Jobs Data Centers produce (long term): -A scanner darkly style room of south asians monitoring Americans for 'good behavior' -Security for the data centers.

The government says aliens are real, they have genitalia, and they think we are cool and they are coming back with all their hot alien friends

White House rolls out an obvious distraction and here’s the most powerful Democrat in the country clapping like a seal

Top soil is crazy expensive.

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

happy days are here again

hey i just met you and this is crazy but wealthy pedos are eating babies

He's always on blow

Cheese slice costs $1 at mcdonalds..

They call them "data centers" because “mass-surveillance centers” would be harder to sell.

A detail I didn’t know: “The Herald entered the Epstein series for a Pulitzer Prize that year, but it was not a finalist. Alan Dershowitz … who helped broker Epstein’s original deal, wrote a letter to the Pulitzer committee that year, urging them not to honor Brown’s work.” share.inquirer.com/THMiUZ

Truly sad and pathetic way to end a sad and pathetic life

Going to the butter bar to chat with all the thicc ladies

Are there any women at this wedding

The banana ball game is giving every child in that stadium ADHD

I can't help but root for these two crazy kids, he unironically looks like he's having a ball.

I have 6 nipples like a blue ribbon Hog.

"Egads! We've divined life from the immaterial. We are the true Gods. I must jack off to it."

Damn bugs whacked us, Johnny

Ill keep voting, but it's hard to see electoralism or reform making any difference. We live in Weimar America and it's getting worse.

Had a dude ask me for spare change to get gas, probably fine.

Corrupt bishop

Can I make all of my favorite podcasters whom I have a parasocial relationship with hang out with me like the television show Friends? Just riffing with my good friends.

The courts, congress, and the presidency are captured by foreign interests. They all must be stripped of their possesions and cast into desert.

this is worth watching in full just to understand who is in charge of the DNC right now. just an archetypal evasive, lying politician with zero respect for his audience.

Her and netanyahu must be from the same region of poland, she has BiBi face.

I'll catch tony sometimes before wheel of fortune. Seems like a really stupid guy. You would have to be to get an adult circumcision.

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

When you 86 pickles the chef has to throw out all of the pickles in the kitchen. Because of the government. Ballroom.

I love all of the podcasts I've ever listened to. They influence my behavior.

Happy 7th anniversary to this tweet, which explained exactly what would go on to happen.

The Pah-wraith He destroyed its cage Yes YES The Pah-wraith is out

"Many people are saying I bear the mark of The Beast"

The point at which a sane, morally principled award winning teacher who is angry about school shootings picks up a gun and thinks it’s the only way to make a difference is a bad place to be in. Dismissing him as a crazy person and blaming Dems is disingenuous and dishonest

The security was a success!! A dude sprinted through a security checkpoint, popped a dude in a vest and was brought down, alive.

stop normalizing things! STOP IT! NOW!!!!

Do NOT show this to MGP

#WATCH | Jerusalem church installs cameras to document daily insults and spitting by settlers.

if this was a synagogue anywhere in the World, what would be the reaction by media and government?

Turns out folks really don’t enjoy being lorded over by an omnipresent firehose of hate, death, cruelty, corruption, bigotry, & outright theft, with a sneering contempt toward all that is kind & decent. Such constant garish evil is inevitably gonna break some normies who used to tune this stuff out.

Trump and the Zoligarchy are looting the country blind. They are giving us the USSR treatment.

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

I could tame her fiery nature, she would be eating oats from mine very hand by tomorrow morn.

Wolf Blitzer is a stupid nepo baby? Between him, Dana Bash, and Jake Tapper Im beginning to notice some things.

yeah shaken their fists at yet another weak effort