Rewatching The Piano. God the Criterion Blu-ray is crisp as all hell.

Oh no.

What terrible news to go to bed to in regards to Sam Neil. His performance in The Piano is one of my favorites of the 90’s, one that should have garnered him awards.

“I don’t celebrate death” okay well skill issue

They should just admit that Mitch is also dead so they can get a deal on caskets.

Woke up to the Lindsay Graham second-act twist.

Obi-Wan: “It’s over, Anakin. I have the high ground! It gives me +30 to Avoid!” Anakin: “You underestimate my RNG.” Obi-Wan: “Don’t try it, I also have +20 to crit on this tile-“ Anakin: “MY LUCK STAT WILL NEGATE YOUR CRIT!” *jumps and gets slashed* Obi-Wan: “Fucking warned ya, bro.”

Me, whenever a comment section get ugly:

MAYOR MAMDANI HELP

My comfort food movie. I always feel ten years old again whenever I watch it.

Here’s to their wedding three years ago, which happened like 30 miles away from me and utterly fucked the traffic.

Trying to do a hypothetical casting of a late 70’s version of Dogville. John Heard as Tom is non-negotiable, and Mitchum feels obvious for The Big Man, but I’m torn on Keaton or Clayburgh for Grace.

Platner really was some sort of litmus test for a Sunk Cost Fallacy.

"There’s simply no way any of us could have predicted a Nazi SS guy with his eyeballs dangling out of his sockets and the Staff of Ra broiled into his flesh like grill marks on a meat slab would be such a terrible candidate for Senate."

Honestly this Odyssey is going to be hard to top

My neighbor behind us nearly set ours and my next door neighbor’s houses on fire by shooting off fireworks into 25mph winds. He booked it inside when cops came, and he’ll probably never face repercussions for it.

Celebrating July 4th the way the Founding Fathers intended: rooting for Canada. CANADA VS. MOROCCO LET'S GOOOOO

I swear, "a pope from Chicago excommunicates a Nazi-adjacent sect" is like a cut scene from The Blues Brothers

My dog turns 12 today. She’s slowed down a lot. She’s now on a no-fat diet after a bout of pancreatitis, her hearing is starting to go, and her arthritis is getting worse. But I’m so glad she’s in my life, and glad that I’ve had her for so many years.

Go for it. Full sun. Dark suit. No AC. Show everyone how real men handle the heat.

Schumer and every single Senate Democrat needs to come out immediately opposing any election year appointment to a corrupt court by a corrupt president. None of this "well let's wait and see who he nominates" bullshit. Link arms and oppose TODAY.

What the

The Oscars subreddit is super hostile to people saying Obsession has a shot.

Calling it now: Navarrette wins Best Actress. I haven’t seen pop culture hype like this for a performance since Ledger as the Joker. I’m confident she’s getting in at this point, at least.

Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort is the most Muppety performance ever given by a non-Muppet.

He's not wrong.

Janet?! Marty?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

how my homunculus looks at me when i ask it to eat another cinder block

Me trying to watch a film every day: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me writing a review of every film I watch: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me admiring my Letterboxd stats: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.

It gives me great peace to know that the guy who will take over after Trump dies doesn’t have any of the charisma that allowed Trump to skate past consequences and will be eaten alive in months if not weeks

But my bosses didn’t like me so they shot me into space.

MVP of Disclosure Day if you ask me

The best performance in Disclosure Day is Courtney Grace at the end. Convinced me on the climax more than Koepp’s screenplay did.

“This concept of ‘wuv’ confuses AND INFURIATES US!”

My top 10 Spielberg: 1. Jaws 2. Raiders of the Lost Ark 3. West Side Story 4. A.I. Artificial Intelligence 5. E.T. the Extraterrestrial 6. Schindler’s List 7. Catch Me if You Can 8. The Last Crusade 9. Lincoln 10. The Fabelmans HM: Jurassic Park

“Spielberg is back!” He didn’t go anywhere. West Side Story and The Fabelmans are fantastic movies.

dude i was just thinking that OoT needed to be more off-puttingly realistic

WHAT THE FUCK?! They have a Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer in the NINTENDO Direct?!

tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building

I love how many people are just excited for Ehrenreich’s growing comeback. The dude was blackballed for like 5 years.