When a musician doesn't have a Wikipedia page, I get concerned for them. Who's managing you?

I for one love the idea that to get a man to eat you must bounce and dangle his chicken nuggets in front of him like he’s a cute widdle kitten

You don't have to Respect Other People's Beliefs regardless of what they are, but in practice you do have to be okay with framing arguments in terms of moral precepts you don't share, because you're never going to live in a world where everyone everywhere has exactly the same moral precepts as you.

Saw a screenshot from X. Got mad. Copied it and opened Discord to share it. Then I remembered that we banned X links and screenshots from being shared on the server. And the above scenario is precisely why. There is no reason to spread negativity and rage when there are better things to focus on.

“Inert is from Latin iners, meaning ‘without skill’. The corresponding Latin antonym, ars, is the source of English art, which is not an antonym of inert.” I guess I’m an…ertist?

Just finished Outlander, and I’m wondering how many Jamie/Claire sex scenes this series had. Was it 15?

So, there are two separate horror shows now set on small islands featuring Hamish Linklater as an un[redacted] antagonist. Man needs to go three for three. #MidnightMass #WidowsBay

If you don’t want the government making your phone scream at you and then direct you to a spam site or, worse, Twitter, it takes five seconds to toggle off that feature on iOS: Settings > Notifications > Scroll all the way down to Government Alerts

Why are you like this? — Grew up on a mission on the other side of the world — Only gay in the village — Humor grown out of surviving religious child abuse — Got into Wikipedia when it only had 15K articles — Forever grateful to have attended one of the best alternate schools in the country

Thinking about how many people had to lick paper flaps for democracy kind of hurts my soul.

#buffy Fun Facts: same guy.

THE POPE IS QUOTING GANDALF!!!

Transformers are actually mechs driven by little robots. And those robots are actually mechs driven by tiny robots. And those tiny robots are actually driven by micro robots. And tbose micro robots want the Epstein files released.

As a supporter of Cascadian secession for going on two decades, my allegiances are clear. r/geographymemes has been a joy of late.

okay so we’re doing discourse about twitter versus bluesky today, which means tomorrow is *checks notes* fighting the mods again, everyone get your ban-worthy posts ready

People saying that users prefer the bubble of BlueSky to the feral viciousness of Twitter - well...yes. In the same way I prefer a restaurant where the staff are nice and the food is good over one where they stab you with forks while serving bowls of cold piss.

It should surprise absolutely nobody that the megachurches of 🍊 County, California are doing nothing to assist the evacuees of Garden Grove chemical leak. Not one of them deserve their tax-exempt status.

Nearly offended someone in the workplace this week when I stated that I don’t participate in sarcasm. (I’m principally opposed to anything less than sincerity). It’s an unusual enough ideology that I know it comes across as reproachful.

Here’s a fun game: Read the Wikipedia article on yawning, and count how many times you have to yawn. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yawn

All I want is to live long enough to watch the Lunar Olympics

Sometimes I want to use Person Shrugging Emoji, but it doesn’t have a genderless void option for me.

I was expecting a terrible episode of The [Redacteds] based on the socials vibe, but I agree with the IMDB average for the episode: 6.7/10 (at 43,905 reviews). It went medium.

Our single local nursery continues to baffle me. Boring plant, horrible invasive plant, plant so invasive that it is probably illegal to sell, OBSURE NATIVE I HAVE NEVER SEEN IN CULTIVATION, boring plant, surprisingly good plant, WTF PLANT, Hatch chiles.

PSA: There’s a new Star Trek webcomic set on Deep Space Nine with a gay enemies to lovers plotline. There goes my night. www.webtoons.com/en/romance/s...

Hacks is a perfect program, but the squeeze bottle of Heinz ketchup in Jimmy’s kitchen felt WRONG. A metrosexual man with a physique and kitchen like that, a man who does meal prep, is not stocking a condiment belonging in the candy aisle. If anything, he’d buy a hipster brand in a glass bottle.

If a doctor told me Buldak sauce was bad for my health, I’d report them to the medical board.

The jury vote is always bizarre. Can we drop it and just do the televote? #Eurovision

🇭🇷 #Croatia Some singing moments remind me 'Dead Can Dance'. They sound even better this time! Grand Final. #esc #Eurovision2026

Croatia issuing official apology after #esc act summons actual demon from hell.

Come on, you have to spare at least *one* of your votes for the celestial battle the Croatians just put on, right? #Eurovision

no really, this may have to go on my 'feminist rage' playlist. #eurovision

PLAY JA JA DING DONG #Eurovision

They have to shoehorn that fiddling bastard Rybak in any way they can. #Eurovision

LAISSEZ LES DOUZE POINTS ROULER #Eurovision

more CRPGs should have romances between other party members that you can help with.

Seeing pre-famous Connor Storrie pop up in an episode of For All Mankind was the good kind of jump scare.

Every time a Zoomer says mid, my brain autocorrects that to middling, forcing me to imagine them in the fashions of the year that word had the most traction. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1795%E2...

There should be a Star Trek movie every two years and they should have indie film budgets and no explosions and almost everyone should hate them.

"If she has her own house, what will she need me for?" I don't know, dude, maybe be cool and fun to be around and be happy for her success instead being whiny little sad-ass troll about it? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

i went to the foreshadowing store and nobody knew you... yet.

I want to know who’s in charge of casting for the #DungeonCrawlerCarl TV adaptation, specifically because I have one question for them: “Be honest…did you use wikiFeet to help with casting?”

One of my tiny dreams is to convince the world “though” should be abbreviated “dho”, not “tho”. Tee and the /θ/ sound in “think” are both unvoiced consonants. Dee and the /ð/ sound in “that” are both voiced consonants. “Dho” is consistent. “Tho” always makes me think of this alien sweetie pie.

My toxic trait is that I love false advertising as a metatextual plot device, and not just the "~secretly~ cosmic horror" kind. Straight up lie to me. Give me a platformer that's 80% visual novel. Give me a fanservice anime which is revealed by degrees to be a documentary. I want to be deceived.

LELEK DID SO WELL. I loved how they improved upon the already great staging. youtu.be/-qtoDzlS-rk

Observation: Encountering HK-47's dialogue tagging format in Knights of the Old Republic forever changed my own speech patterns.

It annoys me that Andor is so good because it has solidified in a bunch of idiots that Star Wars is good when it doesn’t have aliens or Jedi or something or the force when in actuality it’s good because of the board meetings

Can’t decide if I want everyone to watch Dust Bunny (2025) right very damn now because it’s a great movie, or if I just love everything Bryan Fuller, or if 3:1 aspect ratio is my kryptonite.

It’s been a day and I’m still mad at one word in #ForAllMankind: Oligarchs. In this timeline, the Soviet Union doesn’t fall, but adapts into a mixed economy. The USSR doesn’t crumble into privatization and kleptocracy, so why are they assuming the rise of oligarchs?

Hacks 5x06 is the best takedown on LLM slop I’ve seen articulated on a show. Excellent use of an episode’s time.

Realized I can easily make a Crunchwrap Supreme®️ at home whenever I want.