It’s the Portland way.

lol oh really, you need to be a legal ethics specialist to see a problem there?

got added to an "AI Haters" list lol it only makes me hotter

Entire GDP built around algorithms and my music app still can't figure out that if I skip a song every single time it's served up I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT SONG.

"A.I." boosters vs "A.I." critics

I subscribe to the dieting hack of leaving your snacks in the other room.

Big dumb doofus voice: "Tilly Norwood, an AI-generated avatar, is being compared by its creators to A-list human actors. SAG-AFTRA and others are pushing back." I'm you. That's how you sound.

Needless to say that there is nothing happening in Portland that requires troops.

Whoever came up with this idea should the main character of the global internet for a good long time.

My apartment every time I paint.

Every day feels like this now

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Most people think Quaaludes were banned, but actually all of the pills were collected and poured into a mold to make Chuck Schumer.

Did anyone else think Robert Redford was already dead?

Hilarious that Democrats helped make TikTok into a Trump platform. Biggest group of short-sighted losers ever assembled.

So happy for and jealous of our sexy neighbors to the south

Can't find a single thing wrong with this...

The neighbors appear to be throwing an awesome party.

One day we will muster the resources to defeat summer once and for all.

Awesome that we have some exurb astroturf sycophant moron in the White House goading on a military occupation of PDX.

This is how you talk about your state.

Trump doesn't wanna fuck with JB.

been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign

Ate 2 bear claws today because I went to the gym, and every day is like existing in the Black Hole Sun music video.

I can't wait for the episode of The Bear where Richie is in the streets roasting occupying soldiers.

lol RIP claude

Mayor Wu understands the assignment.

Been wearing and complaining about belts digging into my stomach for like 35 years and only just now figured out that I could wear the belt buckle to the side. Hire me to eat crayons.

My god for how long has every other Democrat fumbled this bad faith questioning? They're gonna call you a socialist anyway. Fuck it just embrace it.

Where the hell is the rain, PDX?

there's "charitable interpretation" and there's "being a mark" and the inability or refusal to distinguish between the two is practically a credential in some circles

lmao "Sometimes an issue is so important and painful that I fail at coming up with words. Also I should be President"

lol literally nobody wants any of this shit. they could just keep releasing windows 10 forever and everyone would be gucci.

Maron is a real one.

Experimenting with an Eiko Ishioka inspired footwear design project for the web. (Created in Procreate)

My rat detector clocked this guy in 2020 and the needle is about to break off in 2025.

Getting JB pilled

ilu PDX

Pink Baloney Club

Nothing but respect for my President. ☘️

looking for a shady spot in hell huh

Rewatching the Martian and realizing that it's gonna be hard for writers to write US based fiction where the government isn't just 3 Fox News ham sandwiches in ill fitting SS uniforms.

Bill Burr throwing hands

You can get this food at any 7eleven