For 18 months, I had to keep the secret that I didn't just voice The Flying Dutchman in the SpongeBob movie, but I also played him in live-action sequences. The hours it took flew by thanks to superb makeup artists Gage Munster & Marcel Banks who were both so kind AND hilarious. 🤣 Thanks fellas! 🙏

Some commissions are just plain fun!

Abby is very tolerant of my home decorating ideas

TONY!!!

I rely on my daily meditation practice to quiet my mind and judge people who don't meditate

SF Bay Area friends and enemies!! Come see me this Friday, 9:00 pm at the Lost Church in North Beach, kicking off Sketchfest doing standup with an amazing bunch of comics!! Grab your tickets now! sched.co/2BR0b

TONIGHT, come see me at the Groundlings! I know, short notice, but this is gonna be a great show with a gang of awesome improvisers from the Groundlings school! Directed by Guy Stevenson Hilarity will abound! It's only five bucks, what better you got to do? groundlings.com/shows/spn

A message for you all to carry through the year

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

TONIGHT! Come see me at the Groundlings! A bunch of amazing Groundlings students and myself will be doing an all improvised holiday theme show, with the hilarious Roy Jenkins directing! $5, 7:30 p.m., come out and have some fun! It'll be awesome! groundlings.com/shows/perfor...

The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...

Hey you! Come see me next Monday at the Groundlings! A bunch of amazing Groundlings students and myself will be doing an all improvised holiday theme show, with the hilarious Roy Jenkins directing! $5, 7:30 p.m., come out and have some fun! Lots of places on Melrose to have dinner, it'll be great!

What a way to find out I've been paying too much for my kids' dicks and balls

Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit

Carl Reiner: I'm torn. Should we cast Dick Van Dyke or Johnny Carson in the lead? Assistant (shrugs): I mean, it's called the Dick Van Dyke Show..?

There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize they have posted their last banger

leaving this photo of Ann Magnuson here for anyone who needs it

The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.

I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.

Tonight! Tonight Friday the 14th, come support and enjoy!

Happy Veterans Day 🫡🇺🇸

This Friday November 15th, come see me at the Groundlings! I know, short notice, but this is gonna be a great show with a gang of awesome improvisers from the Groundlings school! Directed by Harmony McElligott Hilarity will abound! groundlings.com/shows/spn

Californians, please vote Yes on 50 today if you haven't already. If it comes up with anyone you know, encourage them to do the same. Please

If they had forgiven student loans, they wouldn't have had leverage to convince desperate people to join ICE and knowingly commit evil acts. Chilling, interconnected and intentional.

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

The bug is back! On his farewell tour at The Center in Hollywood!

Absolutely Gestapo times. Bad stand ups need to react to this with the intensity they had for a college student not liking their jokes.

Here's a post from another site that people here might find useful: I won't watch onscreen animal death/cruelty in any movie, regardless of genre. The same goes for lurid or prolonged rape scenes. Here's a great site to look for those triggers and many others: doesthedogdie.com

This Monday come see me at the Groundlings! I know, short notice, but this is gonna be a great show with a gang of awesome improvisers from the Groundlings school! Hilarity will abound! It's only five bucks, what better you got to do? groundlings.com/shows/perfor...

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We are at the "Anne Frank" stage of the US immigrant raids campaign. Neighbor hid a 7-year-old and her mother during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’ chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

10 20 30 40 50 or more... The bloody Red Baron was running up the score...

I can't believe Lin-Manuel Miranda invented rap. - my daughter, 2016

The people trying to prevent everyone from knowing what's really happening are never on the right side of history

Today a Waymo stopped for me at a crosswalk. I didn't give it the little "thank you" wave. So I expect to be first against the wall when AI takes over.

So they have blatantly made it illegal to point out that the emperor is naked.

OK, you know, it's all well and good to act like "I want to speak to a manager" is an entitled Karen thing to say. But that phrase exists because most people in customer service aren't empowered by the higher-ups to resolve complaints on their own OR given the training on how to de-escalate.

"The landlord couldn’t evict him. Not unless someone witnessed physical violence." Read the new post on my recovery-related blog, woncha? Maybe it's best one or the opposite or somewhere in the middle. Who's to say? (You, but please be nice). Here's a link! rantmetheserenity.com/leaping-to-c...

Scorpio: The secret to your happiness will remain a secret.

There have always been trans people. There will always be trans people. The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically. Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history. Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍

Follower: How would you like to be remembered? Heinous Hate-speech-spewing Right-wing Lying Podcaster: For my faith