Shaved my beard and now my face is cold.

Hey there Delilah, what's it like to hit the griddy

The DC Discord is having THREE AMAs this week with @gregrucka.com, @skottieyoung.bsky.social, and @tonyfleecs.bsky.social! Ask them all your questions about Batwoman, Lobo, and Deathstroke! I advise you to preemptively discard any question that could be phrased as starting with “Are you gonna”

Glad I’m getting a haircut today. Any time my hair gets as long as it is currently it always ends up looking like a bird’s nest. If the bird was unfortunate enough to get thrown in a hedge mid-hurricane.

Me in the gym: *doing my best to keep noise down, aware that this is a shared space* Everyone else, seemingly: *throws weights around like they owe them money*, *grunting and groaning like they’re about to orgasm*, *continuously letting machine weights slam hard*, etc.

The Telegraph always at the forefront of need-to-know stories.

While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.

#ClayfaceMovie only in theaters October 23. #TomRhysHarries #NaomiAckie

Shocking if true

Tuesday

If they made a Wonder Girl Prime to go with Superboy Prime, then I guess you could call her Amazon Prime. #DCComics #SuperboyPrime

Arrived today (5 days late…) #AbsoluteSuperman #DCComics

I’m old enough to remember caramel before the Great Saltening.

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

**MICROSOFT EDGE HAS UPDATED! Check out what's new!** - Please use AI - Use AI please - Why aren't you using AI? - Use it please 🥺

GenAI memes used to dunk on the enemy are still GenAI memes.

(House warming) Me, showing friend around; Over here is the panic room, through there is the panic room. Got a panic room out back. 4 panic rooms upstairs.

Advert on the radio there about “sweets inspired by Fruit Pastille ice lollies.” You mean like fucking Fruit Pastilles?!

If Nightwing makes any kind of movement… Is it a Dick move?

Action Comics #1 (1938)

Just heard a Red Bull ad on the TV pronounce “cherry sakura” flavour as “cherry securer”. Do people bother learning how to pronounce stuff these days?

Respectfully, I don't think cooking together is romantic. Please move tf out of my way

Finally caught up to SNL UK - loving it! #SaturdayNightLiveUK #SNLUK

Deleted about 15GB data there in one go that was no longer needed. Amazing the effects that a little digital clear-out can have.

“Mum, can we have Absolute Joker?” “We have Absolute Joker at home.” Absolute Joker at home: #Batman #ArkhamAsylum #AbsoluteBatman #DCComics

JACK KIRBY'S ONE PIECE

FRIENDS: please take this survey about the DC GO! webcomic line on DC Universe Infinite to help determine the future of the line! I told them to renew Aquaman: Yo-Ho-Hold Onto Your Hook, put The Question (Vic Sage) in something, and recommended some good writers us.rival.chat/c/6pcbu13zmy...

You OK there, @xbox.com ?

I don’t care what people are reading if they’re reading. There’s way bigger problems in the world than adults READING books written at elementary level. #booksky

Re-reading stories from Batman’s year one in part prep for my superhero class, and impressed how much time Batman spends thinking about safe places to park his car…

I don’t know who needs to hear this but listening to an audio book absolutely counts as “reading” a book. In fact, I’d argue that listening to an author read their own work aloud is an exceptionally magical and even holy experience. I love it so much. Especially as my eyesight gets worse.

FRIEND WHO I HAVEN'T SEEN IN A WHILE: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four? ME: i have no idea what he's for

Let's just stop with the "I deeply regrets" when you're caught in the Epstein files. You only regret that you got caught. We're not stupid, you perverts.

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family. “He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

Ha ha ha

Bookstagram is an amazing place where someone will say they are posting about the "unheralded," "underrated" books they wish to boost, and then the first book they talk about will literally be a Booker Prize winner

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

“But I didn’t understand a word he said.” Guess what, that’s the experience of many immigrants when they arrive in a new country, including the United States. You get humbled. Then you work hard and start understanding. We could all use that experience

Is it me or has Bluesky on desktop gotten really, REALLY slow and laggy of late?

finally found a winter Olympic sport that i would totally fucking dominate

Writing Tip: Entertain the idea that your work needs improvement, but don't let that consume you. Don't get down in the dumps and assume that it's unsalvageable. Because nothing is unsalvageable. Anything can be improved. It just takes time and effort. #writing #writingtips #Booksky

I've just seen the word "unalive" used earnestly in a non-fiction book that is specifically written to deconstruct harmful tropes built in to modern romance novels. Girl you explicitly talked about sexual violence not 20 pages ago what the fuck do you MEAN "unalive"?!?!?!?

"Yo we heard you like data breaches, so we did a data breach about your data breach..."

Jeff Bezos looks as though he is never more than 3 seconds away from taking out a chunk of Kryptonite and saying “MWA HA HA YOU’RE TOO LATE SUPERMAN!!”