Never have I felt more in tune with a stuffed animal.

Only trump would think 10 years old is "fully matured"

NEVER FORGET! Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files, Epstein Files…

. D-Day . . . 6-6-1944 ... 💠 👊 💠

By Jim Benton

Staggering levels of corruption. They’re using every possible lever of power to enrich themselves and their friends and families. And the “party of fiscal responsibility” simply doesn’t care.

Update: I am reliably informed the tennis ball has rolled under the sofa. I repeat, code red, inaccessible tennis ball.

Boycott CBS

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Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

the best argument against democracy is 5 mins with the median voter, the best argument for democracy is remembering that without it, thats who gets what they want, not you

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

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Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.

"WILL YOU SING AT MY FREEDOM 250 CONCERT?"

My latest posted cartoon.

What a sick burn 🤷🏼‍♂️

BREAKING: The Titanic musicians have backed out of Freedom 250.

Sorry to hear about Jeff Bezos's rocket exploding prematurely. A good technique to prevent that from happening is to try thinking about something you find totally unarousing or even repulsive, like giving workers a living wage or paying a fair share of taxes.

Giants OLB Abdul Carter on why he responded critically to Jaxson Dart’s decision to introduce Donald Trump: www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.

No idea

Holy shit this cartoon.

Zohran in office less than a year and the Knicks already in the finals for the first time since 1999 — but sure keep telling us Democratic Socialism can’t work🤷🏻

And also, it corresponds with his health and poll numbers plummeting.

Dear @cnn.com :: small correction :: I’m seeking $8.647 million.

1. With poll after poll suggesting that the Democrats are going to win back the House and perhaps the Senate in the coming congressional elections, expect to see more discussion about the practical need to be nice to Americans who regret voting for Donald Trump.

So that’s the plan!

Nixon: "I am not a crook." Trump: "I am a crook. So what."

“Sorry, I couldn’t make your wedding, Eric. I didn’t want to go.” “Dad, I’m Barron.” “Nobody gives a shit about your pronouns, Eric. You should really take a cognitive test, you’re mixing up your own name.”

@staceyabrams.com I am once again asking you to consider a bid for the President of the United States. Even if you lose, you may get picked as vice. You're a great candidate.

The main difference between the Bible and To Kill a Mockingbird is that when someone calls To Kill a Mockingbird their favorite book, they’ve probably read it.

... forgot to mention, I can't quite see why America reacts differently to these two athletes - what could it possibly be?

Exactly this

Rudnick's brilliant tweets are the only reason I keep my Hellsite™ acct I don't scroll the site now, but when I did I wished he would post on Bluesky I thought 'someone should screenshot these and post them here' So that's what I do now, my wee contribution to the fight🍁 @paulrudnick.bsky.social

A POSITIVE THOUGHT FOR TODAY Honestly, voting is like taking a bus. If there isn't one going exactly to your destination, you don't stay at home and sulk—you take the one going closest to where you want to be. We can vote better than they can cheat.

Awesome question! So yeah, where are you guys with that? We certainly can't rely on: * the media * the DOJ * Congress, or * Rep. Massie ever following through...

Or maybe even just finally follow thru on his threat to read the names... What has he got to lose now?

1. Number of stories about Trump buying and selling hundreds of millions of dollars in stocks in the first three months of 2026: CBS: 0 CNN: 0 Fox News: 0 NPR: 0 PBS: 0 Politico: 0 Semafor: 0 Business Insider: 0

I really wish we had a functioning media that would him even 10% as accountable as they did Obama and Biden. This is beyond ridiculous and the GOP Congress is complicit

So… other governments are telling him what to do. Huh… I thought it was only Putin and Bibi who pulled his strings

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Every single day--sometimes by the hour--the Trump admin is openly doing corrupt and illegal and immoral things that would have led to Biden or Obama being impeached with a bipartisan vote.

Call to Activism -Joe Gallina 🚨WOW! Mayor Zohran Mamdani just MOCKED Ronald Reagan’s famous quote. “I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’” “I worked all day and can’t feed my family.” BOOM.