someone could have told me i the last decade I got bald as fuck. But I guess I could have looked a mirror during that period as well

Slow Horses taught me a “Jonah” is an insult in England www.fastslang.com/a-jonah @octopusjones.bsky.social

the plan; teach Sabrina Carpenter about communism

I got my Revolutionary Communists of America wrapped! (joke)

Well call the show “Slow Horses” and have Jack Lowden running 🏃‍♂️ the entire time

well, I have a crush. from: www.theverge.com/policy/83905...

Why is Jesse Ventura’s cameo filmed from the perspective of his penis?

I wish more of my neighbors would leave pies cooling in their windows (cooling!)

I wish more of my neighbors would leave pies cooking in their windows

If I have to boycott every evil media conglomerate, how am I gonna watch my stories

If you haven’t seen Slow Horses, let me tell you, Gary Oldman farting and being a dickhead to people is riveting television.

If the Warner Bros/Netflix deal goes through, Zack Snyder should be allowed to edit the "Justice League: Snyder Cut" and the "Rebel Moon" movies into a single eight-hour vortex, allowing the universe to fold into itself, killing everybody.

The way I feel about corporate mergers in my line of work is best expressed by the tagline on the Alien Vs Predator poster

AI told me Lenin was shot outside of a hammer and sickle factory

The postal service is about equity, not profitability.

youtu.be/g9xe2tuDThE?... #marxism #communism #venezuela #bolivarianRevolution

Outa sight.

Making capitalists “pay their fair share into society” means all of it. They do not produce. They own. Their fair share is nothing. Labor is entitled to all it creates. It’s important we understand this.

All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI. I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".

I would rather drive my car into the ocean than talk to most libertarians

I’ve only been watching the show for the last 6 months or so!

The guy whose been directing revenge fantasies for 25 years loves Israel? Imagine!

Post a favorite shot…🖤 (From TV or film)📺🎥

I don’t use Spotify, I use Tidal. So, just trust me when I tell you I listened to the Phantom of the Paradise soundtrack more times than anyone outside of Winnipeg

I thought Paul Dano had died or something. Why are we listening to Tarantino? Why would anyone care what happens on the Bret Easton Ellis Podcast?

But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is

Mad Men 4K

Best part of growing old is the new hairs growing in, on, around, and out of your ears

There is not a crime I can think of that I wouldn’t commit to be able to eat chips all day and not gain weight. Same goes for ice cream.

why is my neighbor taking down halloween decorations in shorts? there is snow on the ground!

there’s a couple of people i follow where their small avatar gives me a pareidolia effect and when i zoom in “oh, that’s not a photo of a cat, it’s a man’s face” but mentally categorize that person as “cat avatar”

have the whole set

Did you know that Paul Williams was once featured on a 7-Eleven Slurpee cup? Well, now you do...

No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going. It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.

Remembered kids, the Dems love genocide too

being alone is my personal hell.

Want to spend three hours listening to some great horror podcasters talk about my first Gremlins movie? Be my guest! bloody-disgusting.com/podcasts/391...

Yeah man, politics divide. The exploited and the exploiters should like [bong toke] be on the same team. What’s your platform? Well, I made this meme without alt text…

thanks for the spam phone calls, jerks

Happy Tuesday! Have some pie for breakfast, you deserve it. 🥧 ☕ 🦉

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

Has anyone asked Shrek what he thinks about president Trump draining my the swamp?

i had a dream i had just ordered at In-n-out then my alarm went off before i could eat it 😞

The important thing to remember is that Trump is just a freak aberration and in no way related to pre-existing systems or practices, so if we just keep our heads down and fingers crossed he'll eventually go away and then the problem will be solved forever.

I have realized it’s unreasonable to watch every taskmaster series internationally. that’s over 150 hours a year

Ok, 1 minute in and Taskmaster Sweden is already weird. - The seating is like a talk show - There’s 4 regular contestant and a rotating guest contestant - They’re all speaking Swedish