happy may day to all the workers out there. special shout out to the hustlers

Hundreds of case workers, career coaches and housing specialists at two prominent nonprofits serving recently incarcerated people announced they plan to unionize on Friday morning. buff.ly/zoqqPZf

I am unspeakably angry about this turnout gap figure, and it gives insight into the whole ballgame for gutting the VRA. Alito points out that Black turnout exceeded White turnout twice in 5 elections. The argument is garbage 1/x

The reason Peter Thiel destroyed Gawker--the real reason, not them reporting on the available info that he was gay, which they could pass off to dummies as cruel--was how viciously Valleywag reported on his hedge funds performing badly off his picks and guidance.

Dont give up

um the new Iraqi pm to be is a daddy bear

really surprised more people aren't talking about the mentalist

Nation Enthralled By Adult Man With Huge Juicy Ass https://theonion.com/nation-enthralled-by-adult-man-with-huge-juicy-ass/

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

i can't do this anymore

The fact that the FBI director is not in the cabinet might be useful context for evaluating how knowledgeable this source is (even or particularly if the source is also the president) www.whitehouse.gov/administrati...

At a time when the president is starting wars, sniping boats, taking bribes, gutting vaccines and decimating foreign aid, The Atlantic publishes two (2) articles decrying a New York Times podcast where a Twitch streamer says shoplifting isn't a huge deal.

very excited the hot journalist got released

ME: Ah, but one of us only lies and the other tells only the truth! OTHER GUY: (to the adventures) He does this every time. You guys can just go in

pitch: i will use these maths to calculate all kinds of fun things under trump 2

How it started / how it’s going — Jay Bhattacharya edition. 2025: “We will never use this agency to censor scientists who disagree" 2026 : Bhattacharya “has canceled the publication of a study that found that the Covid vaccine sharply cut the odds of hospitalizations and emergency visits”.

God forbid a woman have hobbies

A selection of floor burgers from various beat 'em up games.

A lot of focus on RFK's wrongdoing today, and for good reason. publichealth.jhu.edu/ivac/resourc...

why did not a one of yall sports people introduce me to "big dumper" sooner

listen hun if you can't handle the Washington Post editorial board at their the Texas gerrymander "freakout" is "not a threat to democracy" you don't deserve them at their "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss"

clairgeau x howell pears, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1911

Emails released on Monday by California’s attorney general show Amazon allegedly colluding with other companies to raise the prices of pet treats, khaki pants, eyedrops and other products sold online

You: "That's just a conspiracy theory! Vaping isn't training us to suck robot dicks." The robots:

ghoulish

Palantir used to have affinity groups and DEI as late as 2022, and I had the logos saved on my phone because they pissed me off so much and of course they buried those pages. But I never forgot.

an absolute legend. rest in power Dr. Long

still hot

Read that again. This Louisiana bill forces homeless people to choose between jail and "treatment"—and if they can't pay for the latter, they will be forced to perform unpaid labor. The historical precedents are clear: convict leasing, Black Codes, debtor's prison.

Wearing a penis costume to a No Kings rally is a 1st Amendment right. Alabama’s efforts to prosecute were firmly rejected today. www.al.com/news/2026/04...

honestly, werk

Local Bar Comes Out As Gay https://theonion.com/local-bar-comes-out-as-gay-1819569813/

not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer

A tax season reminder that Intuit TurboTax lobbied the government for years to block free public tax-filing. Trump then terminated the free IRS Direct File program established under Biden, just a year after the tax prep giant gave his inauguration fund $1M. Do you see how this works?

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

Pope Leo is no angel.

hahaha orban lost get wrecked

“.. I’ll pardon everyone who has come within 200 feet of the Oval,” Trump said in a recent meeting to laughs .. @wsj.com www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

My favorite new subgenre of article is "why aren't young people engaging in the activity we just spent months demonizing as racist terrorism orgies and advocated for outlawing?"

Melania's Immigration Witness, Paolo Zampelli, Asked to Get His Baby Mama Deported emptywheel.net/2026/04/09/m...

TIL: recent iOS updates are locking cops out of seized iPhones. For months now, forensic tools like Cellebrite haven’t been able to extract data from some of these devices One workaround I’ve heard: police will subpoena jail phone systems to get defendants PINs…then try those codes on the phones

sourcing request: I am looking for recruiters or managers at major tech companies who are trying to hire cybersecurity talent. if that's you, and you want to talk to me on background or on-record, please get in touch! contact info in my bio.

Beloved, we need more medical childcare facilities. There is ONE in all 5 boroughs. In Bayside. At St. Mary’s Childrens Hospital. Families of medically complex kids need childcare, too.

Always exciting to see the Avignon Papacy in the news

its still fucking crazy and vile that the president of the us, the only country that has actually used an a-bomb, said that "a whole civilization will die tonight" and i will never forget it

still holding mamdani to his campaign promises

The @apnews.com continues to approach this story head-on, rather than with euphemisms and sanewashing. apnews.com/article/trum...

“A whole civilization will die tonight” is the most vile thing a US president has ever said, certainly during the post-1945 era when they’ve had the power to kill civilizations with the dropping of a bomb. I’m staring into the darkness. May this not be one of the most fateful days in human history.