Californians, please vote Yes on 50 today if you haven't already. If it comes up with anyone you know, encourage them to do the same. Please

If they had forgiven student loans, they wouldn't have had leverage to convince desperate people to join ICE and knowingly commit evil acts. Chilling, interconnected and intentional.

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

The bug is back! On his farewell tour at The Center in Hollywood!

Absolutely Gestapo times. Bad stand ups need to react to this with the intensity they had for a college student not liking their jokes.

Here's a post from another site that people here might find useful: I won't watch onscreen animal death/cruelty in any movie, regardless of genre. The same goes for lurid or prolonged rape scenes. Here's a great site to look for those triggers and many others: doesthedogdie.com

This Monday come see me at the Groundlings! I know, short notice, but this is gonna be a great show with a gang of awesome improvisers from the Groundlings school! Hilarity will abound! It's only five bucks, what better you got to do? groundlings.com/shows/perfor...

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We are at the "Anne Frank" stage of the US immigrant raids campaign. Neighbor hid a 7-year-old and her mother during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’ chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

10 20 30 40 50 or more... The bloody Red Baron was running up the score...

I can't believe Lin-Manuel Miranda invented rap. - my daughter, 2016

The people trying to prevent everyone from knowing what's really happening are never on the right side of history

Today a Waymo stopped for me at a crosswalk. I didn't give it the little "thank you" wave. So I expect to be first against the wall when AI takes over.

So they have blatantly made it illegal to point out that the emperor is naked.

OK, you know, it's all well and good to act like "I want to speak to a manager" is an entitled Karen thing to say. But that phrase exists because most people in customer service aren't empowered by the higher-ups to resolve complaints on their own OR given the training on how to de-escalate.

"The landlord couldn’t evict him. Not unless someone witnessed physical violence." Read the new post on my recovery-related blog, woncha? Maybe it's best one or the opposite or somewhere in the middle. Who's to say? (You, but please be nice). Here's a link! rantmetheserenity.com/leaping-to-c...

Scorpio: The secret to your happiness will remain a secret.

There have always been trans people. There will always be trans people. The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically. Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history. Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍

Follower: How would you like to be remembered? Heinous Hate-speech-spewing Right-wing Lying Podcaster: For my faith

When he dies, a huge percentage of his supporters will instantly turn against him & say they never liked him & it will be hilarious

BF: Dinner's ready Me: One sec, need to write a post that saves the United States of America

They say Nostradamus' predictions are too vague to take seriously but I find his assertion that "2025 will be fuckin shithousery squared" chillingly accurate

You can't teargas people into loving your policies

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

Does this parcel contain anything liquid fragile, perishable, or potentially hazardous? Yes

I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation

Me: Robert Redford died Husband: Because of the violent rhetoric of the left?

Judge: I sentence you to life in prison Defendant: NOOOO MY ONLINE PRESENCE

I always knew Jay Leno was not very bright. I didn’t know he was a complete fucking moron. www.huffpost.com/entry/jay-le...

Fair.

Not familiar with the Mets but their gala looks wild

"That’s my spot!” I shrieked like I was being burned alive. “I saw it first!” Did you ever have a mom? Then you may relate to my newest post on my (warning: swear-filled) recovery-related website. Or not. Did you bring a sweater? rantmetheserenity.com/mom-and-all-...

Oh hell yeah. Please support the cause and repost. #WarrenZevon

Good luck getting those boys to listen to some chick

"You should be killed" = unacceptable call for violence "You and everyone like you should be killed" = protected political opinion

mike lee allegedly went to law school and passed the bar. aside from stephen king's claim being true, a dead person's estate can't sue for defamation, on account of the fact that a dead person can't suffer an injury to their reputation, because they are dead.

Tomorrow!! Come see some a pick of hilarious Groundlings students, plus me!!! 7:00 pm, only five bucks!!

Why learn to cook when I can have cereal: a meal and a dessert and a drink

'Am I inside or outside? Or are “inside” and “outside” just concepts foisted on me BY THE MAN?' Please, won't you to read the newest post on my recovery-focused blog site? You don't have to be a lush to enjoy it! 🥃❤️🌲 rantmetheserenity.com/a-tale-of-tw...

Boooyah! I get quite chuffed