B in CBS stands for Buyer’s Remorse

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

The Freedom Frogs of Portland are multiplying. It’s beautiful.

there are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. clearly we have settled on a motif

Newest Supergirl issue continuing the niche online trend but this time by including a poster of Emotion: Side B by Carly Rae Jepsen on Supergirl’s wall

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”

there’s this weird idea a lot of people seem to have about how all of us writers and artists must secretly want to use AI and are merely resisting temptation for ethical reasons, and like, no, it’s not hard for me to resist drinking the bowl of Piss With Glass In It actually

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "don't worry, my treatment is to die for," and shoots him twice in the head. Excellent work, 47.

Every episode, a different character should have a jetpack without any explanation

It was a bold of Macron to ask me to be the prime minister, but j’accept. … … Wait, no, that’s a terrible pick, je refuse.

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ill keep saying it and theyll keep doing it: podcaster occupied government

every fucking time

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

Yankees eliminated, 🎵 STAAAART SPREEAADING THR NEEEEEWS🎵

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

I knew regular mascot suits provided a fair amount of protection (interview with the fight coordinator for hundreds of beavers) but I wasn't sure if inflatable mascot suits also we're good armor. Anyways, no-selling the pepper balls, what a champ

More cats and the great open window of serenity

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Elon Musk and Donald Trump are now some of history's biggest murderers.

cannot overstate the degree to which conservatives truly believe 99% of the population are exactly 100% like them and how much that informs their political views

hooray we finally got the version of “Golden” with better line distribution (the live performance on fallon) lol

Huh, shows you how out of the loop I am that I didn't know that trader Joe's tote bags were like Disney park popcorn buckets for a lot of people

The reason you have a display name like "The Ass is the father of the legs" is when you make a good point and someone reposts it, they're also helping to spread an important message, which is that the ass is the father of the legs

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

More cats and the great open window of serenity

New Nintendo short obviously an announcement of a new uh *looks at Wikipedia* Fossil Fighters game

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

Greta Thunberg is obviously a heroic person by any measure, she is quite obviously the kind of person who any decent society would hope they see their reflection in. It is remarkable how cruelty is so common place that people will openly hate her, and in really vicious ways, with no shame.

I'm trying to make sense of this Wembanyama block tonight. #NBASky #SkyHoops 1/2

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD Trevor Lawrence is something else

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

WWE buying a lucha company only for their main roster lucha guys to all leave is pretty funny

Feels like miller's been putting himself in the public spotlight a lot more as of late, which the decision to do this and the timing of it, huh.