Hole Man
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I am a man. Also, a hole.
Popes pick lame names. Iād go with Pope Beavis or Pope Butthead. Would you rather the third Leo or the first Butthead?
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Breaking news: JD Vance got pegged by a couch
8 months ago
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Itās such a bummer for capitalism that the worldās richest man is obviously an idiot.
9 months ago
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RickyFTW
9 months ago
I need him and Gritty to meet
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Nathan Bulmer
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Bill Corbett
10 months ago
When the questions are getting rough and you're starting to feel that roadkill skunk you snacked on before the hearing
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Itās crazy that AI turned out to be a scam. Itās not like tech-bro investors have been pushing nothing but scams for decadesā¦
10 months ago
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Nathan Bulmer
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At this point, they should probably give up on adding the āgamble responsibly/seek helpā message on every sports betting commercial. We all know itās not helping
10 months ago
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Not to brag or anything, but I havenāt seen any of the best picture nominees. Iām not a hero or anything, Iām just a cool guy.
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ā šligarch f*ckery detected
10 months ago
I knew it!
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They should remake the Social Network, but from a 2025 perspective. Mark Zuvkerberg isnāt some ātechno punk anarchist genius,ā but just some rich kid who hates privacy and is a weird little freak. Trent Reznor still does the score.
10 months ago
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Jake_Vig
10 months ago
My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.
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Jeffrey Rowland
10 months ago
Got up in the middle of the night to go the bathroom. Turned on the light and sat down and looked at the floor. Dog poops on the floor, four or five of them in a chaotic pattern. How did I miss stepping on them? The Lord guided my feet around the dog poops, obviously. Anyway I'm a The Lord guy now.
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I just invested my life savings in $shiftycoin, a new crypto created by Shifty Pete, the local con artist. I got a good feeling about this one! Have fun staying poor, losers
10 months ago
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Randall Munroe
10 months ago
Human Altitude
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Everyone praising Nosferatu should watch a true classic. Iām not joking. This is a better movie in every way.
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Molly Jong-Fast
10 months ago
Oh man
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Donāt ever give up on your dreams⦠until you hit 30. You basically have a ten year window to get things going. After that, give up on your dreams. It feels fantastic.
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The best way to fix society is for us to all get together and steal Mark Zuckerbergās lunch money.
10 months ago
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Pitch for a network TV show: Doctor Cop Heās a doctor and a cop. He has to solve medical mysteries while also also solving crime mysteries. The twist? Heās terrible at both jobs.
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YouTube keeps recommending clips from Suits to me, but each clip is titled something like āgenius lawyer tricks crooked judgeā or something like that, implying the footage is of real events. And then itās always the Suits lawyer pulling some basic law shit thatās either illegal or basic.
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Kevin Parry
10 months ago
Chair Stop-Motion šŖšØ Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
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Classic Sluggo
add a skeleton here at some point
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It is such a bummer for the pro-capitalism weirdos out there that the richest man in the world is kind of dumb
10 months ago
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My niece asked me to put on Cars 2, which she said was her favorite movie. Five minutes in, she asked me āwhy are the cars talking?ā I was like, āare you serious, thatās like the whole concept of the movieā She had never seen it before. I donāt know why she lied to me about this, but I respect it.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
11 months ago
Not paying for a knob, not 3D printing a knob, but a secret third thing
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Liz Cheney is not a hero. Sheās just a monster who hates another monster. Cheney and Trump both suck, donāt make either of them out to be heroes
11 months ago
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Spent NYE watching Wicked, eating Red Lobster, and then sitting with my dog so she wasnāt scare of fireworks. Pretty solid night.
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Nosferatu is the only movie I saw in 2024 where somebody hangs dong. This means that Nosferatuās dong is THE dong of 2024.
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Haus of Decline
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matt be
11 months ago
If only theyād thought to put trampolines at the bottom of wells, so many tragedies would now be hilarious anecdotes.
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Scrooge was like āfuck Christmasā and then a ghost was like āhey, look at this sick kidā and Scrooge was like āhell yeah, Christmas rulesā
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Hey, maybe instead of planning the ultimate Christmas decoration scheme, Biden couldāve focused on not screwing over the 2024 election? Sure, the trees look nice⦠but, you knowā¦
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Just to be clear, the vast majority of Marvel What If episodes result in Thanos snapping all life out of existence. Thatās kind of a big deal
11 months ago
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VanDammit
11 months ago
BREAKING: Using careful measurements and controlled environments, scientists have concluded that a loud fart in a mall during Christmas Eve shopping is not as embarrassing as owning a
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Everyone keeps talking about Christmas movies, but there are some great New Years movies. For example, End of Days is a movie about Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to keep the devil from getting laid on NYE
11 months ago
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Look at these perverts getting boners for stars, itās disgusting
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11 months ago
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If youāre 50 or older and worth millions of dollars, and you donāt retire, then youāre a psychopath.
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The Life of Sharks š®šŖšµšøšŗš¦š³ļøāšš³ļøāā§ļø
11 months ago
Bond Villain Sharks.
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Just watched Venom: The Last Dance and itās a perfect example of why you need to give characters motivation. None of the primary characters in that movie have any goals, theyāre just doing stuff and then monsters show up.
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The Weekly Planet
11 months ago
How Chris Evans will return to MCU?
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Iāve literally seen more people complaining about people saying Die Hard is a Christmas movie than Iāve ever seen people saying that itās a Christmas movieā¦
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Jingle Bells - classic song, no notes Jingle Bell Rock - does not rock, feels like an old man trying to pander to teens in the ā50s. Iām a classic Jingle Bells man. There is no debate.
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Just tried listening to Mark Cuban on Jon Stewartās podcast and I almost threw my phone at the TV. Heās literally just shilling for crypto the entire time, a thing that is, without a doubt, a bad idea that has no real utility and has cost regular people millions of dollars.
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