Two manhole fires on my way home? In this economy?

Print 4ever

Nice profit, company, would be cool if you funded our health care

real ones know you can't out pizza the hut. It is a fools errand. Be careful dark forces move against you. If you stand against the hut your life is forfeit

stones is such a wild player because it’s very hard to say he reached the heights he could have reached (basically the best CB in the world) but when he was able to stay healthy and play consistently he was a marvel, unlocking the very best of him made city’s treble possible imo

Words with double consonants (I always forget where to put the extra letter) broccoli Cincinnati

Did you work out today yes I carried Rosalie across town for vaccines

Ok I was wrong for a decade Chris Quinn actually rocks

The Flying Martones

This is what makes human so interesting - a tiny percentage aren’t as crazy as they seem.

How I used 72 oranges that mysteriously showed up at my apartment, by Andrea

SCOOP --> Paramount, Meta, and X are refusing to say what happened to their huge contributions to Trump's presidential library after Sen Elizabeth Warren raised questions about its fund getting dissolved. Ds say tens of millions remain unaccounted for. Details here: newrepublic.com/article/2092...

“Everybody’s using AI for everything nowadays, and if you don’t, you’re a misfit outsider who should be stoned to death in the town square, and then resurrected virtually from your data so you can be stoned to death in the virtual town square, for infinity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...

The right puzzle is on page 25 ask me how I know

A coda: the parachute is still up there.

Sixteen bets made $100,000 each accurately predicting the timing of the US airstrikes against Iran on 27 Feb. Later, a single user would make over $550,000 after betting that Khamenei would topple, just moments before his assassination by Israeli forces. On 7 Apr, right before Trump announced a

On Thursday at the company all hands @nytimesguild.bsky.social members read these hand painted papers while the CEO gave her remarks to remind her of our priorities and I’m so proud of how they turned out

This is gonna be like cribbage all over again when I tried to explain the difference between heels and knobs

READ ALL ABOUT IT: We brought our questions – and some reading material – to today’s @NYTimes all-hands meeting.....

Went to a broadway show by myself and at intermission the lady next to me turned and said ‘so uh do you like this?’ Never change New York

Rooting for a portal to open up in the center of the floor so both of these teams and their fan bases will be sucked into an alternate dimension

Caught all the bunnies

Easter bunny mad as hell

What stage of capitalism is this

This is a Final Destination death sequence

LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn

good lord, how the mighty have fallen

*waving teeny tiny flag* go green

I am now reporting as sad (but it’s ok we’re a hockey school)

Folks we have a game

Michigan State played so badly in the first half of the half that all the analysts think they might win because they are miraculously only down 8 lmao go green

6 pts in 9 min is that good

If you need me I’ll be this green puddle of nerves over here go green

Sigh

Eat, Prey, Love... St. John's!

When Duke looks out of sorts >>>>>>>>

New cardigan who dis

St. John the Baptist Preaching, by Adam Elsheimer, early 17th c, 📸 by @masonkumetphoto

What an incredible story: Meatpacking workers who speak 57 languages are ON STRIKE against the behemoth JBS in Greeley, CO. Reminds me of historical accounts of the Lawrence, Mass. strike of 1912, where workers spoke dozens of languages, and often sang to communicate.

there's gonna be a punt in this game

Wait the phrase jeeze o pete is primarily a Michigan thing?

The MSU OU game is giving my heart palpitations let’s go Spartans

You’re probably wondering what Rosalie and Daphne are up to

Mmmmmmmmmm Ssssssssssssssss Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Every 9-seed beat the 8-seed. Madness!

A giant mug of tomato soup will fix me

Working in news is just one big sad oof after another

Nobody tells you when you’re in school that one day you will throw a work party called ‘chips, dips and lamb cakes’ and they will put it on your official evaluation record

* GERMAN DEFENCE MINISTER PISTORIUS: WHAT DOES TRUMP EXPECT FROM A HANDFUL OF EUROPEAN FRIGATES THAT THE POWERFUL US NAVY CANNOT DO? THIS IS NOT OUR WAR, WE HAVE NOT STARTED IT @reuters.com

Crazy crazy story. Times of Israel reporter ( English language Israeli news site ) gets escalating death threats to change story that’s at center of big polymarket bet. www.timesofisrael.com/gamblers-try...