"He was a lion." - Democrats when any of the worst people on Earth die.

If I’m wrong about “AI” then just treat me like the boosters of “AI” and give me ten billion dollars for being wrong all the time.

Right now there's probably an MBA at Harvard Business School who will make Coca Cola pivot to content in 12 years.

Too often when discussing trans rights, we’re forced to be on the defensive, as Republicans wage attacks. Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Chris Hayes usually not a trash take generator, but "the left" has been thinking about the solution of 'massive and generous social safety net' for this and many other possible eventualities. Maybe the AI hypers should be thinking seriously about that beyond "I guess you hogs will just die?"

anyway, i drew this for the nib in march 2023 lol

This guy sucks but he seems to be aware of how history will remember people in this era which sets him apart from nearly everyone in either major American political party

The NFL on Super Bowl Monday:

Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”

lol of course the British guy who fired 300 journalists at the Washington Post without showing up to work is a knight.

so funny to see republicans complaining about this as if they have not been pulling this shit for 15 years.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

'Masks not deployed capriciously' is the funniest L these jokers have taken. 30rock shit.

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Remember all the centrists who circled the wagons around @schumer.senate.gov when he caved on the shutdown before winning? Masterful strategy, you potatoes.

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

Doing some perspective drawing and listening to mellow beats www.twitch.tv/matt_kicks

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

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Live drawing on twitch for the next hour or so! www.twitch.tv/matt_kicks/

I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.

Weird how all these shitty people who make the world shitty every time they interact with the rest of us are all over the Epstein files.

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

Like the old saying goes, when you have your opponent on the ropes you make a deal to give him 1-2 weeks to recover

“Every human on earth is going to have their own personal R2-D2, C3PO,” Musk said in November, referring to the personal robots from Star Wars. “But actually, Optimus will be better than that.” A five year old who thinks he's spiderman has a closer relationship with reality.

Ringling Bros., at their peak, did not employ this many clowns.

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

The private sad nerd thrill of having an organic reason to name a photoshop layer, The Sword of Destiny.

Mminimizing the idea of trump being dangerous was part of the radical centrist project of minimizing racism and attempts to address it. They all wanted the just the tip version of this stuff so they should admit it.

*Drives an armored bus into the lobby of a sleepy hotel in the dead of winter* *Screams through Bane mask*: "WHERE ARE THE LOCAL POLICE? THAT'S MY QUESTION! CHECK MATE, PRESS"

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

If you run on making ever having worked for Fox News an execution worthy offense in 2028 you have my vote

“Bye, bye Abraham Lincoln! We’re going to turn you into slime, and then the Hotel Prize in Appliance [sic] will be ours. Wait, what’s happening?” said Don Jr.

What happened to Mars? Weren't all these freaks lining up to go to Mars?

Legit disorienting to see someone go to bat for like normal human values without sounding like a hedging consultant freak.

"Ok, that was a nice try, but that was still an escalation. Can anyone tell me what TotenkopfLuvr1488 did wrong with his rifle?..."

Every news org covers this guy like they were just hatched in a loser laboratory this morning.

traveling back in time and ignoring his cries of "it hardly seems necessary" and digging a revolver into jemmy madison's temple until he writes federalist #86, "what if the president is the biggest most corrupt shit-for-brains in history and also going insane"

The absolute accuracy of this.

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time