slothrop searching for his own name in the epstein files

because I could not leave the left it kindly left the me

signifiers are so beautiful… meanwhile in the real world, we have the signified

"Well, all that pales in comparison to my plan, not knowing or caring who Adam Tooze is"

not until Josie comes home.

yeah this is why someone has to make the riddley walker/punch and judy roguelike or alternatively the commedia dell’arte roguelike

using genaimil to write my kill logs

the name is a play on “General Mills”

not quite a fair comparison because Waymos can’t get drunk

Hakeem Jeffries: “A Littl Salting and no saver”

no it used to be that these were artisinal creations that presented you with novel forms of actual brain worms a human definitely had and it was at a minimum interesting in a meta way like what is even going on here. how did this come to exist

NERUOK, say NERUOK, RUOKNE, you’ve been hit by, you’ve been hit by, a six-letter word

and yet a trace of the true self exists in the true self.

At last, we’ve invented the guard who always lies from the hit riddle “one guard always tells the truth and one guard always lies”

this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point

the eric adams spectral sequence involves real-life specters

it's great that my students now can see advertisements for relevant products and services in the course of my class. the thought of students not being aware of great deals and exclusive offers breaks my heart as an educator

Apparently London has both a “Mayor of London” (does normal mayor stuff) and a “Lord Mayor of London” (does civic events in costumes) and like, not to hand it to England, but I think I’ve figured out what we can do with Eric Adams

The weight of the job is too heavy for “Mamscrawny”

Could be the very same? A wooly cop with doggish face And a mouse unlikely named. Nothin' here but history Can you see what has been done? Half a brick rush over me Now I step into the sun - POW!

The Grok Ani stuff is absolutely fascinating in a morbid way. But I seem to be the only person who was killed dead in one blow by the name “Bad Rudy”

Pound for pound, sugar contains more salt than salt does.

when harry and sally met frankenstein

All he needs now is Darnel and it's the trifecta

abbot and costello meet wittgenstein

Many years later, as he faced the media's proverbial firing squad, Zohran Mamdani was to remember that distant afternoon when he went to confront ICE.

you reposted in the wrong episteme

brother in law of frankenstein

trace of a matrix is real life gematria

in the land of the no-year-olds, the one-year-old is king

oh huh okay that level of divergence is very interesting. Like Berserk.

I cast Murder on Scooby-Doo, then tap two Swamps to equip a lightsaber on Hong Kong Phooey

1929: And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Berkeley to be born? 1950-something: And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Palo Alto to be born? etc.

‘Karl Marx's ancestors were Chinese Muslims, surnamed Ma (and thus ethnically Hui), who followed the Mongols to Europe, though of course if you go back further they were descended from Zhou-dynasty Jews' is a world-class opener and the author doesn't appear to be joking

alimony for my exwife and exmoney for my alewife

Yeah, it actually has really clarified how persuasion works for me: people aren’t persuaded by the content of ideas but by the reactions they observe other people having to them. If they see other people be shocked or incredulous or mocking, that’s how they assess it and decide what to believe.

It is 12:01. The tariffs are now officially in place and I think this video best sums up what American is doing to itself economically with this very, very stupid move.

holy shit they actually did the “let ε<0” joke

real Oracle of Delphi vibes to phrasing it this way

He tried . . .

The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds

I'm sorry, they're calling it WHAT?

scared that SNL will be doing "if you could see her from my eyes" type bits before ong.

they laugh at us while our city burns. but somehow its the liberals who are always told they need to reach out and show more empathy to the other side while they celebrate natural disasters. trump is scum.

They should tell this to Line City in Saudi Arabia or whatever it’s called

The Magician by Geordie Greep is the best song of 2024 hands down. open.spotify.com/track/0Bmip7...

I refuse to join Bluesky - I don't want to be part of an Eco chamber

Can’t wait to find out what comes after America. I think maybe we’ll like it? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to take the day off and read some poems by my favorite writer, Leonard Cohen.