I’m going to be introducing a screening as part of the Nolan retrospective at Lightbox this summer - I’m showing the YouTube clip of Nolan standing behind Brittany Murphy rapping along to Eminem performing “Without Me” at the 2002 MTV Movie Awards, come through!

What the

Reddit should have a system where you can give up karma to give more downvotes. It would be absolute chaos.

Malcolm Tucker: “Make no fucking mistake, I will turn your furry hide into my personal fireside rug if you don’t get us those parliament votes, you cheeky Winnie the Pooh forgery!” Paddington: “You sure you don’t want a sandwich then?”

This is the third time in a week the Letterboxd app is acting screwy.

Some actors can do both (honestly the best voice performance from this decade was Wagner Moura), some clearly can’t (almost every actor in the Mario movies). I would kill to hear Laura Bailey or Zeno Robinson headline one of these films one day, though.

Still the most aggravating Oscar snub we’ve had this decade. There was no excuse except laziness on the voters’ part.

What's great about Baywatch is they don't even know how to spell their character's names.

Saw Obsession. I agree with the Navarette praise, but I think Joshnston deserves just as much for so willingly playing Bear as spinelessly amoral as Jerry Lundegaard from Fargo.

Watching The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie. Found out the actress who plays Mary was a regular voice on The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Yay! I have debilitating back pain to the point where I’m borrowing a cane! My life sucks! Huzzah!

Already seeing people pushing for Inde Navarrette to get an Oscar nomination for Obsession. This early in the year, it’s a longshot, but the Academy’s sudden embrace of horror performances the last two years is definitely giving me pause in calling it fantasy.

Fire, Wind, Ice, Water, Earth, Stone.

“Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle!”

I watched the first four seasons of My Hero Academia a few years ago. I liked it well enough, but would I like the back half? Should be noted, I’m an avowed Bakugo hater.

Holy shit, they better give him a good fucking role.

Did not have this one on my bingo card

Jesus Christ it’s me

What’s fun about both Fetterman and Bill Maher is that they vacillate between two modes: one of them is finding war and death and mockery and humiliation hilarious and the other mode is them going “why are you so cruel to me? Why can you not find decency in your heart towards me?”

I’m not doing well right now

This movie rules

Funny thing is that you know that some of her fans are super annoyed this is a joke

This piece is a slaughter. Just merciless writing. Gonna have to send this to a few people.

when they do a 4k remaster and the value of the previous blu-ray goes through the roof

Team Four Star had me on their podcast to talk about my current hyperfixation -- ✂️ KILLER DOLLS ❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v-gqBbd2qY

Heat. I’ve tried, but I truly feel like almost every single person I know has been pranking me on its greatness for as long as I’ve followed movies.

I think some of James Cameron's legal problems have been bullshit (I'm looking at you, Harlan), but this lawsuit from Q'orianka Kilcher has some merit. It goes past having a mood board or a look book with someone's face in it. He has spent years saying he used her as his primary inspiration.

The Hollywood Reporter: “Ted Turner WAS Captain Planet.” Robot Chicken knew.

It is 2010. Nintendo announces that the next Starfox game will be a remake of Starfox 64. It is 2015. Nintendo announces a “new” Starfox game (but it was in fact a remake of Starfox 64). It is 2026. Nintendo announces that the next Starfox game will be a remake of Starfox 64.

I swear to God, Nintendo needs to throw us Fire Emblem fans a goddamn bone soon.

This is like the third or fourth time they’ve remade that fucking game

Avengers: Doomsday is about the Avengers doing a time heist to go back to 2003 so they find a bottle of Hershey’s Hulk Syrup then force me to drink it while they laugh at me.

Got the 1982 Sweeney Todd on. Hearn might be the best Sweeney. Really captures a sort of bursting madness.

Howard Ashman.

Watching the episode of Pinky and the Brain where they parody The Third Man. Their version of the ferris wheel speech is so, so brilliant.

NW: Mermaids. Hoskins is kind of walking away with this?

Top 15 television shows, gut instinct only: Community Mad Men Breaking Bad Better Call Saul Hey Arnold Pinky and the Brain Fullmetal Alchemist (2003) The Simpsons (until S13 or so) Paranoia Agent Seinfeld Fargo (ignoring S4) Death Note Game of Thrones (until S6) Severance 30 Rock

Shoutout to my friend Wade who pointed out that with the overwhelming global popularity of One Piece, Alan Moore’s prediction in Watchmen of pirate comics overtaking superhero comics has come true

1. Diary of a Mad Housewife (1970) 2. The Testament of Ann Lee (2025) 3. Project Hail Mary (2026) 4. The Spy Who Came in from the Cold (1965) 5. The Quiet Man (1952)

Really enjoying Margo’s Got Money Troubles so far.

8/10 as a score = "mediocre, and disappointing in its mundanity. an utter let down that is only made worse by the potential it held. worth less than trash." 4/5 as a score = "a masterpiece left imperfect. a raw glimpse into a visionary mind. a cult classic worth dissecting for its humanity."

‘Disappointed’ ‘Surprised’ ‘Betrayed’: 12 Dogs Who Were Given a Bath After Being Embraced and Told ‘It’s Time for Your Bath’

Me at work all the time now: Not sure if looksmaxxxing or simply dutch

I still find it uncanny how much Ben Platt stole from Todd when he made the Dear Evan Hansen movie.

Judgment. I've seen it with and without the E. WHICH FUCKING ONE IS IT