You'd think she'd mention the current goings-on with ICE or his refusal to abide by the Constitution. 🤔 But yeah, hold him accountable for lying to the American people about the price of eggs. That's what's hurting us the most right now. 🙄

Strategically, the blue team gets stuck on numbers: "let's flip this seat"; "let's win that state". Imo, they really should be focusing on replacing outdated leadership and also compromised politicians beholden to dark money that are holding them back.

Went to Kroger to get cabbage to make soup. Get back to the car, realize I've got a trunk full of plastic bags. Carry an armload in; there's a guy pulling the bag out the bin so I stuff mine in so I'm not filling the bin. Then get back to the car and my car keys are missing. 😬

Be the type of person that when your feet touch the ground in the morning, t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶v̶i̶l̶ Elon's platform says, "oh, shit, he's up again".

"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."

*at McDonald's drive through* Me: "Eff you too, ho!" Drive-thru box: "Excuse me? Could you repeat that?" Me: "Sure. Eff, you, too, oh" Drive-thru box: "...Lee?" Me: "Yep!" 😏

ICE cut off her wedding ring. Sue Tincher is a 55-year-old American citizen: a grandmother, 5’4’, and white. Just in case you thought you’d be safe. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...

🤡: "Vaccinated people make up the majority of all metrics. Infections, hospitalizations, icu admissions, and deaths." Also 🤡: "I don't actually have any data to support my feelings because studies aren't being conducted..." So... Metrics from the studies that aren't being conducted? 🤔

“(the agent) did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.” Wow, man, that must suck!

Me: *sitting on shuttle bus going from rental drop-off to airport* Overhead announcement: "... please occupy any remaining open seats..." Me: *starts telling the empty seat next to me about my trip* Other people on the shuttle:

Seems like an ideal time for anyone still paying for an NYT subscription to pull support, unless you're okay with this behavior. 🤔 Sorry, Wordle players; you too. 🤭

Hi Lee, The more of who report this accounts lists as misinformation or disinformation the better. I’m thinking it’s a maga account that seems to be listing only Dems or progressives. I’ve just reported

@talesofmoderation.bsky.social Could you please remove me from your "mis / disinformation risks" list? I do not peddle in disinformation, and it appears people use your list to blindly block accounts they've never interacted with. BlueSky doesn't seem to allow us to remove ourselves from lists.

New Rule If you bomb pleasure boats you are automatically required to resign for being a terrorist.

State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.

He says it low, but he says it

We really should honor Charlie Kirk. It's what he would've wanted.

If you want to make America great again, stop rounding up immigrants and start rounding up alt-right white nationalist groypers.

Not for nothing, but his literal last tweet was a call to politicize a murder. If that isn't tacit desire to politicize his own murder, I don't know what is.

“Superman is too woke!” Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:

Kill The Bill 📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣 Make those calls !!! United We Stand !!! 🙂✊🏽✌🏾🫶🏾💜💯🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸

Okay it’s me. I did it. I sprayed Holy Water on Kristi Noem.

If we actually get out of this mess we're going to need tribunals and courts and Nazi hunters to go find former ICE agents and drag them to their trials, the whole thing all over again.

National Guard being deployed by the Trump regime. All protestors stay safe. First Amendment is under attack, as well you may likely be.

I don’t think we’re getting those $5,000 DOGE checks.

So confused... I thought Trump loved TACOs? 🤔😏

announcing a new deal with my doctor. i will stop shooting myself in the leg on purpose and he gets $500 from me for our appointment. the pain was unavoidable unfortunately but win-win deal for both of us now

Have you met my friend, @chef-bruce.bsky.social ? He is in this little competition You may have heard of it PLEASE GO VOTE BRUCE!!!

These 'federal agents' look more like Proud Boys.

“Tariffs are making us rich, so let’s cut them in half.”

Oops.

To anyone buying these as Christmas presents... How can I become close friends with you by December? 🙃

Twitter is upset that most people agree that vaccination is good and pedophilia is bad

The mother fucker who received due process 4 times says “I don’t know” when asked if people deserve due process. Anyone who is surprised by this authoritarian answer should count backwards from 11,780.

"You're really missing out by not being on X" starter pack.

Pierre Poilievre this morning.

The Liberal Party’s victory in Canada is trending on X under this.

Chuck Schumer makes it to the New Yorker cartoon section. And not in a good way. Chuck, this is your legacy unless you seriously step up. @schumer.senate.gov

Wily Economy Coyote

I want politics to be about a better everyday life. Here's what that can look like:

If you see heavy machinery on public lands, don't pour chlorine bleach in the gas tank. That kind of vandalism can serious mess up equipment and is bad. 😉