Put on The Big Lebowski to chill to. I really want to know what John Milius thought of Walter.

"OMG, you are so dramatic!" Cartoon by @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social

“I knew he was bluffing.” No you didn’t. Shut up with that bullshit.

This dipshit is literally Lucy with a nuclear football

Optimistic

I can’t believe I won’t even get to play the new Fire Emblem now

I did NOT need all this existential anxiety on my day off, goddammit

[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this

My Best Supporting Actor choices from 1950 to 2025

“This is a painful, deeply difficult topic, and one that deserved more than the deliberate provocation of showing Princess Rosalina doing target practice in the Gusty Gardens Galaxy to take revenge on her classmates,” wrote IndieWire film critic Andrew Wreden

Same energy

We doing the thing again where we all hope It Happens and even though it doesn’t it’ll be nice to imagine it for a while? The buying a lotto ticket of the 2020s?

Sometimes I wonder if Arthur Chu is going to try and stage a comeback on here. He’s been radio silent for like 5 or 6 years.

I generally like Benny Safdie as a character actor, but jeez I hated his voice work as Bowser Jr.

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

NW: The Testament of Ann Lee. Look, I know that Best Actress lineup was stacked as hell, but Seyfried is doing some career best work here.

Neil Gorsuch, most cases: In the case of Protester vs. Tank, I find the protester's family liable for stain damage to the treads Neil Gorsuch, in any case involving Native American law:

Please oh please let him open his yap and interrupt oral arguments. Please.

This could hypothetically end with John Roberts, mid-breakdown, grabbing high voltage wires without gloves

Favorite viewings in March: 1. All Quiet on the Western Front (1930) 2. I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang (1932) 3. Love and Death (1975) 4. The Lost Weekend (1945) 5. RRR (2022) 6. Mildred Pierce (1945) 7. Pygmalion (1938) 8. After Dark, My Sweet (1990) 9. Sabrina (1954) 10. National Velvet (1944)

Per YouGov Rahm Emanuel is the 78th most popular Democrat, behind everyone from Michael Dukakis to Barney Frank. He is 12 places behind Harry Reid, who died five years ago. To the extent anything's happening here it's *entirely* media-driven. yougov.com/en-us/rating...

RIP Mary Beth Hurt, a key ingredient in what makes Chilly Scenes of Winter such an underrated marvel.

Still no Waluigi

Deeply fucking embarrassing

My phone background has been the same thing for 9 years now.

in between patients, the Pitt doctors should also be trying to figure out which one of them is The Thing

Look, if this country ever gets through this, MAGA memorabilia needs to be treated like Nazi memorabilia. Trump's signature should be akin to scarlet letter. Having a MAGA hat in your house should be like having Klan robes or family photos taken at a lynching.

Okay, I guess we’re getting a Smash Bros movie then. Place your bets on which mildly disgruntled celebrity will voice Marth.

Just thinking about how 20 years ago, my only gripes with a certain author was that she killed off my favorite character with a fucking curtain.

I don't really think your opinion on Harry Potter has any intrinsic moral valence, but c'mon, you should really not be giving Rowling money or attention if you care at all about trans rights, y'know? She's not an author with bad opinions, she's a full-time political activist who used to write books.

Man, this one still pisses me off

Rewatching Scent last night gave me further clarity on why I was so attached to Dominic Sessa in The Holdovers: Witnessing O’Donnell get eaten alive by an unrelenting Pacino makes it a HARD watch. You could tell Pacino seemed to be unconfident in his screen partner.

Can’t Harry Potter fans just get their hits from fanfiction at this point? You won’t be paying her, and you’ll probably stumble into something better than she actually wrote.

wouldn't be the first time disney killed sora

Maurice LaMarche’s imitation of Pacino in Scent of a Woman from the Critic is like a 1;1 match. I’m rewatching Scent right now and if someone told me LaMarche dubbed some lines over, I’d believe them.

Still can't believe they let Denis Villeneuve get away with casting Pattinson as a Tleilaxu face-dancer. The sicko shit we're in for...

when I see a bad take: [this person follows me]: oh man, they must be having a rough time, best to give grace. [this person doesn’t follow me]: what a credulous dipshit, a stupid loser who believes idiotic things

The Testament of Ann Lee by the Coward Robert Ford

Say what you will about Duolingo, but after two-plus years of daily Portuguese lessons, I can read all of the Brazilian tweets and skeets trashing Chappell Roan and they're hilarious

Everything I’ve ever heard about Chappell Roan has been by accident.

Remember this when certain state funerals are planned in the future and people get their knickers tied in a bunch because people aren’t sufficiently grieving, and call for them to lose jobs and such.

Just watched After Dark, My Sweet. Jason Patric is honestly amazing in it. He has such a fucked-up look in his eye.

If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar

Just saw a post comparing OBAA’s win to Green Book, and I think I have to close this app for the day.

MrBeast Offers $50,000 To Anyone Who Can Survive Seeing What Lies Beneath His Mask https://theonion.com/mrbeast-offers-50000-to-anyone-who-can-survive-seeing-what-lies-beneath-his-mask/

HOLY SHIT THAT EPILOGUE BIT

Actual Best Picture Wins Best Picture

Increasingly difficult to get Ludwig back for the Community movie.

Future Academy Award winner Amy Madigan refusing to clap when industry traitor Elia Kazan was awarded an honorary Oscar in 1999.