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calling every living relative to finally answer their 35yo question: "english? what are you gonna do with an english degree?"

now that i live in a Zone, I will of course be having hot biohazard gay sex with STALKERs like myself. foreplay will be us walking around my yard and throwing bolts to check for anomalies. this is basically forever-Christmas for me.

The state got results from the PFAS contamination study in my neighborhood. My house sits right in the middle of the plume with a big red patch over it. I'm excited, though. I love STALKER and always wanted to live in some kind of Zone.

redacted Epstein documents mean the american people will never find out what an "awful waffle" is or why trump gave clinton one

we're at the community center meeting about well water pfas filters and it is absolutely WILD in here. there's a splash zone. pony rides. just saw my 70 year old neighbor doing the worm. proposed to my girlfriend and now they're spraying us with champagne.

My Age of Dark playthroughs are getting increasingly more hardline. It went from refusing to link the flame, to killing every god even if they're optional, to making sarcastic jackoff motions at Solaire as he gets maggoted.

Applying to jobs doesn't pay and most places mass-reject applications without reading them. You must reduce the time it takes to apply to as close to 0 as you can get. I'm down to about 1-2 minutes per listing. If I could scrape and auto-reply to listings that would be ideal, but I can't code.

Solaire jogs out into the Ornstein and Smough fight with a round shield that has STATUS QUO painted on it

There are reads on Dark Souls. Is it samsara? Is it a metaphor for neoliberalism? The message of Dark Souls is actually that Miyazaki wants a spider-woman to lay eggs in his back so as they’re eating him, and he’s gross as hell, he looks up from the ground and sees a hot spider-lady.

Really old walls in Mesa Verde. #wallsonwednesday #photography #architecture #mesaverde #eastcoastkin

book social media’s job is to make you wish you couldn’t read

Hello, New York! Are you ready for some COMEDY? (cheers) I just came in off the P-Train! Oh boy… (Hooting, hollering) The car looked like my old apartment off the corner of Grubbins Park and PlrjQrjkBlug Street! (scream laughter) Anyone from Zukzub Village in the audience? (shrieks) UH! OH!

Teaching a 13 year old how to read: "Book cringe! Word cringe!" "Yes, but once you learn you can WRITE about torturing your pets instead of stealing real animals from the pound! And not just cats and dogs. Any defenseless animal you can imagine! Doesn't that sound like fun?"

This song has been stalking me for two months.

watch the kiddos if clay higgins is about

god damn

I'm fucking cryinj

considering a career pivot 🪦

Indeed, you’re supposed to get me a job, not spam my inbox with posts from the people responsible for me losing my last job.

someone posted a picture of a one-eyed cat. i didn’t think it was appropriate to reply but the missing eye sees the future. they got an oracular cat.

FANTASY/SKELETON.GIF

Your choice is quite literally a bipartisan cabal of pedophilic drone-wielding genocidal oligarchs that suck each other off in depraved games of domination and blackmail, or, socialism and a habitable planet, and you're struggling with that choice?! Dafuq is wrong you?

I wonder if this is how the ancient Greeks felt just watching their lives get absolutely rag-dolled time and time again by their useless idiot gods

First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!

Every piece of advice I've ever gotten for resumes and cover letters has been to keep them short. Don't waste the hiring committee's time! And yet, here comes every hiring committee with 3,000 word listings that have secret shibboleths and codes I need to work into a cover letter.

"Hazbin Hotel!" - Someone trying to trick you into watching a musical.

I know folks don’t like the Demon Ruins in Dark Souls but there’s something very creepy about making it to Hell and finding out it’s closed. Anor Londo being an abandoned strip mall makes sense, but suffering being foreclosed feels eerie. They stripped the cosmos down to the copper wiring.

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

Blood is like AI in Yharnam. You walk past an ad like "The haberdashery you love, now with Blood," you're like the fuck is that even supposed to mean.

1950s bodysnatchers is garbage. completely misses the thing that makes snatchers scary. you have no one to call. the only authorities you can appeal to are also bodysnatchers. that’s the point.

(\🐰/) ( °-° ) 💀💀💀 🪓/ 🐰v \ (Predator: Bunlands)

people who complain about weed being too strong must be, like, tripping dicks when they wash their dishes with unscented soap. they ate a peppercorn once and their pupils dilated like Requiem For a Dream.

Underworld lyrics are nonsense but in Born Slippy they suggest someone in a club encountering the numinous divine. One line it’s: “Shouting: Lager, Lager, Lager, Lager.” Then: “MegaMega WHITE THING. MegaMega WHITE THING.” What was the megamega white thing and how many lagers does it take to see it?

Why is it that Australia’s biggest cultural exports are wildly successful children’s entertainment and the most fucked up horror movies you’ve ever seen?

so help me i will pin my eyes open to make it to Slam’s set

anyone want to pay me an absurd amount of money to write a few dozen editorials about performative tinycoatbros?

underworld show is like peace love unity and horseshoe pattern baldness. 💞PLUHPB💞

i just saw underworld perform juanita/ kiteless/ to dream of love 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

ITS REAL

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

From: Larry Summers Subject: Thought Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey? From: Jeffrey Epstein Subject: ❗ Re: Thought impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .

country music fans would consume pig crap if you put a cowboy hat on the bucket

i remember almost nothing from boyscouts except the old vet who demonstrated the “correct” way to retire an american flag, which would take about 5 years as you separated all the colors into like piles and burned them separately in a special fire, then capped the ashes into bottles and buried them

Epstein thought trump was gross.

IT GOT BETTER 📍Central MN

PA FOLKS LOOK OUTSIDE !! Always feel so blessed to see a celestial event 🌌

GRIIIIIIIIIFIIIIIIITH!