A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Yes, I agree. Only billionaires should be allowed on this mission. As many of them as possible. We wouldn't want any of them to feel left out! What an exciting opportunity for all of us.

Time to disregard Google search entirely. Back to librarians with card catalogues, we go...

qtp with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry

Paul McCartney made his first US television appearance (with the Beatles) on this same stage on February 9, 1964, adding further significance to his being at the Ed Sullivan Theater to celebrate Stephen Colbert.

Paramount cancelled Stephen Colbert last night. I cancelled my Paramount subscription this morning. @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

True, but just TRY to get something like this past the GOP.

We still got juice

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

Truly, a man of the American people.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated

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Wouldn't it be nice if you could say goodbye to TurboTax and file your taxes for free, online, and directly with the IRS? I have a bill to get that done.

"Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead." -- Kurt Vonnegut, who died #OTD 2007

Lotta men out there giving men with small penises a bad name 😔

Think about that..

The Jetsons lied to us

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James bond. Go!

President's net approval is lowest of any 21st-century president heading into a State of the Union address during a second term.

zohran increased the number of snow shovelers from 500 to 1,400 for this blizzard, paying them $30/hour to shovel sidewalks with at least a four-foot berth so that wheelchairs and strollers can get through. he didn't overhaul city government to do it, he just used the power given to him and did it!

What's your comfort horror movie? 🎬

I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.

If the motherfucking KING OF ENGLAND is willing to have his own brother arrested because he's a pedo, whomever is running in the midterms and in 2028 needs to bring fire and brimstone for EVERYONE in the files. Charles himself realizes how important this is! This is not an extreme position!

This may end up being a massive own goal for the Trump administration.

Fair.

Over a million views in 11 hours. Guess the bad guys trying to silence this Colbert interview with @jamestalarico.bsky.social really didn’t work, huh? Such a shame… #StreisandEffect @colbertlateshow.bsky.social youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

this video has doubled its views in the last like three hours 🥰 www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

Defiance through compassion is my love language.

Mamdani announces a new executive order protecting New Yorkers from "abusive immigration enforcement," including requiring ICE to have a judicial warrant to enter NYC property

“Trump may be racist but you’re fat” isn’t the sick burn whatever moron runs the GOP account thinks it is

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It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.

Call your reps —

The easiest way to win my vote in the Democratic primaries is to promise to prosecute every Trump administration figure who broke the law.

Cruelty is a choice.

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The same people who are asking why a peaceful protestor would need a gun can't order a latte without one.

I know... pointing out hypocrisy to Republicans is err... pointless.

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/

Important perspective from Greenland.

He wasn't your mayor before you got on the plane either, you nutbag. Being physically in New York City doesn't suddenly make you a NYC resident or Zohran your mayor. That's not how cities work. That's not how mayors work. smdh at mothertrucking X people

He goes on to describe one of his officers being stopped when she was off-duty solely because she's non-white, harassed by ICE goons who slapped her phone out of her hand as she tried to record, only to be let go when she finally revealed she was a cop.

This is, in my opinion, not only the correct moral/ethical/legal position but also the correct political framing. Everyone can see the agency is out of control; everyone can see that it is constantly violating human rights. "Scrap it and start over" is the moderate position.

Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me

it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86