me, not quite understanding kink, playing Pain by Boy Harsher while my partner shoots me with a bb gun

only in Santa Fe can you have floor-to-ceiling speakers and not hear a damn thing

i picked up Hades 2. mostly so i can hang out with Hecate.

Turn a cop into apples with this one Mayday trick!

Happy May Day Brothers and Sisters

Immersive sim irl

you probably never stopped to consider that some ABBA instrumentals work perfectly as a Castlevania soundtrack.

Do it, cowards. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

PFLP poster for MAY DAY

Sadly, most musicians never reach this level of discipline

The Summerisle band from Wickerman are the hardest working guys in show business. They have their gig at the tavern, then an afterhours orgy. Up at 8 am for school. Then a parade. Then human sacrifice and presumably another orgy. They don’t quit!

“But her laugh was weird!” Thanks. I hated that, too. Also disqualifying.

Beavis and Butt-Head standing in front of a poster for THE BONE TEMPLE for 5 straight hours

never trust a dude wearing a Colorado vest

as former colleagues finish up another project it's a little difficult to not feel FOMO as i see their instagram stories of them horsing around near their art. It was never really like that for me, though. But I miss being published.

Every Clive Barker story is: You probably shouldn't have sex with that. Okay you did anyway. Well, nevertheless.

pov: your dreams after you stop smoking weed for a while

i bet the scolding in her posts circa 2024 reads like something out of the bible

in almost 50 years of industrial and goth music not a single song ends with “cha cha cha!”

(explaining the demiurge Yaldaboath) So you know Tony Soprano's mom?

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

watch out for these red flag books, everyone! if he reads clive barker he might ask you to shock his balls with a wire while a floating cube watches from the corner.

if sunblock is going to make me feel sticky and gross all day then it should work all day

a guy with the politics of George Takei tried to kill the president of the united states. buck wild

There’s a story about a king who put his throne near the ocean and commanded the tide to turn back. He got wet. The tide is coming in.

we need to talk about the radicalizing and problematic effects of centrist personalities like Will Stancil

scroll to the top to get flashbanged instantly

Police say gun shots were fired. Erica Kirk was there in the room. She rushed by in tears.

ope, looks like the shooter was a calTech grad. if you put money on "idiosyncratic internet-poisoned ideology" for the motivation, head on over to kalshi to collect those winnings!

the president of the united states has plot armor

the theft discourse sucks because moralizing on it is pointless You have to treat the signal as diagnostic: defection from the social contract will continue until the social contract is renewed

Not only did all three loaves of bread i made collapse, they also took on this Giger-ish, biomorphic vein quality

defrosting my bag of super hot green chile. i want this stew i’m making to be a public health hazard.

Ni tror jag är dum, men klart jag vet www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWF...

the party’s brand is “losing”

Tech workers often the least curious, least creative, most ignorant people our schools have produced. Congrats, you can write code. But can you hold a normal conversation? Recognize truth from fiction? Steer yourself clear of supporting fucking fascism? No? We need more Humanities Ed, required.

happy independent bookstore day! unless your local bookstore is worker-owned or union there are 0 rail guards for ensuring that it does right by its employees, so they are usually pretending to like you in exchange for less money than they actually need to live.

Weck’s gonna give it to ya (salmonella)

don’t yank my chain, cookie.

It's time to grab a bottle and buckle up, as you're gonna go for a ride you'll never forget! Drunk Driving is now available on the Nintendo eShop, for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

the reason why I'm doing this, and you're not gonna like hearing it by the way, is that "being called a demonic faggot by your awful dad all day long" has been coming back into fashion in the last three years or so

Oh now I understand why Republicans hate solar and wind power! It’s because they can’t manipulate the stock market by going into a war over it.

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.