Still true

My favourite thing about Haaland is that he spent 1.3 million ​Norwegian kroner of his football money on a rare 1594 edition of Viking chronicles - a record book sale for Norway - and then donated it to his regional library. www.reuters.com/lifestyle/ha...

The World Cup sucks and I hate it no further comment.

A very wise 9 year old… #BookSky

Airports are so lawless why is there a line for sbarro at 10:20 am

My mom is mad at my dad because a feral peacock keeps coming to their house and staring through the glass door into the kitchen and it turns out it's because my dad has been secretly feeding it

The cheez-its stamped with American flags have an elite texture

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

this is honestly an excellent celebratory and motivational speech from Mamdani at the Knicks parade. i'm ready to run through a wall, and i'm not even a Knicks fan

In Friday's @nytimes.com Sports section, wall-to-wall coverage of the Knicks' parade.

BOOTLEG. KNICKS. SHIRT

Let the Knicks train run.

Why is something happening

This morning she splayed out and made @jcrutchmer.bsky.social give her a full belly rub

A badge of honor.

I thought that petting my kitten when I fed her would make her like being petted. Instead it has made her an adult cat who thinks she cannot eat without her required amount of scratches.

whoa! the-decoder.com/landmark-ger...

let's also point out the beauty of a city where someone can literally run from a stage play to a professional sporting event

The dink group chat is currently in two separate but very important to us concert ticket queues

NEW: George Santos threatened an NPR reporter and then lied about it. This story is wild, even for George Santos. www.npr.org/2026/06/04/n...

I am watching Yellowstone because I thought maybe I was missing something and so far all I can say is this tv show shoulda been a book

If you weren’t getting live updates from the park slope food coop vote do you really have media friends

An NBC News investigation finds dozens of examples of criminals imitating ICE to rob and attack people www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

I somehow have access to 4 instagrams if you see me post a concert to the guildstagram no you didn’t

Happy birthday, #BrooklynBridge! The Brooklyn Bridge opened on #OnThisDay 143 years ago in 1883. At that time, it was the longest suspension bridge in the world, and was known as the New York and Brooklyn Bridge or the East River Bridge.

💅

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Gave a speech at the union rally Wednesday and because I’m me I wrote it down on paper

I almost never get to do this but I took Saturday off so excuse me *slams laptop shut til Tuesday*

Workers at major Hearst newspapers have filed unfair labor practice charges against the media company over regressive bargaining, delays, and retaliation @albanyguild.bsky.social @newsguild.org www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Move to New York they said you definitely don’t have to clean up a pigeon murder scene ever they said (they lied)

My hell gate subscription brings me joy this is a steal do it!

Anthony Rizzo once entered his dog in our local bar’s Halloween costume contest

Who out here text banking guild actions on a Sunday night 👀

Sending this to my oncologist via MyChart right now

Two manhole fires on my way home? In this economy?

Print 4ever

Nice profit, company, would be cool if you funded our health care

real ones know you can't out pizza the hut. It is a fools errand. Be careful dark forces move against you. If you stand against the hut your life is forfeit

stones is such a wild player because it’s very hard to say he reached the heights he could have reached (basically the best CB in the world) but when he was able to stay healthy and play consistently he was a marvel, unlocking the very best of him made city’s treble possible imo

Words with double consonants (I always forget where to put the extra letter) broccoli Cincinnati

Did you work out today yes I carried Rosalie across town for vaccines

Ok I was wrong for a decade Chris Quinn actually rocks

The Flying Martones

This is what makes human so interesting - a tiny percentage aren’t as crazy as they seem.

How I used 72 oranges that mysteriously showed up at my apartment, by Andrea

SCOOP --> Paramount, Meta, and X are refusing to say what happened to their huge contributions to Trump's presidential library after Sen Elizabeth Warren raised questions about its fund getting dissolved. Ds say tens of millions remain unaccounted for. Details here: newrepublic.com/article/2092...

“Everybody’s using AI for everything nowadays, and if you don’t, you’re a misfit outsider who should be stoned to death in the town square, and then resurrected virtually from your data so you can be stoned to death in the virtual town square, for infinity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...

The right puzzle is on page 25 ask me how I know

A coda: the parachute is still up there.