Still waiting for this to happen to me... any day now. Aaaaany day now

I had one of the most terrifying nightmares last night. Something about a monster called the "dog goblin" I remember when it finally found me I could only see its strangely humanoid eyes and a rough outline of its head in the darkness. I remember feeling like I could barely breathe.

Just saw the crash test video of the 1996 vs 2026 Chevrolet blazer. I do not care! The captain goes down with the ship! Especially since said ship doesn't have a bunch of computers and mass surveillance tech. No stick of happiness, no physical throttle or steering! No soul!

Stock trades by President. The blatant corruption is just staggering

DEORA MENTIONED

Sony can kiss my royal Irish ass! Try taking these games off my shelf you bastards!

New PlayStation marketing just dropped

We're shifting really fast towards the verification can future for gaming consoles

Holy crap Sony really decided to wake up today and choose violence. No more physical media by 2028 and they are fully killing the stores on ps3 and psvita next year

DIGGY DIGGY DATACENTER

Same with me! Never knew government overreach would force me to finally quit social media

I'm gonna turn it into loss

I'm gonna lose my mind fighting over the thermostat with my mom during this heatwave. She thinks 70 is too cold. I think 75 is too hot. And she always pulls the "you're not paying for the energy bills are you?" Card. Lady, I'm just promoting my own survival. I don't wanna overheat and melt!

This is why I'm cutting off my asshole therapist. He is brainwashed by capitalist society

Had a dream last night where one of my videos got a thousand views! How do I make that a reality?

The original jumpscares 😭

I really hope the recent news and such does mean the ai bubble will burst

I'm not even asking for much. If my video gets 100 views I'm happy... haven't had any video crack that number in 5 fucking months :(

NEW VIDEO OUT NOW! youtu.be/Mz7d9_xJh5E?...

How shits going rn

real talk. which thumbnail is best for tomorrow's video?

We should make boomers do 5 rounds of interviews and ghost listings for retirement homes to show them how it feels

Happy steam summer sale, y’all.

Sure, sure these Slate EV mini pickups are cool I guess, but they still don;t have the flair of a 1986 Suzuki Mighty Boy

The irony of a Tesla being hit by a mass transit train covered in a pride flag during Pride month.

If I ever make a videogame there will be a small fetch quest where you have to acquire a big shark plushie in order to unlock changing your characters gender if you ever change your mind about playing as a male or female character and vice versa. You'll be able to change any time by cuddling it.

Ah yes...the steam sale is tmrw...ill be doing that tmrw afternoon instead with 10hr Wii shop music. Hope yall enjoy me selecting more indies!

Amazing and subtle E30 bmw build.

FR THATS WHAT IM SAYING. The Slate Truck has the Bezos bloodmoney all over it! On top of the fact I can't get a gas version with a stick shift.

Morrowind - 27 skills, 8 attributes, 21 classes, 10 playable races, 1 Fargoth. GTA VI - 0 skills, 0 attributes, 0 classes, 1 playable race, 0 Fargoth.

Now strip him of his billionaire status too! Lock him up and throw away the key! Have his trans kid kick him in the nads once a day too

Day 2347 of waiting for that tall assertive goth girl to happen upon me.

Four years ago today, the Dobbs decision overturned decades of reproductive rights protections. Since then, Texas women have faced some of the most extreme abortion restrictions in the country. We stand with the Texans impacted by these harmful policies.

👻Ghosty Peachy

Give me a gasoline version with a stick shift and we're good.

for as much as I hate the idea of converting classic cars to electric it makes sense for a quiet luxobarge like an old Rolls Royce or for putting around town in a vintage VW Bug or Fiat 500 since they made so many of both

Next video coming soon-ish

I'm so glad I got to play 1v1 balloon battle with my buddy Paul last week

I'm can never get a job I'm never getting a girlfriend I'll never know what love feels like I hate the way I look on most days. I've been like this for years there's no way out, therapy, meds they all do NOTHING. The soju can't destroy my liver fast enough

Dating apps by design are meant to feed off your loneliness

For the longest time I hated being 5 foot 8. Thought it was too short. Now I wish I was shorter! Since I found out taller assertive women turn me on.

Yes I saw a bunch of supercars in Chicago, but I think this Volvo of Theseus was my favorite

Fun fact my home state has STEAMED HAMS irl. Visit Ted's restaurant in Meriden Connecticut for an unforgettable luncheon. Aka a steamed hamburger

A very fine BMW 2002. [ #bmw #bmw2002 #classiccars #cars #carsky #carspotting #photography ]

#Astolfo #FGO #Fate

haven't played GTA Online since the pandemic. This is probably how its gonna feel if I ever try going back to it lol