really interesting to me that pete hegseth — who incidentally was accused of domestic abuse — is obsessed with war crimes

I want convert one of the countless abandoned Rite Aids I drive by into a two auditorium arthouse movie theater, goddammit.

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

Oh my god

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol. Not because of vaccines. Not because of some headline. I’m autistic because that’s how my brain works. Stop treating us like a problem. Start listening to us.

And here I was, thinking I was tapped out on embarrassment.

It’s officially Little Shop of Horrors day (“23rd Day in the Month of September”), and I found this charming video from the current cast. (According to the credits, video directed by Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House)

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

‘DID YOU BOYCOTT DISNEY YOU LITTLE SHIT?’

Is there a way to hit Sinclair the way that we’re hitting Disney?

Seems wrong to characterize the Kimmel affair, as I’ve seen some people do, as “corporate censorship.” The but-for condition was a direct threat by the FCC chair; that’s state censorship.

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

Reporters, this is when you ask him what day it is. And how to spell his name. Have him count backwards. Just see how that all turns out.

I hate this man so much

I will day this, the Disney Adults have proven themselves much more ready to meet this moment than any Harry Potter Adult has.

Phoenix Wright-ass name

This man has spent his entire life desperately trying to MAKE people like him. And when he dies, people in his employ will simply scramble to assume his position. His children will fight for the money and property he leaves behind. And people will look back and think: "what an idiot."

you can buy a bunch of cosmetics for 60 bucks or you can buy Persona 5 Royal on Steam for the same price

To any of my followers who have seen Hamnet: Is Mescal actually supporting?

Carl Anderson in Jesus Christ Superstar

FCC boss Brendan Carr's old tweets resurface after #JimmyKimmelLive was pulled "Political satire is one of the oldest & most important forms of free speech" "It challenges those in power while using humor to draw more people in" "Should the government censor speech it doesn’t like? Of course not"

Only Kate McKinnon playing "Democracy" at a piano in the cold open can save us.

I feel like I’m not seeing a light at the end of the tunnel for all this shit

I mean it’s gotta be Gable, right?

Jake Gyllenhaal in Donnie Darko. A rewatch earlier in the year cemented it. I genuinely don’t think he ever topped this.

Affleck in Jesse James.

jimmy kimmels time slot replaced with reruns of jimmy fallon playfully ruffling trumps hair

At this point, it must be performance art, right? The country is in free fall and he’s posting about Obamacare subsidies. Still trying to reach that elusive swing voter right before a fucking mid-term. Surreal.

excuse me, is this all Kimmel said? journalists need to be extremely clear about what the fuck is going on here, because even the offence is astroturfed. it’s all pretext. some of them literally said Kirk would be their Reichstag fire!

Oh this is gonna piss a few people off

Holy shit

Question: Can Senate dems force a vote of no confidence to oust him as their speaker?

Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glenn Ross (I still haven’t seen Malcolm X)

Jerry from Ben & Jerry's has resigned after 47 years after Unilever silenced their politcal activism.

Right wingers are full of shit, they wanted “legalized comedy” until they got made fun of, they wanted “free speech” until they got offended, they wanted easy access to guns until one of their loudmouths got clipped

John Lone in The Last Emperor

Gimme more

Jack Lemmon in Missing. (I owe Kingsley a rewatch, though)

I’m boring. It’s Brando in On the Waterfront. (Honestly Boggart is my favorite of the nominees, but he’s more supporting than lead)

Michael Shannon in Take Shelter.

Okay, by my ruleset (first non-festival release, world-wide) this one might be a different year by Oscar rules. But as it stands: Bob Hoskins in The Long Good Friday. He’d be my win any year, though.

Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. A rewatch of Dog Day might change my mind.

Name me a year, and I’ll tell you who my choice for Best Lead Actor is.

Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"

Ethan Hawke in Boyhood

Sam Rockwell in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

"so much for the tolerant left" shut up, shut the fuck up convincing people that allowing evil to happen is "tolerance" might have worked on spineless neo-liberals but I ain't having that shit you cannot convince me being intolerant of evil is the greater evil, don't fucking insult my intelligence