I’m evil at this game #splatoon3

Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.

Chat did I cook with this one?

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

I'm not prepared to live in a world where Indiana University is a football school instead of a basketball school.

a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

This was a particularly nice stamp throw #splatoon3clips

math textbook covers for some reason:

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Comedy bit idea: confusing Don Knotts with Don Rickles. ‘The Andy Griffith Show’ gets edgy while ‘Casino’ gets slapstick.

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

I really locked in here #Splatoon3

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There should be a "jogging man" where you survive for, like, an hour and get $100k.

Ugh, Mike Tirico and the SNF crew just said the goalpost has a 4" width... it's a diameter, not a width.

What if Jesus was autistic? *Was* Jesus autistic?

“Christ, what an asshole” has never worked better as a caption

It’s enraging the extent to which the corporate media is not relentlessly covering and showing this brutality.

What idiot let the president watch 'A House of Dynamite'?

A truly amazing idea popped into my mind tonight: a 'KPop Demon Hunters' mockumentary in the style of 'This is Spinal Tap.'

"Leukemia" would go hard as a name for a twitch streamer were it not for the fact that the name "Leukemia" is also insanely depressing

@tessaract.gay ggs!

lmao

Saw the username "milfs √" in a game tonight, and it stuck with me after I imagined "Milf Squareroot" as an old-timey, hard-nosed and hard-drinking private eye.

This one felt good. #splatoon3 #splatoon

Statement from Illinois Governor JB Pritzker

[me trying to come up with a folksy expression] well ain't that a racist toblerone

Here's some music to tide over the Taylor Swift fans reading this youtu.be/5gZOYKHXwyQ?...

I have to be completely honest: the wording, "you've verified you're an adult with Kids Web Service" does not make me feel better.

Mister tough warrior Hegseth too scared to say "fuck" 😂

What the United States is actually doing is using its massive military capabilities to airstrike random boats full of Latino people because Stephen Miller is all-but-open fascist who gets a weird semi-sexual thrill out of killing people of color. It's absolutely rogue state behavior

If anybody can pull off playing an entire federal agency, it's Greta Lee.

Alan Rickman implies the existence of an Ellen Rickwoman

righteous gemstones was a documentary

There's no more fitting tribute to Charlie Kirk than the one they're giving him right now: nominally Christian survivors on the same grift clambering over one another for more publicity, capped by the shambling, lurching embodiment of everything they long to be. You couldn't write anything meaner

The follow-up post is the best part.

There's a little voice in Greg Gutfield's head that knows his entire worldview is nonsense, but he can't control his emotions. Gutfield is more hormonal than the pink hat feminists in his imagination.

All four of these teams won today btw

I think Crawford has it.

Some of the high quality content Zuckerberg’s platform is algorithmically shoveling into the brains of American consumers. This story is 100% made up, in case that wasn’t obvious.

must sometimes be incredibly weird to live in the world you spent your life advocating for

Politics reporter from Deseret News:

This is the most racist SEO has ever been...

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

JV Dunce's own mom was a drug addict. Reasonable people would say she's responsible for her addiction, but JV over here is so racist that he blames her actions on brown people.

30 years ago, I loved having homemade pizza that my family would bake in the oven. Now, I have an outdoor pizza oven that can can make this: