Oh, honey . . . if Democrats could *really* rig elections, why aren't they in power in the White House, Senate, House, and Supreme Court right now? You're such a simple thing.

Every single Republican voted against it.

Soup fork. 😂

This is your periodic reminder that Democrats introduced legislation in 2021 to ban gerrymandering nationwide and every republican voted against it except two who were absent.

OMG 🤣🤣🤣 This is SOOOOOO accurate. This ad needs to spread like WILDFIRE, especially on #EarthDay! You know what to do. #sheshed

This is absolute horseshit - He's been 100% manipulating markets with his fairytale ceasefire and peace talks. CNBC should be embarrassed for just publishing whatever falls out of this guy's mouth hole. stocks.apple.com/AYiaRZJ0nQky...

If anyone knows of any job openings for a 52-year-old who can’t read just let me know

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

Caitlyn Jenner: “Mr. President, my passport has an ‘M’ on it. What does that mean?” Senile Satan: “The ‘M’ stands for moron. You were stupid enough to support me.”

We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.

Dear Media: Blindly quoting the President without fact-checking or context is just misinformation with a press pass. We don’t need stenographers; we need journalists. Do your job.

This reads like the childhood diary of a future school shooter.

It also makes them sound more tough and macho than they actually are. We need something that clearly communicates that they literally had to invent a girl who would be willing to talk with them.

Hungary has chosen Europe. Europe has always chosen Hungary. A country reclaims its European path. The Union grows stronger.

The GOP are treasonous traitors who have betrayed America

Rudnick's brilliant tweets are the only reason I keep my Hellsite™ acct I don't scroll the site now, but when I did I wished he would post on Bluesky I thought 'someone should screenshot these and post them here' So that's what I do now, my wee contribution to the fight🍁 @paulrudnick.bsky.social

So...the new approach to the Strait is, "You're not breaking up with me, I'm breaking up with you!" I'm I reading this correctly?

What a rambling, incoherent bunch of psychobabble

FYI, Seattle.

So say we all

More Women Accuse Rep. Eric Swalwell Of Sexual Misconduct. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

Had no idea how much I needed this today...

Seen at local pubs...by Primitive Brewing, Seattle

Sharing a fake pic of Melanie & her former beau, Epstein

Exactly ten minutes after the Trump children place their bets on the polymarket

What the president is doing is batshit crazy.

We have never looked more feckless and ridiculous to the entire world.

Where Congress should be a check on Trump’s every abuse of power—this Republican Congress is shamefully absent, even when he threatens to wipe out an entire country. My message to every American: you are voting in the fall. Your voice and your vote matter. You are not powerless.

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

I can’t believe I woke up relieved today that we lost the war instead of mass murdering people

The median wine mom voter wants hangings when this ends, just sharing what I hear in the sports stands from the parents

Very deep. #quoteoftheweek #iranwar

OPINION: "Every hospital that closes, every meal program that disappears, every decision made in Washington without Mississippi's full voice at the table is the cost of silence in a state where silence was once enforced at gunpoint," Duvalier Malone writes.

Hegseth: We don’t announce anything before we do it. That would be dumb. Got that, stupid journalists? Trump: I’m going to blow you up on Tuesday.

DONALD TRUMP LAST WEEK: "We don't need the Strait of Hormuz!" DONALD TRUMP THIS WEEK: "OMG! OMG! Open the Strait of Hormuz or we will commit war crimes on you!!!!!!!!"

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Did ya all know that every authoritarian dictator has to purge his military leadership to remove those who refuse his unlawful orders? It’s kind of a thing.

Future Primitive Brewing, Seattle

Hope someone is writing all this down, we could probably turn this shit show into a musical.

It's PAST time!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Another beautiful Easter message from the President who loves Jesus with all his heart and soul.

Hard for Trump to get out of a war that is making so much money for Putin.

america's failed its white men by not giving them cars they can work on in their driveways... and now they lack that sense of accomplishment and have turned all their time to bitching about how immigrants & woke culture have robbed them of their self-worth. GET THEM FELLAS UNDER A HOOD! wait... 🤔

Pam Bondi’s portrait was taken down at DOJ and tossed in a trash bin soon after her firing. MS NOW obtained the photo. The move reflects how deeply unpopular she was among career officials. Ken Dilanian & Carol Leonnig scoop www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

I don't ask for much. I just want the world to stop burning. I want preventable diseases to be prevented. I want clean air and water. I want people to have bodily autonomy. I want him to have a massive stroke. I want more time with my dogs. I want good coffee and cannabis.

Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net

The second half of this headline is unmitigated horseshit: apple.news/AuGBzSrKCSRi...

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Anyone who thinks the United States should withdraw from NATO has never studied history nor understands the mission of NATO.